LatinaSoCal1995
Bien Pinche Chingona
- Joined
- Jan 8, 2019
- Posts
- 398
hanging out here and thinking of lunch
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So you are giving them away?Absolutely no one in my inbox is paying for my undies, mark my words!![]()
Doing it all wrong…butt chug…absorbs fasterTrying to think of a more efficient way to enter caffeine into my bloodstream.
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Update: Soaking your balls in wet coffee grounds has no effect.
Though I still contend the idea bore some merit.
Yeah?Doing it all wrong…butt chug…absorbs faster
Look just admit you just wanted to play with your balls! ButtYeah?
Well I have to admit the ole' "butt chug" failed to jump into view when I was hashing out ideas.
That's on me I guess.
You know, I've always thought the journey was just as important as the destination.
Considering that, I think I like the "getting there" around MY idea better than chugging with my butt.
I mean my idea could have even had me singing, "Rubber Ducky, your the one
" while splashing around in a tub of coffee.
So my idea has better..."perks"
Pun intended.
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*Gasp*Look just admit you just wanted to play with your balls! Buttif you want fast caffeine absorption ya gotta go up the butt!
I see everything ……*Gasp*
....
Wha....
How DARRRREE YOU see right through me!
Oh shit. Let us know if you need bail money later.All this talk of caffeine has me headed to the coffee cart for a breve
Sorry to disappoint but I’ll be sipping this like a lady shouldOh shit. Let us know if you need bail money later.
https://voca.ro/141JgbOwg1zSSorry to disappoint but I’ll be sipping this like a lady should![]()
I wanna shoot at your hoopsDebating whether to keep procrastinating and drink more coffee with naughty thoughts or go shoot hoops
Oh yeah? How many fingers am I holding up... .on my... wait...yeah.. my left hand? Hm?I see everything ……
Dick in your right hand balls in your leftOh yeah? How many fingers am I holding up... .on my... wait...yeah.. my left hand? Hm?