LatinaSoCal1995
Bien Pinche Chingona
- Joined
- Jan 8, 2019
- Posts
- 398
hanging out here and thinking of lunch
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So you are giving them away?Absolutely no one in my inbox is paying for my undies, mark my words!
Doing it all wrong…butt chug…absorbs fasterTrying to think of a more efficient way to enter caffeine into my bloodstream.
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Update: Soaking your balls in wet coffee grounds has no effect.
Though I still contend the idea bore some merit.
Yeah?Doing it all wrong…butt chug…absorbs faster
Look just admit you just wanted to play with your balls! Butt if you want fast caffeine absorption ya gotta go up the butt!Yeah?
Well I have to admit the ole' "butt chug" failed to jump into view when I was hashing out ideas.
That's on me I guess.
You know, I've always thought the journey was just as important as the destination.
Considering that, I think I like the "getting there" around MY idea better than chugging with my butt.
I mean my idea could have even had me singing, "Rubber Ducky, your the one" while splashing around in a tub of coffee.
So my idea has better..."perks"
Pun intended.
*Gasp*Look just admit you just wanted to play with your balls! Butt if you want fast caffeine absorption ya gotta go up the butt!
I see everything ……*Gasp*
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Wha....
How DARRRREE YOU see right through me!
Oh shit. Let us know if you need bail money later.All this talk of caffeine has me headed to the coffee cart for a breve
Sorry to disappoint but I’ll be sipping this like a lady shouldOh shit. Let us know if you need bail money later.
https://voca.ro/141JgbOwg1zSSorry to disappoint but I’ll be sipping this like a lady should
I wanna shoot at your hoopsDebating whether to keep procrastinating and drink more coffee with naughty thoughts or go shoot hoops
Was that a sneeze?
Oh yeah? How many fingers am I holding up... .on my... wait...yeah.. my left hand? Hm?I see everything ……
Dick in your right hand balls in your leftOh yeah? How many fingers am I holding up... .on my... wait...yeah.. my left hand? Hm?