😈✨🍺MrTenant's Tavern and Dungeon

[Rj_1954]

Good Evening to all who are still awake here. I'm cleaning and mopping the whole bar upstairs and downstairs...

 

[Trubbycat]

Good Evening to all who are still awake here. I'm cleaning and mopping the whole bar upstairs and downstairs...

Hey RJ the lube dispensers are all icky again…

 

[Trubbycat]

Made a tasty salmon recipe tonight. The only issue was that oil from a side dish leaked to the oven floor and started smoking, but that was resolved with a fan and opened windows.
https://www.foodandwine.com/lemon-pepper-salmon-8726850

 

[Rj_1954]

Hey RJ the lube dispensers are all icky again…

I'm on it, right away sir...

 

[Trubbycat]

Nothing worse that having to explain to the insurance company that you slipped on lube in the dungeon. They don’t even have a form.

 

[Trubbycat]

And I used to work on insurance forms.

 

[BrendaBear]

Strutting in wearing another ridiculous outfit… so I can sit at the end of the bar and watch everything….

 

[Trubbycat]

Say, who’s the girl dressed like Selene from Underworld at the end of the bar?

 

[Rj_1954]

Nothing worse that having to explain to the insurance company that you slipped on lube in the dungeon. They don’t even have a form.

Lube Life insurance
Of course!

 

[Trubbycat]

We’re gonna need grab bars on everything RJ…

 

[BrendaBear]

Lube Life insurance
Of course!

That is a wonderful product. It works so well…

…so I’ve heard…

 

[BrendaBear]

Say, who’s the girl dressed like Selene from Underworld at the end of the bar?

Now I need to go look up what Underworld is, and then who Selene is….

Edit: Oh… yep! That works…. But I have longer hair….

 

[Trubbycat]

That is a wonderful product. It works so well…

…so I’ve heard…

I have a mostly unused bottle of Astroglide in my bedside table. Hope it doesn’t go bad.

 

[Trubbycat]

Now I need to go look up what Underworld is, and then who Selene is….

You’ll like it

 

[BrendaBear]

You’ll like it

My first thought was Serleena from Men In Black II…

 

[Thebrowneye]

Say, who’s the girl dressed like Selene from Underworld at the end of the bar?

Point me her direction

 

[Rj_1954]

We’re gonna need grab bars on everything RJ…

Suction cups work better in many ways..

 

[Trubbycat]

My first thought was Serleena from Men In Black II…

Too skinny

 

[Trubbycat]

Too skinny

kate beckinsale underworld GIF
https://media2.giphy.com/media/6PHU...j&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[BrendaBear]

kate beckinsale underworld GIF
https://media2.giphy.com/media/6PHU...j&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

That’s kind of funny, because I just watched her in Van Helsing a few days ago.

 

[Trubbycat]

She was sexy as hell in both

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm watching the Horror of Dracula (1958) now

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051554/

 

[Trubbycat]

Watching Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

 

[BrendaBear]

I am watching… the movie.

Bela Legosi as… Dracula

 

[Trubbycat]

Children of the night