😈✨🍺MrTenant's Tavern and Dungeon

[Mrtenant]

No dear. Sorry, you are not head of the dungeon division. Just... no.

If @Mrtenant or @cascadiabound decide they wish to have such a position.... they'll let you know, I'm sure.

My beloved @Rj_1954 and myself... really, we're a couple of bar flies... Norm and Cliff maybe... but ... we're always here, and like a bad stain, hard to get rid of.

Bah, I am the Dungeon Master always. So that's that.

Whew. Man's work is never done.

Hmmmm I see you, @Rj_1954 are perhaps looking for a job. There is a specialized job opening, if you are interested.

It's hard work. No pay- of course. (Mrtenant's T&D is cruel that way, proudly so)

*Pours myself a draft from the tap

 

[cascadiabound]

Bah, I am the Dungeon Master always. So that's that.

Whew. Man's work is never done.

Hmmmm I see you, @Rj_1954 are perhaps looking for a job. There is a specialized job opening, if you are interested.

It's hard work. No pay- of course. (Mrtenant's T&D is cruel that way, proudly so)

*Pours myself a draft from the tap

Could you make me up one of your fancy cocktails? I'll just sit in the corner with a plate of tots...comfort food ya know?

Love you darling

 

[Strixaluco]

Let me see, scratches head....I joined Literotica back in October 31, 2019 on the Chaos thread. I didn't know how to interact properly. I was a TROLL. Everyone put me on "Ignore"
@BrendaBear saw the good in me and sheltered me from everyone yelling at me. It took a year, but she 'schooled me' in Lit etiquette and l learned. I'm still learning. Only now am I finding some of my previous friends from that old thread as they find that I've changed my ways...

Don't exaggerate, it doesn't make the story better. Chaos thread even didn't exist in 2019. The 1st version was new when I came to Lit, and you only came to the 2nd version.

 

[Mrtenant]

Could you make me up one of your fancy cocktails? I'll just sit in the corner with a plate of tots...comfort food ya know?

Love you darling

Color changing margaritas, try one or two?

 

[Rj_1954]

Don't exaggerate, it doesn't make the story better. Chaos thread even didn't exist in 2019. The 1st version was new when I came to Lit, and you only came to the 2nd version.

Sorry. I have a terrible memory in real life. I take medication to slow progression of my illness, but it will get worse. Eventually I'll leave Lit because I've already forgotten so much...
Ooops, I know TMI.
@BrendaBear already knows.

 

[Trubbycat]

Our weekly news rag has a story of a local girl going to Washington for a fistball championship. I must admit I was disappointed when I looked that up.

 

[BrendaBear]

I had an exasperating day, so I am just wanting to relax. I decide to throw in a movie I just bought on DVD. I haven’t seen it in years. I click on the stereo (surround sound, don’t cha know), put the DVD in the player and walk into the kitchen to get a cold soda.

All of a sudden, there is a LOUD woman’s scream! I almost jumped out of my skin!

I guess…. I should have expected something like that from Vincent Price in House On Haunted Hill.

 

[XShadynzX]

I had an exasperating day, so I am just wanting to relax. I decide to throw in a movie I just bought on DVD. I haven’t seen it in years. I click on the stereo (surround sound, don’t cha know), put the DVD in the player and walk into the kitchen to get a cold soda.

All of a sudden, there is a LOUD woman’s scream! I almost jumped out of my skin!

I guess…. I should have expected something like that from Vincent Price in House On Haunted Hill.

Could have been worse..you could have walked back into the lounge... and the stereo wasn't actually turned on...

 

[Trubbycat]

Rewatched Van Helsing last night... still wondering how Kate Beckinsale (and her stunt double) could move, let alone run, in that corset and those thigh high boots.

 

[Mrtenant]

Rewatched Van Helsing last night... still wondering how Kate Beckinsale (and her stunt double) could move, let alone run, in that corset and those thigh high boots.

Lol, Hollywood for you. Action hero women kicking ass in stiletto heels and ballroom gowns. Super stiff corsets, and yea, thigh high boots.

Let's just go with... those women are just that badass. Even restrictive impractical garments and footwear doesn't stop them. It's a good look. I'll give it that.

Here's one of my faves from No Time to Die

 

[BrendaBear]

Lol, Hollywood for you. Action hero women kicking ass in stiletto heels and ballroom gowns. Super stiff corsets, and yea, thigh high boots.

Let's just go with... those women are just that badass. Even restrictive impractical garments and footwear doesn't stop them. It's a good look. I'll give it that.

Here's one of my faves from No Time to Die

Well... I always loved the statement that Ginger Rodgers did every dance move Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards, in heels and a long dress.

 

[Mrtenant]

Well... I always loved the statement that Ginger Rodgers did every dance move Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards, in heels and a long dress.

There is that. I remember those. Watched a bunch of that as a kid.

 

[BrendaBear]

There is that. I remember those. Watched a bunch of that as a kid.

See there? That just shows women are awesome and @cascadiabound absolutely deserves all the worshiping you can give her.

Just sayin'

...'cause I do that.

 

[Mrtenant]

See there? That just shows women are awesome and @cascadiabound absolutely deserves all the worshiping you can give her.

Just sayin'

...'cause I do that.

Substitute worship for spankings and you might have it right.

 

[BrendaBear]

Substitute worship for spankings and you might have it right.

That's just how you worship, sheesh!

 

[Trubbycat]

Just to be clear, I am not criticizing the thigh high boots.

 

[BrendaBear]

Just to be clear, I am not criticizing the thigh high boots.

 

[Trubbycat]

Who, me? Never.

 

[Strixaluco]

Rewatched Van Helsing last night... still wondering how Kate Beckinsale (and her stunt double) could move, let alone run, in that corset and those thigh high boots.

As an occasional corset wearer and also q former competition damcer, you can do quite a bit in a corset and high heels. Like gallop.

The corset can be made such that it doesn't restrict movement much more than a bra, the heels are the difficult part.

 

[cascadiabound]

As an occasional corset wearer and also q former competition damcer, you can do quite a bit in a corset and high heels. Like gallop.

The corset can be made such that it doesn't restrict movement much more than a bra, the heels are the difficult part.

Agree- corsets are really just an earlier version of a bra. Serves a similar purpose. Ordinarily they are not all about cinching in the waist and compressing abdominal organs though there was a period in which that look was highly fashionable

 

[Rj_1954]

 

[Trubbycat]

@Strixaluco @cascadiabound thanks for explaining to me. I'm just a dumb man.

 

[BrendaBear]

..... I'm just a dumb man.

Isn't that redundant?

*runs out of the room giggling.... then comes back in*

Okay, Kitty, you are far from dumb and you know it. Well... the man part though...

*runs back out of the room, giggling again*

 

[Trubbycat]

Isn't that redundant?

*runs out of the room giggling.... then comes back in*

Okay, Kitty, you are far from dumb and you know it. Well... the man part though...

*runs back out of the room, giggling again*

 

[Strixaluco]

@Strixaluco @cascadiabound thanks for explaining to me. I'm just a dumb man.

You're just being misled by generations of misinformation... Originally it started with men, while women knew better. Then everybody forgot the truth.

Women even climbed mountains in corsets. And in victorian times maids wore corsets, too. In heavy work corsets actually helps.