16,100 wow can't believe it

[fire_breeze]

You didn't miss much. Miles forgot the rope and the cucumber sandwiches were stale.

Maybe for his 16 300th?

 

[midwestyankee]

Maybe for his 16 300th?

I understand that silver is the appropriate gift for a 25th anniversary. What's the right choice for a 16,300th?

 

[fire_breeze]

I understand that silver is the appropriate gift for a 25th anniversary. What's the right choice for a 16,300th?

Cat o' nine tails?

 

[midwestyankee]

Cat o' nine tails?

Damn, I thought it was chopsticks so I bought out the inventory of a Chinese restaurant that was closing. Anyone want to buy 16,300 nipple clamps*?


*Just add rubber bands.

 

[fire_breeze]

Damn, I thought it was chopsticks so I bought out the inventory of a Chinese restaurant that was closing. Anyone want to buy 16,300 nipple clamps*?


*Just add rubber bands.

That's for Mr. Long's 16 400 celebrations.

 

[midwestyankee]

That's for Mr. Long's 16 400 celebrations.

So all we need now is lots and lots of volunteers so we can put all these clamps to use. Are you in? Do you have a few dozen friends we can recruit?

 

[fire_breeze]

So all we need now is lots and lots of volunteers so we can put all these clamps to use. Are you in? Do you have a few dozen friends we can recruit?

Or the party will last end with Mr. Long's 17 000th post?

Or if not, how about recruiting a few of these ladies?

 

[Eilan]

Every time I see this thread title I get an earworm:

"I can't believe it
White girl got some ass. . ."

 

[midwestyankee]

Or the party will last end with Mr. Long's 17 000th post?

Or if not, how about recruiting a few of these ladies?

It will have to end eventually; they all do. Unfortunately, you can't Photoshop reality and women like her only exist in pixels.

 

[fire_breeze]

It will have to end eventually; they all do. Unfortunately, you can't Photoshop reality and women like her only exist in pixels.

No, but a skilled surgeon can make photoshop into a reality

 

[midwestyankee]

No, but a skilled surgeon can make photoshop into a reality

Perhaps we need a volunteer to show us the end result in real life?

 

[fire_breeze]

Perhaps we need a volunteer to show us the end result in real life?

Hmm... if you're paying...

 

[Que]

Only 430 posts until a truly important milestone, 16661 posts!

Kind of a shame that the 16161th post came and went, unremarked upon.

 

[midwestyankee]

Hmm... if you're paying...

I feel quite certain that such changes would not be an improvement for you.

But we do need to have a party, dammit, and Miles isn't helping very much at the moment.

 

[fire_breeze]

I feel quite certain that such changes would not be an improvement for you.

But we do need to have a party, dammit, and Miles isn't helping very much at the moment.

I beg to differ...

But I do agree! Mr. Long has been remiss in his party-throwing duties. Bad bad Mr. Long and he needs a sound reminder of his responsibilities!!:caning:

 

[Miles Long]

Mr Long has been deathly ill the last several days and only now is starting to feel something resembling human. One thing that would help Mr Long's speedy recovery would be Breezy getting a third boob surgically attached. Thanks in advance for your help in my convalescence, Breezy.

 

[fire_breeze]

Mr Long has been deathly ill the last several days and only now is starting to feel something resembling human. One thing that would help Mr Long's speedy recovery would be Breezy getting a third boob surgically attached. Thanks in advance for your help in my convalescence, Breezy.

Anything to help, Mr. Long! If having three jumblies will make you more human, then I shall surgically attach another boobie. Just talk to Midwestyankee, as he IS footing the bill. And while you are at it, do you think you can persuade him to give me his credit card?