1st Annual Johnny-a-Thon Fundraiser!!

[Johnny Mayberry]

So what is in it for Me?

I'll write you a song to whip asses to?

 

[Ebonyfire]

I'll write you a song to whip asses to?

I like!

 

[yourdestonie]

Well, heels are out...bad ankles!!

Ok then its 22.50 per hour But can you at least carry a feather duster

 

[yourdestonie]

I'll write you a song to whip asses to?

Now that might just get it back to 25.00 per hour however I got one question


If your playing the song who's doing the spanking?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Gonna need you guys to really dig deep now...

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Damn, that's one sexy guitar. You DO need it!!!!!

Yes, I do...it does everything that the first guitar I wanted does, plus has a second output for pure acoustic sounds, or I can blend acoustic and electric sounds. It is like 2 guitars in one, and it is as beautiful as any guitar I have ever seen.

 

[catalina_francisco]

Oh Johnny is just funning you all now!!! We already gave him his guitar as a token of our esteem and reverence for his great golden staff of Domliness. And a finer one you would never find...such beauty, gorgeous tone, easy to carry, and dual purpose to boot!!!

Catalina

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Oh Johnny is just funning you all now!!! We already gave him his guitar as a token of our esteem and reverence for his great golden staff of Domliness. And a finer one you would never find...such beauty, gorgeous tone, easy to carry, and dual purpose to boot!!!

Catalina

Well, that doesn't mean I don't need a second one, does it?!?

I got stopped by airport security over that 'guitar'!LOL

 

[catalina_francisco]

Well, that doesn't mean I don't need a second one, does it?!?

I got stopped by airport security over that 'guitar'!LOL

Now, now, don't be greedy!!!

We also had our luggage seized by security and didn't see it again until we arrived here...go figure...think anyone tipped them off we were all a bunch of deviants?!! LOL.

C

 

[Ebonyfire]

Oh Johnny is just funning you all now!!! We already gave him his guitar as a token of our esteem and reverence for his great golden staff of Domliness. And a finer one you would never find...such beauty, gorgeous tone, easy to carry, and dual purpose to boot!!!

Catalina

Well, it is a pretty good golden staff of dominance!

a little birdy told Me so!

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Since this fundraiser failed so badly, I will NOT be getting a new guitar. Thanks alot guys, we'll try again next year...

 

[Ebonyfire]

Since this fundraiser failed so badly, I will NOT be getting a new guitar. Thanks alot guys, we'll try again next year...

Have a guitar party. Like a rent party, but for the guitar fund.

 

[Ebonyfire]

But...

Can I interest you in some weasel ?

I just happen to know the foremost supplier in plate grade weasel.

 

[il mio angelo]

Since this fundraiser failed so badly, I will NOT be getting a new guitar. Thanks alot guys, we'll try again next year...

I gave You those Old Navy coupons.. did You lose them?

 

[catalina_francisco]

And we gave you one all shiny and new!!

 

[Krinaia]

I've got a breath mint and some lint and a dime in my pocket ... it's all yours!

Add that to the total Anelize?

grumbles, reminding self to call home and ask for money so i can drive home, or else i'm going to have to live on the beach with all the other homeless people, fucking suv

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

I've got a breath mint and some lint and a dime in my pocket ... it's all yours!

Add that to the total Anelize?

grumbles, reminding self to call home and ask for money so i can drive home, or else i'm going to have to live on the beach with all the other homeless people, fucking suv

Jeez, that's a big help...

 

[Krinaia]

I'm sorry it's the best I can do after paying $11 for advance tickets to see the Matrix Revolutions at I-Max

 

[landcruisergal]

Cleaned out the cab of my pickup...3 empty beer cans, 2 empty bourbon cans,a St Christophers medal,4 pens, a fuse and $6.75 in change,If you want the cash you have to take the rest of the rubbish...

 

[Guest]

Cleaned out the cab of my pickup...3 empty beer cans, 2 empty bourbon cans,a St Christophers medal,4 pens, a fuse and $6.75 in change,If you want the cash you have to take the rest of the rubbish...

Wellll-SHIT... I'm ridin with her from now on.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Here's the new #1 choice, as voted by me and my submissive accountant.

 

[A Desert Rose]

I got nothin' to offer you... but a congratulations in having good taste.

 

[Krinaia]

Have you been a good boy? There is always Santa donncha know

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Have you been a good boy? There is always Santa donncha know

I'll be getting my annual lump of coal...perhaps 2-3 this year, I have been exceptionally bad this year!