pensivepoet
Love dangerously
- Joined
- May 21, 2014
- Posts
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Puberty
These mighty balls, they
roam the halls
knocking lockers from hinge
sending books skiddling
down streaked tile floors
while Mary Lou Becker
shrieks, covering her head
as if the book of seals
has been opened.
Ha! Ha!
Mag'num o'pus
these hard black walnuts
titanium sheathed
boulders in bloom
swinging from trees
This is not elephantiasis
nor is the chafe, from
a nasty case of psoriasis
but rather the sculpting
of the gods
through my hands.
Sir Hillary would never dare
a flag upon such magnitude
these king kongs
of my new empire
gathering Fays.
So look i say
and behold
you children of the corn
from these grandest
of testicular glands
today, a man
has been born.
These mighty balls, they
roam the halls
knocking lockers from hinge
sending books skiddling
down streaked tile floors
while Mary Lou Becker
shrieks, covering her head
as if the book of seals
has been opened.
Ha! Ha!
Mag'num o'pus
these hard black walnuts
titanium sheathed
boulders in bloom
swinging from trees
This is not elephantiasis
nor is the chafe, from
a nasty case of psoriasis
but rather the sculpting
of the gods
through my hands.
Sir Hillary would never dare
a flag upon such magnitude
these king kongs
of my new empire
gathering Fays.
So look i say
and behold
you children of the corn
from these grandest
of testicular glands
today, a man
has been born.