Hullo_nurse
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Oct 4, 1999
- Posts
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"And Nurse, I know how much you hate redundant subjects, but... Well, we LOVE
redundancy. It's safe, it's warm... It's like a warm... safe...something."
Redundant? You mean this topic has been done before? Where the fuck was I?????
Endlessly -- welcome back, sweetie!! I really missed you kisses, kisses & more kisses
Ravenloft - it's good to see you two!! I'm sure Nicole is too
As for a song, damn, I just can't think of one right now. But I have one (that I wrote myself!!) for Chef:
Hello, childr'n
Look what we have
A nice look'n woman
and a hag
I want to try
I've go to, or die
Get a piece
of that poon-tang pie
Chorus:
Which will it be?
Wish I didn't have to choose
Which will it be?
Either way I win and loose
The woman's got style
she makes me smile
I'd walk a mile
Cross the Nile
Just to get her in my bed.....
CHORUS
And then there's the hag
watch all the tongues wag
when I grab a bag
to gag the nag
Just to get her in my bed.....
CHORUS
I'm told I have to pick
One to poke with my dick
Give the other one a lick
Use a candle with a wick
After I get'm in my bed.......
CHORUS
All three got in the bed
The woman gave great head
But the hag mad me wed
I shoulda played dead
Why did I take them in my bed?......
CHORUS
CHORUS
redundancy. It's safe, it's warm... It's like a warm... safe...something."
Redundant? You mean this topic has been done before? Where the fuck was I?????
Endlessly -- welcome back, sweetie!! I really missed you kisses, kisses & more kisses
Ravenloft - it's good to see you two!! I'm sure Nicole is too
As for a song, damn, I just can't think of one right now. But I have one (that I wrote myself!!) for Chef:
Hello, childr'n
Look what we have
A nice look'n woman
and a hag
I want to try
I've go to, or die
Get a piece
of that poon-tang pie
Chorus:
Which will it be?
Wish I didn't have to choose
Which will it be?
Either way I win and loose
The woman's got style
she makes me smile
I'd walk a mile
Cross the Nile
Just to get her in my bed.....
CHORUS
And then there's the hag
watch all the tongues wag
when I grab a bag
to gag the nag
Just to get her in my bed.....
CHORUS
I'm told I have to pick
One to poke with my dick
Give the other one a lick
Use a candle with a wick
After I get'm in my bed.......
CHORUS
All three got in the bed
The woman gave great head
But the hag mad me wed
I shoulda played dead
Why did I take them in my bed?......
CHORUS
CHORUS