a little sex trick...

[Cheri]

Nice and freshly shaved from the shower, with a little lotion to make my skin even more silky. Now should they be wrapped around your head or hips? I vote for a variation, head then hips then head again...what do you think Sir Sam-a-lot?

 

[Samuari]

I'm getting too old for this, but what a way to die! Thought you were one of Ceyannne's Magic Lotion disciples? come here so that I can die happy! Maybe just the little death.

 

[Cheri]

Yes I have joined the bare pussy club so at least you won't have the urge to floss afterward...that is if you're still alive! lol But my dear, you are only as old as you feel and I think you feel damn fine!

 

[Samuari]

Fine as frog's (not toad's) hair.

 

[BlueRooster]

Yes I have joined the bare pussy club so at least you won't have the urge to floss afterward...that is if you're still alive! lol But my dear, you are only as old as you feel and I think you feel damn fine!

Tonight I shall savor that bare pussy. When are you going to bring other members over to sample also? Oh my, I hear the shower--I must roost my way in there.
See you cupcakes.

BR

 

[Cheri]

SamSam with this fowl chasing me everywhere, when are you going to defend my honor?

 

[Samuari]

Tonight, we dine on capon, how do want him? Or would rather me lend you my Kateneia so you can turn him into food for those dogs he is so worried about?

 

[Cheri]

High roasted with Potatoes Anna.....nothing better than potatoes with chicken.....unless it's some kinda gooey dessert.

 

[Samuari]

Twice baked with sour cream and dill, carrots cooked in maple surup, and a ceasar salad. Followed with baked Alaska. Irsh coffee at the finish.

 

[Cheri]

Flirtation is quickly turning to lust...

That just proves I'm a smart and savvy woman, I throw myself at a man who can cook better than I! Will you be doing all that totaly nude or wearing only an apron? And after the irish coffee who gets to eat first?

 

[Samuari]

I'm horny, not stupid; I'll wear an apron. Why does anyone have to be first? What I had in mind was a waltz, say the "Blue Danube", followed by a more horizontal step.

 

[Cheri]

I love dancing so a horizontal mamba with you sounds heavenly. I also don't mind the apron, but I most definately want to see that cute tush while you're cooking.

 

[Samuari]

My dear, Cooking like eating and several other activities, is best done in community, so I expect you to be here beside me. If nessary, I'll provide instruction, to be suplimented by pinches, squezzes, and the ocasional kiss for encouragement. This is not something that I intend for either of us to do alone.

(By the way whee did the LBJ quote come from? I allways suspected.)

 

[Cheri]

My god could my lust and admiration grow any more? You are quickly becoming the man of my dreams....
LBJ quote came from
http://www.nd.edu/~adietler/quotes/
I'm planning on moving to some of the Woody quotes next. lol

 

[Samuari]

My god could my lust and admiration grow any more? You are quickly becoming the man of my dreams....
. lol

Ya know, thats been said before, but usally in refernce to nightmares, and in one case she said that she was actually sleep walking. You awake? Do i need to pinch you? Can I? CanI? Ah shucks!

 

[Cheri]

Nah baby, my nightmares play out like a classic B-movie...being chased by gigantic spiders or tied up and taunted by a muscle-bound shiny red devilman. So anything you could do to me, would be welcomed and encouraged. Besides I'm still throwing myself at you, aren't I?

 

[Samuari]

Nah baby, my nightmares play out like a classic B-movie...Besides I'm still throwing myself at you, aren't I?

Now she's calling me a classic, and she didn't even know me when I had hair! I get lost about who's throwing who, happens to us classics. Who cares, anyway? Take that silly rose out of your mouth (thats for a tango, isn't it?) and come here and kiss me. That's better.

 

[Guest]

*tearing thinning hair out over redhat*

*wanders aimlessly by* to check on How To's never ending thread. *tips hat* to 'kins, 'ritoes and rooster balls.

Do roosters have balls? I dunno. If so, are they Blue? Do Steve and Chairy know about this? What about Magenta? Are there really only three members of Lit? I'm vehklempt! Discuss amongst yourselves.

*Strolls away singing Paranoia, by Black Sabbath*

 

[Samuari]

Que Passa, Bill?

 

[Cheri]

Billman, you are all that and a bag of cheesy poofs! Don't you worry your sweet little ass about Linux baby, all the AOL followers will always love ya! I didn't know you were cool enough to sing Black Sabbath, thought you were a Carpenter's kinda dude!

 

[Cheri]

~launching myself at the even cuter balding SamSam
Yave your evil way with me!

 

[Samuari]

Yavea, yavea, do !

As Yogie might say when he is in his cups. But evil way? Babe the celebration that I have in mind is hardly "lacking a due good" (as the Schloastics defined evil). If I had known how you felt about the folicly chalenged any number of posibilties could have arisen. Sometimes, I out-clever myself.

 

[Guest]

*Taking Over The Planet, For Dummies 101*

Cray Pasta to you to Samuel!

Henrietta,

I sent you a telegram about Sporida Krinklekuts. It concerned my adventures on the WTF Express and a missive from your contact in Sin City. I posted something new for you to read. The turth is out there. Hasta manana, mi amiga.

God, I bet roosters loved amigas... HUH? Damn Prozac!

 

[Samuari]

Ok, Miss lethal confection, who only trolls under her own name. It should have been ridlin. Its good to know that I'm not the only one that lets their fingers run away from their brains. I'm really not as dumb as I look.

[Edited by Samuari on 09-30-2000 at 06:54 AM]

 

[Cheri]

SamSam, you should know me well enough to know all this troll business is not me. Besides babycakes I'm infatuated with ya, why would I troll you? So get you're sweet ass and folically challenged head in the kitchen and make me some dinner.....rooster if you will.