a little sex trick...

[Cheri]

Fluffin

Got you're directive and have destroyed the prototype. Will continue to monitor the situation. Keep me abreast of new developments.
You'd have a hard time believing all the stuff roosters love! Prozac, hell I'm up to lithium these days!

 

[Guest]

I'm a hundred dollah bill y'all!

Scramikins, get a capon clue, mah bud-huh-dee.

Cheerio-io-io-io-io-io-iooooooooooooooooos! Duuuuuuude! Where are ya, baby C, the zoo keeper ate his keys and the aminals are running afuck. Live video available for $3 g's.

Bif and Bootsay Uberprep seem to be away at a retreat for the swangingly inclined. Hope no fat dudes tried to foist themselves off on her! *Oh. Mah. Gawd. Look at that ass!*

Off to word to your bird and dumplings, C ya!

PS
Rooster Cogburn, I put my quarter in the slot, now play the piano!!!!!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

FYI

Whoever has been trolling around this thread trying to behave as I would behave, isn't me. This is my only post on this thread.

KillerMuffin

I'm having Troll Frappe at my house in a month. Its going to take me that long to carve them into itsy bitsy little nasty disgusting dead pieces.

 

[Cheri]

Miss Muff, you and your bold self could never be a troll and I as well as most of the people on the board know it. Besides I kinda like the trolls in a weird way....just call me psycho. Bur if you must, perhaps we can have a scene like the ending of The Cook, His Wife, A Thief and Her Lover but ours would be with a spit roasted troll instead. I'll bring the bar-b-que sauce. Do you prefer a ketsup or mustard base?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Slow roasted Troll doesn't take nearly long enough

Sorry Cheri, my knives are dull, the handheld propane blowtorch suturing device is at ready, my temper is hot, and I am in the mood to practice carving with some Trolls.

Trolling me is one thing, knock yerselves out, but making my friends get pissed off and hurt by pretending to be me???

Thems fightin words.

 

[Cheri]

But Miss Thang who in their right mind would pretend to be you? Me at my most boldness wouldn't even attempt that, sure I could probably get the scarcasm and killer wit right, but the intelligence too? Not even right after I took the SATs and hadn't gotten so old and feeble would I attempt that!

 

[Guest]

Interesting. Who is in their right mind, anyway? I'm in my left. Having a private conversation with a Chicken Hawk.

Sammy seems to assumed any of me made sense to him, which would be weird unless he swings, lives in DC, has his own personal collection of David Spade hair replacer creme, is married to Miss Universe 1982 and can sing the Star Spangled Banner while licking a fat chick, and was DeepThroat James At 15.

Since I was only ever addressing my friend about that person and situation, this is not even funny, just sad. But thanks for having such a healthy ego. Run along, nothing more to see here. *shoo*

Don't call me a troll. Trolls are short, ugly and harrassing. I was carrying on an allegory with a friend. Thanks for butting in. Have a nice life!

TTFN

PS
HI ROOST!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Since I was only ever addressing my friend about that person and situation, this is not even funny, just sad. But thanks for having such a healthy ego. Run along, nothing more to see here. *shoo*

Don't call me a troll. Trolls are short, ugly and harrassing. I was carrying on an allegory with a friend. Thanks for butting in. Have a nice life!

No idea what you're talking about, don't seem to care either. The problem here is simple, even a pathetic self-centered narrow minded full of himself trollishly egotistical little moron such as yourself can understand.

Someone impersonated me as a guest poster. In the process of doing something so mind bogglingly stupid, that troll hurt the feelings of my friend who is no longer talking to me because of it.

You think I'm butting in? How arrogant of you. Butting in would mean that I care about seeing you that you learn something. I just care about seeing you obliterated. Troll. You harassed my friend by pretending to be me and confusing the hell out of him. Not everyone on the planet is so self absorbed that they don't care about the feelings of others. I spose you can't understand that concept, as deformed of character as you are.

Play your infantile little games elsewhere.

Troll. Oh yes, you are ugly. The mirror of the soul shows the true reflection of you. And narcissism is revolting. Like you. Troll.

I am correct in assuming that you don't really care that you hurt someone else? Thought so. What goes around comes around.

By the way, get your own personality. Copying ours, while supposedly the sincerest form of flattery, is merely an indication of how truly pathetic you really are. Walmart sells those singing fish, one of those might do in a pinch.

meecheeheh. naga napbun trollul chunchunhee chookgo shipuh.

 

[Cheri]

Miss Muff, please please take a chill pill and wash it down with two sixpacks of beer. You are going a bit overboard here.

 

[BlueRooster]

Miss Muff, please please take a chill pill and wash it down with two sixpacks of beer. You are going a bit overboard here.

I want the Cheri, now come to the BlueRooster and bow to my claws.


[Edited by BlueRooster on 10-01-2000 at 09:01 PM]

 

[Cheri]

Do roosters even have claws?

Pussy, Narcissus, Muff, SamSam anyone...Bueller Bueller

 

[Guest]

I wanna refund!

Saw this as I sped by the front door.

It was sitting next to some book about grains of salt?!?!

I want the Cheri. Why, what an interesting fowl! You time? YOU TIME? Shit, what about ME time. ME, ME, ME! Frankly I've never been close enough to the Roost to see if he has clawettas. Perhaps I'll find out when we find out why forty year old potatos look twenty-two. In the year 2525. Who let the dogs out indeed.

Who are these phreaks on this thread and what kind of drugs are they on? Puff, puff, GIVE already!

 

[Samuari]

Troll Season

Troll season is coming right up. Time to get the equipment ready. I’ve waxed my pith helmet, and stroked the machete to an edge that Dundee could be proud of and even Lasher could shave with. Gave the old Four Runner a new set of plugs and wires, washed him, too. Puddles, the wonder poodle is getting her nails done and her bladder topped off. (When she goes into full Zena mode, she is a sight to behold.)

Need to check the regulations. Is a regular hunting license sufficient, or will I need a special permit from Laurel? Are there special hunts for different types of trolls? How about bounties for particularly obnoxious ones? Do I need to turn in the whole carcass or will just the tail serve as proof of kill? What about road kill?

What do you do with the carcass? Are the pelts useful? Are there any good recipes? Or do you just hang ‘em on the doorpost as a warning? Who is the game warden that watches out for infractions, and rewards infractees? Do I need a bail bond card?
Or will this ol’ Get out of Jail Free work? Where IS a lawyer, when ya want one?

 

[Samuari]

Cheri, my sweet tart, I'm afraid that I may have to go bag a troll or two before we can return to some more intersting and fruitfull discussion. Bear with me, and we'll have Paris yet!

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

Cheri, my sweet tart, I'm afraid that I may have to go bag a troll or two before we can return to some more intersting and fruitfull discussion. Bear with me, and we'll have Paris yet!

ROO! ROO! ROO!