A naughty Christmas poem

[Guest]

Re: Ok.......is that a glich?

Or de'ja vue? lol........

That's very sweet - shall I thank you three times as well?

(hmmmm - that would get me closer to my first 1000 posts. . . lol)

 

[Guest]

Hmmmm

How should you thank me........

Let me count the ways......<wink>

One.....(oh)

Two.....(ooooh)

Three...(Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

 

[Guest]

Re: Hmmmm

How should you thank me........

Let me count the ways......<wink>

One.....(oh)

Two.....(ooooh)

Three...(Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

Ummmm, very nice. But I imagine it would be more than three . . .

 

[Guest]

Hell........

Those were just the first three kisses........

 

[Guest]

Re: Hell........

Those were just the first three kisses........

And here I'm thinking orgasms . . .

 

[Guest]

LOL.........

Those come later....much later.

And hopefully more than just three sweetheart! <wink>

Keep in mind.....I'm 51. Not 16. LOL.......

 

[Guest]

Re: LOL.........

Those come later....much later.

And hopefully more than just three sweetheart! <wink>

Keep in mind.....I'm 51. Not 16. LOL.......

51 ain't dead, baby!

 

[Guest]

Exactly.....

At 51......I savor the delicacy of a woman. And like a feast, each course is to be enjoyed to the fullest.

Three orgasms...even at my age is not all that hard to accomplish.

But it's still more exciting to me now to see a woman's pleasure far more than my own.

 

[Guest]

Smiling

At 51......I savor the delicacy of a woman. And like a feast, each course is to be enjoyed to the fullest.

Three orgasms...even at my age is not all that hard to accomplish.

But it's still more exciting to me now to see a woman's pleasure far more than my own.

I do hope some lucky woman is the happy recipient of such pleasures?

 

[Guest]

LOL........

Did you read my poem......"Last Night while I painted you?"

Trust me.....she was.

 

[Guest]

Re: LOL........

Did you read my poem......"Last Night while I painted you?"

Trust me.....she was.

Wonderful. (I'll read it at once!!)

 

[JUDO]

Heard a Holiday Concert, remembered this thread and got inspired. hee-hee!


Up Came the Group Sex
--- sung to 'Up On the Rooftop' ---

Holiday party, drink eggnog
Stayed after midnight, head in a fog
Down goes my skirt. "Yeh!" say the boys.
Girls in a heated pile --
With Christmas toys.

My legs get spread.
I get some head.
A guy named Fred,
His cock I'm fed.

Down on a big one,
Quick, quick, quick!
Shoved in my backside,
A great big dick.

* * *

First comes the stuffing
Of little Nell,
"Oh, dear Santa,
Fill me well!"
She shakes like a dolly
That laughs and cries.
Then comes dear Santa,
Right in her eyes.

I'm in a race,
For a pretty blonde's place.
She says with grace,
"Sit on my face!"

Down on her hotlips --
Drip, drip, drips!
Up through my body,
A Big "O" rips!

* * *

Next comes the taking
Of virgin Will.
"Oh, what a big one --
A glorious fill!"
Will's is a hammer
'Neath a big, strong back,
I'll have a ball
As he fills my crack.

Oh, oh, oh!
That boy could go.
His sis, the Ho --
Took me down low.

Chained like a daisy
Thrust, thrust, thust!
Out on the front lawn,
Sating our lust!

* * *

Last, comes the group sex
All in a row.
We jump and we rock
To and fro.
Bill in my front side,
His wife in my back.
Two stroke while sucking
On my rack.

Oh, oh, oh!
Who wouldn't go?
It's quite a show
You get to know --

Up came the group sex.
"Oh my God!
I want more egg nog!"
Said this horny broad.

 

[lickmyboot]

HAHAHAHA!

JUDO
You're pure genius! I was just whining to Lauren that I'm not in the Christmas spirit. I think you got me there and then some. Can I come over and celebrate at your house?!?

 

[JUDO]

Re: HAHAHAHA!

JUDO
You're pure genius! I was just whining to Lauren that I'm not in the Christmas spirit. I think you got me there and then some. Can I come over and celebrate at your house?!?

lol. Absolutely. You bring the ornaments and I'll bring the lube!


- Judo

 

[Ooohkitty]

cute

i really liked it
nice pacing and text
nice rhythm too

 

[JUDO]

Up Came the Group Sex now posted!