A questionnaire for the guys

[EndlessNameless]

I deleted all of them long ago. but some were just too obvious like giving out too much information right off the bat, most women I know on here don't give out too many details and they're usually not so vulgar in the first pm.

but one I remember went something like this.

Hi luv I just got back from the gym with my girlfriends and seeing all the hot ladies there got me so worked up, doesn't looking at women get you horny? tell me your fantasy, tell me what you like, do you ever spy on your neighbors? I'm so wet, I'm practically fisting myself, we need to chat and catch up soon here's my skype!

o_0

what in the....what--just happened? who says that? his skype name may have been feminine but he forgot to set up the account with a feminine name as well. Good job John Doe.

I'll just pretend that wasn't me... *walks away slowly*

 

[luv_Bunny]

I'll just pretend that wasn't me... *walks away slowly*

ha. I'd like to think you're more creative than that EN, I think I remember a pm or two that we've exchanged and it was way better than that hot mess--just sayin

 

[EndlessNameless]

As if there is even a need to ask.

Soooooooo, is that a yes? Score! lol

ha. I'd like to think you're more creative than that EN, I think I remember a pm or two that we've exchanged and it was way better than that hot mess--just sayin

I am indeed a hot mess. Oh wait, you were talking about something else. I don't think I've ever sent anything that ridiculous before. I would be cringing so hard it'd be embarrassing.

 

[Icy1]

Somehow I don't think the guys who write these pm's are reading any of these threads. Lol

 

[_Lorelei_]

Somehow I don't think the guys who write these pm's are reading any of these threads. Lol

I agree and have got an idea!

Reply with simply a link to this thread

 

[Icy1]

I agree and have got an idea!

Reply with simply a link to this thread

That's gold!

 

[thefishfryer]

I agree and have got an idea!

Reply with simply a link to this thread

That would be so unfair. I can see it now. He's sitting there naked on his towel waiting to get a reply from the twenty or thirty pm's he's sent that night. The little notification flashes up on his screen. His cock gives a twitch as he sees it's from the poster of one of his favourite wank threads, he finds the link and with a shaky hand, expecting a special explicit photo just for him. He double clicks and .................. Well could you really be so mean?

 

[Icy1]

That would be so unfair. I can see it now. He's sitting there naked on his towel waiting to get a reply from the twenty or thirty pm's he's sent that night. The little notification flashes up on his screen. His cock gives a twitch as he sees it's from the poster of one of his favourite wank threads, he finds the link and with a shaky hand, expecting a special explicit photo just for him. He double clicks and .................. Well could you really be so mean?

Hahaha. Not sure about Lorelei but I'm thinking it depends on the original pm.

 

[RawHumor]

I agree and have got an idea!

Reply with simply a link to this thread

I've had a friend do that before.



It made me feel like I was doing a public service.

 

[nevergetenough]

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[_Lorelei_]

That would be so unfair. I can see it now. He's sitting there naked on his towel waiting to get a reply from the twenty or thirty pm's he's sent that night. The little notification flashes up on his screen. His cock gives a twitch as he sees it's from the poster of one of his favourite wank threads, he finds the link and with a shaky hand, expecting a special explicit photo just for him. He double clicks and .................. Well could you really be so mean?

Yes I would, and I would even re-name the link
'picforcock4uonlit'

Wank thread?

Hahaha. Not sure about Lorelei but I'm thinking it depends on the original pm.

I know how I'll be replying to fishfryer's first PM to me now

I've had a friend do that before.



It made me feel like I was doing a public service.

You really are. Keep on chugging! < and I mean the clean version!

This is pretty damn funny.

Although i do fall victim of 8...

Well could be a balled up sock in there...... who knows?? ....

 

[luv_Bunny]

Although i do fall victim of 8...

tsk...tsk...tsk...

Yes I would, and I would even re-name the link
'picforcock4uonlit'

Wank thread?



I know how I'll be replying to fishfryer's first PM to me now



You really are. Keep on chugging! < and I mean the clean version!



Well could be a balled up sock in there...... who knows?? ....

but's it's a good looking rolled up sock ;}

lorelei you're too funny :]

 

[_Lorelei_]

lorelei you're too funny :]

I'm just enjoying the spirit of this thread. It's fun to laugh! Being laughed into bed is even funner!

 

[thefishfryer]

Yes I would, and I would even re-name the link
'picforcock4uonlit' :

Is that for real lol

Wank thread?

Sorry about that just trying to fit the mindset.

I know how I'll be replying to fishfryer's first PM to me now

Oh, do tell, it could save me the embarrassment

I'm just enjoying the spirit of this thread. It's fun to laugh! Being laughed into bed is even funner!

Is that possible. http://www.tickld.com/x/the-25-best-two-line-jokes-ever-14-is-priceless

Well I tried.

 

[nevergetenough]

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[EndlessNameless]

I agree and have got an idea!

Reply with simply a link to this thread

Does this mean I should post my awesome cawk pics here? Ladies?

 

[MastersWench]

What a great thread!


*giggles*

 

[RawHumor]

Does this mean I should post my awesome cawk pics here? Ladies?

*ahem*

Um, no.

 

[EndlessNameless]

*ahem*

Um, no.

lololol

 

[luv_Bunny]

*ahem*

Um, no.

wah wah...waaaah shut.down.

lololol

not going to lie was kinda looking forward to it

 

[RawHumor]

not going to lie was kinda looking forward to it

That's what PMs and Am Pics threads are for.

 

[luv_Bunny]

That's what PMs and Am Pics threads are for.

yes I know

 

[EndlessNameless]

not going to lie was kinda looking forward to it

You naughty little thing you.

That's what unsolicited PMs and Am Pics threads are for.

FYP.

 

[_Lorelei_]

Is that possible. http://www.tickld.com/x/the-25-best-two-line-jokes-ever-14-is-priceless

Well I tried.

If those are your best jokes I feel sorry for you.. (and some will get you in trouble with the PC brigade too!)

But this one did make me smile:

9. How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the fresh prints.

< see

 

[Planetbeat]

This is a questionnaire for the men. Please answer the questions honestly, and click the buttons that apply to you.

1. Do you send women unsolicited (as in, you've never talked to them so you don't know if it's welcome or not) pictures of your dick?
2. If a girl posts nude pictures of herself on the internet, do you assume that she is a whore and therefore, she owes you something?
3. If a woman online describes herself as submissive and you consider yourself a dominant, do you feel like she is automatically subservient to you?
4. Likewise, that you are superior to her?
5. When a woman posts pictures of herself on the internet, nude or not, do you feel you have a right (or obligation) to mention her flaws?
6. Do you ever pretend to be a woman in order to befriend or seduce women online?
7. Do you send multi-page sexual private messages to a woman to whom you've never talked before?
8. Do you have a picture of your (or any) penis as your avatar?
9. Do you create multiple threads of almost the exact same topic?
10. Do you have the numbers 666, 69, or 420 in your username?
11. Is your username some sort of metaphor or synonym for a penis?

Did I miss anything?

This made me giggle ever so slightly, though I'm confused...I thought PM's were specifically for sending unsolicited cock pics, is this were I have been going wrong for so long

Just off to create my very own cock AV