A questionnaire for the guys

[thefishfryer]

If those are your best jokes I feel sorry for you.. (and some will get you in trouble with the PC brigade too!)

But this one did make me smile:

9. How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the fresh prints.

< see

They are pretty awful, but that was really the point.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Adorable creative questionnaire.

 

[Lyricalli]

Somehow I don't think the guys who write these pm's are reading any of these threads. Lol

I don't think the guys who write those PMs read.

 

[RawHumor]

Adorable creative questionnaire.

Why thank you, ma'am.

 

[docile_dancer]

This is BRILLIANT!!! Thank you for the laugh. I'd say there are more than a couple of men around here who clicked all eleven questions.

 

[RawHumor]

This is BRILLIANT!!! Thank you for the laugh. I'd say there are more than a couple of men around here who clicked all eleven questions.

Thank you. It still makes me snicker when some get offended by this thread.

 

[SquirtnBrat]

Gives Raw a on the cheek! Now I know exactly what thread to redirect the douche bags too!

 

[RawHumor]

Gives Raw a on the cheek! Now I know exactly what thread to redirect the douche bags too!

That's the point of it. Hiya lady.

 

[SquirtnBrat]

That's the point of it. Hiya lady.

I was showing my appreciation.

 

[Farawyn]

Ahahahhaaa!

*click/save*

 

[RawHumor]

*click/save*

Thank you.

 

[jlwill702]

Best laugh of the day. Amazing! Thank you

 

[Sweetemmygirl]

This is too funny. Thank you, Raw. This giggle was definitely needed tonight.

 

[RawHumor]

This is too funny. Thank you, Raw. This giggle was definitely needed tonight.

Awww... I'm glad I could make you laugh. Thank you!

 

[pornobob69]

Dead on. When I made this profile name, I was a jackass.

 

[Bunnylily]

I wish every men would read this thread. Perfection!
And I giggled even more while clicking on the buttons to see which answers would come up.

 

[RawHumor]

I wish every men would read this thread. Perfection!
And I giggled even more while clicking on the buttons to see which answers would come up.

Thank you, Bunny. It was made after hearing many of the same complaints from female friends of mine... and some are my own pet peeves or odd thoughts.

 

[Bunnylily]

Thank you, Bunny. It was made after hearing many of the same complaints from female friends of mine... and some are my own pet peeves or odd thoughts.

All of those are actually pet peeves of mine, so you were really successful in creating that list.

It's sad/hilarious to see that so many of those still happen daily around here, especially the cock avatars, the usernames with '69' in it, and of course, the random dirty PMs!

 

[RawHumor]

All of those are actually pet peeves of mine, so you were really successful in creating that list.

It's sad/hilarious to see that so many of those still happen daily around here, especially the cock avatars, the usernames with '69' in it, and of course, the random dirty PMs!

Random dirty PMs will always happen around here... but there are ways to do it that don't come off as totally sleazy.

 

[Bunnylily]

Random dirty PMs will always happen around here... but there are ways to do it that don't come off as totally sleazy.

There are ways indeed.

 

[lisandfrank]

answers

Do you send women unsolicited (as in, you've never talked to them so you don't know if it's welcome or not) pictures of your dick? no i only send if asked
If a girl posts nude pictures of herself on the internet, do you assume that she is a whore and therefore, she owes you something? no
If a woman online describes herself as submissive and you consider yourself a dominant, do you feel like she is automatically subservient to you? no
Likewise, that you are superior to her? having sex is a mutualexpierence
When a woman posts pictures of herself on the internet, nude or not, do you feel you have a right (or obligation) to mention her flaws? no its not right
Do you ever pretend to be a woman in order to befriend or seduce women online? no
Do you send multi-page sexual private messages to a woman to whom you've never talked before? is she send me some i will answer turthfully
Do you have a picture of your (or any) penis as your avatar? no
Do you create multiple threads of almost the exact same topic? no
Do you have the numbers 666, 69, or 420 in your username? 69!
Is your username some sort of metaphor or synonym for a penis? no its a mutually agreed name wife and i both use

 

[-phreak]

This is a questionnaire for the men. Please answer the questions honestly, and click the buttons that apply to you.

1. Do you send women unsolicited (as in, you've never talked to them so you don't know if it's welcome or not) pictures of your dick?
2. If a girl posts nude pictures of herself on the internet, do you assume that she is a whore and therefore, she owes you something?
3. If a woman online describes herself as submissive and you consider yourself a dominant, do you feel like she is automatically subservient to you?
4. Likewise, that you are superior to her?
5. When a woman posts pictures of herself on the internet, nude or not, do you feel you have a right (or obligation) to mention her flaws?
6. Do you ever pretend to be a woman in order to befriend or seduce women online?
7. Do you send multi-page sexual private messages to a woman to whom you've never talked before?
8. Do you have a picture of your (or any) penis as your avatar?
9. Do you create multiple threads of almost the exact same topic?
10. Do you have the numbers 666, 69, or 420 in your username?
11. Is your username some sort of metaphor or synonym for a penis?

Did I miss anything?

oh this is greatness

 

[RawHumor]

Do you send women unsolicited (as in, you've never talked to them so you don't know if it's welcome or not) pictures of your dick? no i only send if asked
If a girl posts nude pictures of herself on the internet, do you assume that she is a whore and therefore, she owes you something? no
If a woman online describes herself as submissive and you consider yourself a dominant, do you feel like she is automatically subservient to you? no
Likewise, that you are superior to her? having sex is a mutualexpierence
When a woman posts pictures of herself on the internet, nude or not, do you feel you have a right (or obligation) to mention her flaws? no its not right
Do you ever pretend to be a woman in order to befriend or seduce women online? no
Do you send multi-page sexual private messages to a woman to whom you've never talked before? is she send me some i will answer turthfully
Do you have a picture of your (or any) penis as your avatar? no
Do you create multiple threads of almost the exact same topic? no
Do you have the numbers 666, 69, or 420 in your username? 69!
Is your username some sort of metaphor or synonym for a penis? no its a mutually agreed name wife and i both use

I think you missed the point of this thread entirely.

oh this is greatness

Phreak!!!! How are you?

 

[celticlady]

Oh, lords! I'm dying laughing!
Many thanks to cookiecat for piquing my curiosity from the asshat thread!

 

[kisschampagne]

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