abstract erotic poem

[wildsweetone]

i am ticklish too!

 

[Guest]

Oh! I cannot believe I missed this! Hahaha, and shame on me! God damn, this thread is funny!

 

[blaquepurl]

not abstract enough for me.

the imagery in this poem is vivid, but in that "i'm overwhelmed with the image of a thousand dicks" kind of way. i do love a penis, really i do. however, it as an inanimate object, detached and getting with detached vaginas doesn't really spark any sensual feelings. maybe if there was more description of the penises themselves i could have felt more for the poem.

 

[bogusbrig]

not abstract enough for me.

the imagery in this poem is vivid, but in that "i'm overwhelmed with the image of a thousand dicks" kind of way. i do love a penis, really i do. however, it as an inanimate object, detached and getting with detached vaginas doesn't really spark any sensual feelings. maybe if there was more description of the penises themselves i could have felt more for the poem.

I can't help but get the image of a butcher's shop in Turkey with all the offal hanging hooks.

Still, if you can think yourself into a surreal world where you can buy off the peg penises and vaginas. 'I'll have the one like a horse please. I have someone to impress tonight!'

 

[flyguy69]

I can't help but get the image of a butcher's shop in Turkey with all the offal hanging hooks.

Still, if you can think yourself into a surreal world where you can buy off the peg penises and vaginas. 'I'll have the one like a horse please. I have someone to impress tonight!'

Assuming, of course, she didn't pick "a nice, tight little model" for the same evening!

 

[blaquepurl]

I can't help but get the image of a butcher's shop in Turkey with all the offal hanging hooks.

Still, if you can think yourself into a surreal world where you can buy off the peg penises and vaginas. 'I'll have the one like a horse please. I have someone to impress tonight!'

i'll take that virgin pussy over there, sir!

 

[flyguy69]

i'll take that virgin pussy over there, sir!

Oh, they're all virgin, here! Just ask them!

 

[Guest]

Oh, they're all virgin, here! Just ask them!

They?

 

[flyguy69]

They?

The talking vaginas, of course. Some just mouth the words, however, forcing you to read their lips.

 

[wildsweetone]

I can't help but get the image of a butcher's shop in Turkey with all the offal hanging hooks.

Still, if you can think yourself into a surreal world where you can buy off the peg penises and vaginas. 'I'll have the one like a horse please. I have someone to impress tonight!'

okay, so i'll ask...

who are you hoping to impress with a horse's vagina?

 

[flyguy69]

okay, so i'll ask...

who are you hoping to impress with a horse's vagina?

LOL!


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[Guest]

I was waiting to see who replied to WSO's post.

 

[bogusbrig]

okay, so i'll ask...

who are you hoping to impress with a horse's vagina?

Hmm She might freak out but she will be impressed.

 

[flyguy69]

Perhaps you could have it mounted like a hunting trophy. Tell all your friends how small it was before it met you.

 

[Guest]

and I thought I was crazy. I feel much better now. You're all nuts!

 

[wildsweetone]

Perhaps you could have it mounted like a hunting trophy. Tell all your friends how small it was before it met you.

do they hang those things on wall plaques too? man i hope the ladder holds out.

 

[flyguy69]

do they hang those things on wall plaques too? man i hope the ladder holds out.

You mean the nuts?

 

[wildsweetone]

well, i think i've been sidetracked with the vagina.

i had a visual not of the horses head/s on a wall plaque, but the other end...

 

[wildsweetone]

i get you now, i think saldne's seconded the nuts.

 

[bogusbrig]

i get you now, i think saldne's seconded the nuts.

Horse nuts?

 

[wildsweetone]

i dunno. maybe she meant chest nuts.

which brings us back to penises growing out of chests (or was it eyeballs?)

you know, the more i think about it, the more feasible that idea is. just imagine what you could watch while you were....

nevermind.

 

[Guest]

Do you know how many nuts are out there? I mean, in the stores?? I like salty ones. I also like the ones with fuzz on them. Yea, they're cute, too. *wobble wobble* Okay, I'm talking about 2 different things. Wait, I mean 3. I don't know. I'm tired, but I'm laughing.

 

[wildsweetone]

fuzzy nuts.

i swear there's a poem in that somewhere.

 

[bogusbrig]

Do you know how many nuts are out there? I mean, in the stores?? I like salty ones. I also like the ones with fuzz on them. Yea, they're cute, too. *wobble wobble* Okay, I'm talking about 2 different things. Wait, I mean 3. I don't know. I'm tired, but I'm laughing.

I've got hairy nuts.

 

[wildsweetone]

i haven't.