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Plea to the guys

His Lordship did not put the seat down and in the dark I didn't notice! Gives you one hell of a jolt that in the middle of the night! So guys if you are living with a female SO may I kindly ask you to consider your lady that may not have all her wits about her at some unlikely hour and no giggling when you hear her swearing in the bathroom as I promise you there are ways of making you suffer
 
His Lordship did not put the seat down and in the dark I didn't notice! Gives you one hell of a jolt that in the middle of the night! So guys if you are living with a female SO may I kindly ask you to consider your lady that may not have all her wits about her at some unlikely hour and no giggling when you hear her swearing in the bathroom as I promise you there are ways of making you suffer

Reason # 2, 349,851 for Being a Lesbian: Never having to write a post like the one above.

Muahahahaha! Sorry, Annie but I can just imagine you with your feet dangling...
 
Any takers?

Oh, I see a line forming to the right.

Excellent.

Take a number people.

*dumps out duffel bag full of floggers*

hmmm. Lemme see. Not this one... maybe this one... wait. THIS one.

I got 36. Hey wait, Homburg grabbed numbers 7 - 24. Isn't that cheating?

bj
 
*dumps out duffel bag full of floggers*

hmmm. Lemme see. Not this one... maybe this one... wait. THIS one.

I got 36. Hey wait, Homburg grabbed numbers 7 - 24. Isn't that cheating?

bj

I think he might be allowed to cheat.

You could have a flog-off though if you wanted?

you just need someone to volunteer their butt.


Oh, looky. UYS just raised her hand.

g'head. flog off her lavender bum till it changes colour.
 
Any takers?

Oh, I see a line forming to the right.

Excellent.

Take a number people.

Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiii have you been taking lessons from Homb in taking liberties with my words ......... aha I see it all now so clearly it's a well devised plot to get your hands on my sweet peach
 
Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiii have you been taking lessons from Homb in taking liberties with my words ......... aha I see it all now so clearly it's a well devised plot to get your hands on my sweet peach

Yes. *nods*

I blame Homb.


i would never have done any of this without his incredibly devious and evil influence. On my own I am the picture of innocence and a peach is fruit that grows on trees.
 
Yes. *nods*

I blame Homb.


i would never have done any of this without his incredibly devious and evil influence. On my own I am the picture of innocence and a peach is fruit that grows on trees.

Just picked and still warm from the sun, juicy with the softest of skin
 
*suddenly both hungry and horny*

I'm told that while I may not yet have the deep skillz of some highly experienced doms like our Hat-boy, I do have a certain decorative style when I employ those sorts of tools.

I'd win for style, and he'd get the trophy for effectiveness. That's my guess anyway.

I do have some skills, though. Lookit that nice red colour coming up there. Very precise.

bj
 
*suddenly both hungry and horny*

I'm told that while I may not yet have the deep skillz of some highly experienced doms like our Hat-boy, I do have a certain decorative style when I employ those sorts of tools.

I'd win for style, and he'd get the trophy for effectiveness. That's my guess anyway.

I do have some skills, though. Lookit that nice red colour coming up there. Very precise.

bj

This of course means you both get to whap away at UYS's butt.

Fair is fair.
 
I WASN'T THINKING OF HER 'GUNS' TRUST YOU ... i WAS THINKING OF HER SHEATHED KNIFE

oops I yelled oh blow it I'm not retyping
 
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