Am I a pervert?

[ClockworkFox]

I thought I'd help Sensual Queen out here, and look up the definition of "pervert" (I don't get out much, see):


"A person whose behaviour, especially their sexual behaviour, is immoral or unacceptable."


So there you have it, SQ. The sexual behaviour can't be immoral if you do it to yourself, and the last time I looked - or did more than just look, on reflection ... - one does masturbation to oneself. And on the same grounds, "unacceptable" - to whom, exactly?

So, not guilty. Now, in a wider sweep, you might be a masturbatory nymphomaniac or a strum slut, and maybe a host of other things, but you can certainly buy yourself that I AM DEFINITELY NOT A PERVERT T-shirt to wear with pride for when you go walk about.

 

[ClockworkFox]

Thanks for the "Love", O Sensual Queen. My pleasure. Well, yours. Ours, in fact. As in yours and mine, hers, his, theirs. Everybody’s. Every body’s. So long may your quim quiver quantically during your masturbatory ministrations and manipulations.

I try to help out where I can here as psychologist/sexologist, you see. I am totally unqualified, but by God I've never let that stop me. My book, “Fuck guilt, and fuck shame too”, by way of a naughtily lewd wordplay, which would be available at any good bookshop near you if any publishing house had the guts to publish it, might also be of assistance to some people out there. Price 50 euros, inc. VAT. Also available in lurid red PVC binding, and a matching red butt plug taped on to it, with a little fox-tail adornment.

And the doctor is in practically 24/7, yes, Sundays too, obviously. No problem too big or too small, as in this case size is not important. Your call may be picked up by Roxy ("I Got the Moxy") Secretary, who will know a thing or two about your problem even before she speaks to you in her husky, smoky, sexy drawl.

 

[SensualQueen]

Thanks for the "Love", O Sensual Queen. My pleasure. Well, yours. Ours, in fact. As in yours and mine, hers, his, theirs. Everybody’s. Every body’s. So long may your quim quiver quantically during your masturbatory ministrations and manipulations.

I try to help out where I can here as psychologist/sexologist, you see. I am totally unqualified, but by God I've never let that stop me. My book, “Fuck guilt, and fuck shame too”, by way of a naughtily lewd wordplay, which would be available at any good bookshop near you if any publishing house had the guts to publish it, might also be of assistance to some people out there. Price 50 euros, inc. VAT. Also available in lurid red PVC binding, and a butt plug freebie with a little fox tail taped on to it.

And the doctor is in practically 24/7, yes, Sundays too, obviously. No problem too big or too small, as in this case size is not important. Your call may be picked up by Roxy ("I Got the Moxy") Secretary, who will know a thing or two about your problem even before she speaks to you in her husky, smoky, sexy drawl.

Okay. When I need a consultation I will call you.
Your book sounds interesting...

 

[Sct73]

Am I a pervert?
I am a married woman with a lot of sexual activity with my husband. I also really like to masturbate frequently. I like to record my moans when I masturbate. This seems normal to me. But is it normal to get horny listening to my moans until I cum like a slut?

We all have some form of perversion. Yours is hot though

 

[SallyIsHere]

Not only is it normal, it's really hott. I am going to try it myself. However, being a prim and proper young lady, I do not cum like a slut. I cum like a little submissive fuck toy. Enjoy yourself.

 

[SensualQueen]

Not only is it normal, it's really hott. I am going to try it myself. However, being a prim and proper young lady, I do not cum like a slut. I cum like a little submissive fuck toy. Enjoy yourself.

I'm a submissive too but my Master likes me to cum like a slut.

 

[Sct73]

The sounds of a woman having an orgasam turns any man in. And quite a few women too

 

[ClockworkFox]

Okay. When I need a consultation I will call you.
Your book sounds interesting...

No, it would be free for you, Sensual Queen! After all the spunk you've helped me eject in the last few weeks? Please!!!

And, apart from the complimentary butt plug, I'd throw in a free audio reading of the dirtiest bits. I usually watch football on TV, but I'm quite willing to go to a game and shout for the home team, shout at the away team, shout for the away team, and shout at the home team, shout at the home fans, shout at the away fans, shout at the ref, shout at the linesmen, until I've all but lost my voice, and then dictate those bits in a hoarse, husky whisper.

God, it's true, I really am an incorrigible slut ...

 

[SensualQueen]

No, it would be free for you, Sensual Queen! After all the spunk you've helped me eject in the last few weeks? Please!!!

And, apart from the complimentary butt plug, I'd throw in a free audio reading of the dirtiest bits. I usually watch football on TV, but I'm quite willing to go to a game and shout for the home team, shout at the away team, shout for the away team, and shout at the home team, shout at the home fans, shout at the away fans, shout at the ref, shout at the linesmen, until I've all but lost my voice, and then dictate those bits in a hoarse, husky whisper.

God, it's true, I really am an incorrigible slut ...

I like hoarse voices.

 

[Smoothshavendad]

I like hoarse voices.

You should call me…

 

[ClockworkFox]

You should call me…

Tell you what. I'll spend the rest of the afternoon watching footie on TV and screaming at the screen, and then I'll call you.

 

[SensualQueen]

Tell you what. I'll spend the rest of the afternoon watching footie on TV and screaming at the screen, and then I'll call you.

He was saying it to ME.

 

[ClockworkFox]

He was saying it to ME.

Ha-ha, sorry. Totally got the wrong end of the stick there. All this toing and froing is a bit hard to follow.

 

[ClockworkFox]

Tell you what. I'll spend the rest of the afternoon watching footie on TV and screaming at the screen, and then I'll call you.

Tell you what, Smoothshavendad. Cancel that!!!!

 

[Smoothshavendad]

He was saying it to ME.

So, I am sitting here by the phone…

 

[ClockworkFox]

Looks like your phone is on fire there, Smoothshavendad. A hotline?

 

[Sarge9mm]

Am I a pervert?
I am a married woman with a lot of sexual activity with my husband. I also really like to masturbate frequently. I like to record my moans when I masturbate. This seems normal to me. But is it normal to get horny listening to my moans until I cum like a slut?

Hearing a woman be vocal and cum is so arousing

 

[drobert44]

Hearing a woman be vocal and cum is so arousing

Not a bit, just sexy.

 

[live4thebj]

Am I a pervert?
I am a married woman with a lot of sexual activity with my husband. I also really like to masturbate frequently. I like to record my moans when I masturbate. This seems normal to me. But is it normal to get horny listening to my moans until I cum like a slut?

Normal is a point of view based and compared to the majority. Fuck normal.