AMA - Primalex

[Primalex]

Do you celebrate Halloween, and if so, what will you be?

No.

If not, what is your favorite holiday tradition?

I can't come up with anything.

 

[Primalex]

Do you have a favorite scary movie?

As I'm not sure where to draw the line between scary and horror and comedy, I'll list more than one:

The Evil Dead and sequels
A Chinese Ghost Story and sequels
Tucker and Dale vs Evil
Warm Bodies


But if we are talking about nightmares scary, then Black Mirror. I can put trees raping women and supernatural entities or zombies waiting in your cellar or attic or television to kill you into the absurd category. But that shit...

Overall, I'm not a particular fan of horror or scary movies though.

 

[cookiecat]

I remember seeing Last House on the Left as a teenager. It was brutal and the first time I realized people were cruel just for sport. I can't stomach any kind of torture in movies.

In the realm of comedy, what (or who) makes you laugh?

 

[Primalex]

In the realm of comedy, what (or who) makes you laugh?

Standup Comedy:
Fluuuffyyyy!
Jim Jefferies
And I have mad respect for Bo Burnham.

Movies, series, sitcoms:
Not much, it's just not really my genre.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Secretary (I checked IMDB, it counts as comedy, too)
Everything with zombies - Zombieland, Shaun of the Dead, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, ...

Books:
Sir Terry Pratchett

I dig slapstick like Dustin Dojos.

 

[seela]

Do you have a song, smell, food etc. that always brings back a memory of a very specific, but utterly mundane moment?

If yes, what's the trigger and what's the moment?

I'm going to ask everybody this question, because among my friends I'm the only weirdo to have lots of mundane connections like that and everybody else only seems have these triggers for meaningful things. I refuse to believe I'm the only one.

 

[Primalex]

Do you have a song, smell, food etc. that always brings back a memory of a very specific, but utterly mundane moment?

I associate "Fragma - You are alive" immediately with the summer as student, driving my black Ford Escort through the summer heat.

I think the remaining ones don't qualify for "utterly mundane". Also there might be more associations I don't remember right now or didn't even figure out yet.

 

[Primalex]

 

[Primalex]

is that supposed to be Cologne or some place close?

It's exactly the level of detail I intended as public answer.

 

[Primalex]

You’re here!

Ladies, get your boobs out!

Lead by example.

 

[ultramarineblue]

What super power do you wish you could have?

 

[Saintdragonslayer]

Looks like Hanover to me? Never been there, but i did see Werder Bremen play Hanover 96 at the Weser stadium about 10 yeas ago...

 

[Primalex]

What super power do you wish you could have?

I was always fond of the idea of being an actual mind-reader working for a government intelligence agency (which also requires me to take precautions that my own government isn't going to kill me for knowing stuff I shouldn't, so I would be playing a life or death mental chess game).

Then the ability to perform miraculous healings. It would create a double life for me though, because I definitely wouldn't want it to be associated with actual me; but just being able to walk into a hospital, heal someone and disappear with everyone else being surprised about the patient being healed. I would like this.

The third one would be invisibility. This power would completely corrupt me though so I better not get it. No accountability for my actions is something I should not achieve.

And the fact that I'm borderline oscillating between saint and villain is the best synopsis of my personality.

 

[ultramarineblue]

I was always fond of the idea of being an actual mind-reader working for a government intelligence agency (which also requires me to take precautions that my own government isn't going to kill me for knowing stuff I shouldn't, so I would be playing a life or death mental chess game).

Then the ability to perform miraculous healings. It would create a double life for me though, because I definitely wouldn't want it to be associated with actual me; but just being able to walk into a hospital, heal someone and disappear with everyone else being surprised about the patient being healed. I would like this.

The third one would be invisibility. This power would completely corrupt me though so I better not get it. No accountability for my actions is something I should not achieve.

And the fact that I'm borderline oscillating between saint and villain is the best synopsis of my personality.

That doesn't really surprise me that you are going back and forth between two extremes. How would you be corrupted with invisibility?

 

[Cakecups]

What’s your favorite candy?

 

[Primalex]

That doesn't really surprise me that you are going back and forth between two extremes.

Why?

How would you be corrupted with invisibility?

I could do anything and get away with it - steal, assault, murder, rape. Or imagine a Kenneth Copeland with the ability to actually perform "miracles" like "the voice of God whispering to you what to do". And that's just random stuff off the top of my head.

 

[Primalex]

What’s your favorite candy?

I'm not really a sweets person. I rarely have any at home. Overall, I don't like licorice, anything filled with alcohol and dark chocolate. I love nuts in all forms and shapes.

A banana nut cupcake is a good way to bribe me.

 

[Cakecups]

I'm not really a sweets person. I rarely have any at home. Overall, I don't like licorice, anything filled with alcohol and dark chocolate. I love nuts in all forms and shapes.

A banana nut cupcake is a good way to bribe me.

A banana nut cupcake! Is that even a cupcake? Is there frosting on it? It sounds more like a muffin.

 

[Primalex]

A banana nut cupcake! Is that even a cupcake? Is there frosting on it? It sounds more like a muffin.

Is this an AMA question? Then the answer is: I'm not a baker.

 

[ultramarineblue]

Why?



I could do anything and get away with it - steal, assault, murder, rape. Or imagine a Kenneth Copeland with the ability to actually perform "miracles" like "the voice of God whispering to you what to do". And that's just random stuff off the top of my head.

It doesn't surprise me because it just seems to be a characteristic of your responses on this thread and others on this board. You come across as a deeply thoughtful person. I would think anyone that recognizes they have a sadistic streak in them would also have a capacity for great kindness. BDSM allows us to more safely explore some of those aspects of ourselves. Using a safeword requires self awareness to know when to use it. Of course there are people that are abusive but you've always been quick to comment on ridiculous or unsafe practices. I don't know that I'm explaining this well. It's also just a sense I get from you and others I know, if that makes sense. One of my friends told me that he tries to make a point to do at least one good deed a day to help balance out the not so good thoughts or deeds. I go out of my way to be more helpful to balance out all the mistakes I make because I make so very many.

 

[cookiecat]

Do you like muffins?

 

[Primalex]

I'm not really a cake person, no matter the size. I rarely have any at home. Overall, I don't like licorice, anything filled with alcohol and dark chocolate. I love nuts in all forms and shapes.

A banana nut cupcake is a good way to bribe me.

 

[Zionisacat]

When was the last time someone threw a punch at you? Was it deserved?

 

[Primalex]

When was the last time someone threw a punch at you? Was it deserved?

6th grade, so about 32 years ago.

No. I was severely bullied during 5th and 6th grade by a gang of 3 guys, making me fake illnesses just to not have to go to school; until I mentally went:"fuck it" and fought back around the end of the 6th grade.

 

[Primalex]

Pubes: Yay or Nay?
(On yourself and others!)

On myself: Yay! (well, I don't care that much, if you want to shave me there, go for it)
On others: Nay! (well, trimmed would be fine, too, I guess.)

 

[ultramarineblue]

Would you enjoy being shaved by a submissive?