Analingus anyone?

Public Service Announcement for those who are squeamish about rimming.

Buy a bidet toilet seat. It’s absolutely awesome for pre-sex prep of the entire area, especially the anus. Making prep so easy for my wife has meant I get to rim her every time we fool around. Did it just a few hour ago in fact. :devilish::devil::devilish::devil:

She also loves that she can quickly clean herself after sex without having to jump in the shower. Thanks to the warm seat and warm water it actually feels nice to use! Was under $400 and took just 15 min. to install it myself. You do need an GCFI outlet nearby or be okay with an extension cord.

Damn, how did we get by so long without this awesome contraption!?
 
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I meet this guy in my area who exclusively loves licking my ass. He strokes and plays with my balls to and the combination of him touching me with his tongue in my ass makes me throb.
 
Oh yes, same, I've met some really good ass lickers who'll eat my ass for half an hour and more if we had time.

I love doing it myself. Almost anyone with a clean shaved ass can sit on my face and make me do it all night. It's so hard to find someone.
 
I was watching a porn with Nina Hartley the other day and she was eating and fingering and toying another female porn star's asshole. Nina said that there were more nerve endings in the anus and rectum than in either male or female genitals. Who knows?

But I love eating ass and having mine eaten. My wife won't allow it as she believes it causes yeast infections. I don't know if that's true or not. A quick scan of online sources seems to indicate that two healthy people who do not have yeast infections, especially a male/female couple, cannot generally "create" a yeast infection through sexual contact. They say yeast infections occur from poor hygiene. A lack of regular hygiene practices, such as daily showers and brushing your teeth, or a constantly damp environment can also lead to chronic yeast infections.

I am NOT A DOCTOR.
 
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