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query said:
Samuel couldnt be more wrong. Puns are in fact the universally consistant device of humorused in every known culture, across every language.

His mistake is assuming that his bastardized, polyglot excuse of a first language (mine too) shares the limitations that other pure languages do.

English with its germanic roots and liberal pilfering from the romance languages, has more then it's fair share of words that rhyme words of similar meter words with double meetings with the same spelling.... so puns only look easy in english. Puns are much more highbrow and subtle in other languages.
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Um, I don't get it.








;)
 
I saw some cheese, gum and cookie references in another couple of threads. Should we pun it out? Don't know if I can camembert it.
 
Curious_in_Cali said:
Ok, that is enough greening about it! Water you thinking we can hoe to inspire more punners??
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Easy! When the coffee days of spring are upon us, it's time to till the grounds. it's no sin, on em, nor greeny to expect to see a vine sort of composting on this thread. Some say it's too harrowing: In vernal damnation! It's SPRING!! Trellis your puns!
 
DeepGreenEyes said:
Easy! When the coffee days of spring are upon us, it's time to till the grounds. it's no sin, on em, nor greeny to expect to see a vine sort of composting on this thread. Some say it's too harrowing: In vernal damnation! It's SPRING!! Trellis your puns!
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I'm not sure you are boing to winter em over DGE... summer just not gonna fall for this.
 
Curious_in_Cali said:
I'm not sure you are boing to winter em over DGE... summer just not gonna fall for this.
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Oak a. Are you saying Litsters on this board have season sickness? I should leaf 'em alone or that some pre fertilize sleeping, when spring is here? Should we do some pollen to see what the views are?
 
DeepGreenEyes said:
Oak a. Are you saying Litsters on this board have season sickness? I should leaf 'em alone or that some pre fertilize sleeping, when spring is here? Should we do some pollen to see what the views are?
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Baby they are just aren't sure if they are Maple to spring forth a treemendous pun? It saddens me to think that creative thoughts arboring cypressed.

*Sigh~cle*

Incu~wait! Maybe it is about the season we are in! I guess puntimes it is just about mating until the right moment to punder the question... to breed, or not to breed nude ideas? I vote we just chill and give them apple time to breeze pond, because it might be eggactly what they need.
 
Curious_in_Cali said:
Baby they are just aren't sure if they are Maple to spring forth a treemendous pun? It saddens me to think that creative thoughts arboring cypressed.

*Sigh~cle*

Incu~wait! Maybe it is about the season we are in! I guess puntimes it is just about mating until the right moment to punder the question... to breed, or not to breed nude ideas? I vote we just chill and give them apple time to breeze pond, because it might be eggactly what they need.
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Hatch what I'm talking a sprout! :devil: You can try to repress him, but the April come out in spring, amour and more. Maybe we haven't seeds a pun the reasons yet.
 
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? For so long people have been thinking this ovum, and I wanted to take a crack at it. I don't want to stage a coup, but I think its time to lay this question to nest. The henswer is clearly chicken because eggs don't even have genitalia. :rolleyes:
 
Curious_in_Cali said:
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? For so long people have been thinking this ovum, and I wanted to take a crack at it. I don't want to stage a coup, but I think its time to lay this question to nest. The henswer is clearly chicken because eggs don't even have genitalia. :rolleyes:
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Omelette you tackle this one: My grains are scrambled after the tough beak I just had. Nest question!
 
DeepGreenEyes said:
Omelette you tackle this one: My grains are scrambled after the tough beak I just had. Nest question!
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Of quartz I can give it a try, I don't really mined. I admit I am Curious what posspebble quarry I should pick that would rock after a week like that though...?
 
Curious_in_Cali said:
Of quartz I can give it a try, I don't really mined. I admit I am Curious what posspebble quarry I should pick that would rock after a week like that though...?
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Asbestos I can clay, I sulfur from a mineral deficiency. Or maybe too much sedimentary work.

Do you pumice this vein of punning will help?
 
DeepGreenEyes said:
Asbestos I can clay, I sulfur from a mineral deficiency. Or maybe too much sedimentary work.

Do you pumice this vein of punning will help?
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I am sure you don't want me to gold you for not eating well despite a hard week. Muscles crumble because it gypsum of what they need. I'm not a fan of neglect in general but hey, whatever gets your rocks off.

Its pulsable it may help, but I can't be held respunsible.
 
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She criticised my apartment, so I knocked her flat.
 
She said she was into old computers, so I showed her my wang.

And then I knocked her flat.
 
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