Angel's Little Patch of Heaven

Pffft, I was barely in middle school, mister.... And I thought I was going to be a nun up until.... Halfway thru high school. :eek:

A Nun?!? Something tells me you wouldn't like their habits. :rolleyes:



Yeah yeah yeah... I know, it's an oldie but a goodie! :D
 
I know, but technically she wasn't supposed to even read the Twilight series until I said she could...

Well now... You can't really be upset with her for reading too much!? That may backfire on you worse than the Twilight books! :eek:
 
Well now... You can't really be upset with her for reading too much!? That may backfire on you worse than the Twilight books! :eek:

I have no problem with her reading... My library has three floor to ceiling bookshelves that are tripled stacked, and those are just my books.

However, I said she couldn't read Twilight when she asked to borrow a copy, and I said no... not yet. So she proceeds to read the other books in the series cuz I hadn't said no to those... :rolleyes:
 
I have no problem with her reading... My library has three floor to ceiling bookshelves that are tripled stacked, and those are just my books.

However, I said she couldn't read Twilight when she asked to borrow a copy, and I said no... not yet. So she proceeds to read the other books in the series cuz I hadn't said no to those... :rolleyes:

LOL... That's classic. I could see myself trying that reasoning when I was a teen. Though in my defense it would have been something cooler than Twilight. ;)
 
I come from a large family, so I always assumed I'd have at least two... Good thing my hubby got himself snipped after two though since twins run in both sides of my family. :eek:
 
:rolleyes: of course you would have...

I had my moments. :devil: :eek:

I won't mention the time I raided my Dad's freezer for a pile of steaks so we could have a pre-football game tailgate in proper fashion. :eek:

Wolfias my friend... it is indeed a double edged sword.
 
Besides...you have to have sex to biologically father a child. So I'm safe in that department.
 
Besides...you have to have sex to biologically father a child. So I'm safe in that department.

Ummmmmm, technically, you don't. :eek:

Although the alternative method doesn't typically involve getting to know those receiving the donations.
 
Meant that in the traditional sense. Thanks to having Muscular Dystrophy.
 
Ummmmmm, technically, you don't. :eek:

Although the alternative method doesn't typically involve getting to know those receiving the donations.

And the Alt/Alternative method is very very messy... I was banned from the City of Duluth for a year after the last time it was tried. :eek:
 
I wanna ask, but not sure i should.... :eek:

All I'm going to say is.... it involves three cases of Champagne, a pallet of Cool-Whip, two hot tubs and a bottle of Wesson Oil... the rest is not fit for polite discussion. :eek: :devil:
 
All I'm going to say is.... it involves three cases of Champagne, a pallet of Cool-Whip, two hot tubs and a bottle of Wesson Oil... the rest is not fit for polite discussion. :eek: :devil:

Daaaaaaamn! That beats my bathtub full of lime jello hands down!
 
Well... then you really don't want to know why I'm still not allowed inside the City limits of Albany. :D :devil:
 
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