Annie's corner

[TANSTAAFL58]

Yes, self-service all the way. I love this look, but turned out husband couldn't care less. Oh, well, his loss.

Really? Wow. Just wow. Such a waste...

 

[AnnieLit]

About american showers

Showers... I will never understand why Americans don't put hand showers by default in their bathrooms, you always have to tweak things around to add one.

I was a realtor at some point in my life and was posting pictures of my properties on Facebook. I was not exactly trying to sell them there as my Facebook is not in English and about half of the readers don't even live in the US. We were just discussing decoration options, comparing what is common where...

And then one of them asked the question that never even occurred to me:
"Annie, how do American girls learn to masturbate, if they don't have hand showers?"

I was completely lost. Because at that moment I realized that for us water was a perfect always available vibrator that most women of my generation and older started to use long before we knew what a vibrator was, (vibrators just did not exist in that country at least until mid 90s).

Because you are taking shower, you hold it in your hand, you move it around to get all that soap out and then, eventually, you find a place where that water stream feels really good. It just has to happen sooner or later, no way around it. You don't need to read about it in a book, you don't need to be told what to do, and, most importantly, you don't need to buy anything - it is already there.

Just a few illustrations.

This is how it is supposed to work:

And this is what American developers think should happen:

It 20 this may work, at 40... I don't think so.
Maybe we need more women not in STEM, but in construction?

 

[Imperfect_Guy]

Showers... I will never understand why Americans don't put hand showers by default in their bathrooms, you always have to tweak things around to add one.

I was a realtor at some point in my life and was posting pictures of my properties on Facebook. I was not exactly trying to sell them there as my Facebook is not in English and about half of the readers don't even live in the US. We were just discussing decoration options, comparing what is common where...

And then one of them asked the question that never even occurred to me:
"Annie, how do American girls learn to masturbate, if they don't have hand showers?"

I was completely lost. Because at that moment I realized that for us water was a perfect always available vibrator that most women of my generation and older started to use long before we knew what a vibrator was, (vibrators just did not exist in that country at least until mid 90s).

Because you are taking shower, you hold it in your hand, you move it around to get all that soap out and then, eventually, you find a place where that water stream feels really good. It just has to happen sooner or later, no way around it. You don't need to read about it in a book, you don't need to be told what to do, and, most importantly, you don't need to buy anything - it is already there.

Just a few illustrations.

This is how it is supposed to work:

And this is what American developers think should happen:

It 20 this may work, at 40... I don't think so.
Maybe we need more women not in STEM, but in construction?

The tub faucet worked great for my wife until she was in her late 50's. I loved watching her get off that way and most of the time I got off with her while sitting on the side of the tub watching her. She never had a hand held shower and still doesn't. Few women that I've talked to (guessing less than 30 percent) have experienced the faucet pleasure....their loss, but everyone has their own go to method for reaching orgasm.

 

[Imperfect_Guy]

Wonder, what her plan is... Use his cock as a leash to walk him around?
Edge him, until he can't take it anymore and cums on his stockings? What will his punishment be for that? Possibilities, possibilities...

Annie...I love the way your mind works!!

 

[heathrowinneo]

Wonder, what her plan is... Use his cock as a leash to walk him around?
Edge him, until he can't take it anymore and cums on his stockings? What will his punishment be for that? Possibilities, possibilities...

I think his punishment for cumming without permission should be getting fucked.
Bend him over that checkered chair and have him wait like that, open, exposed, vulnerable, while she gets the supplies. He can't see what exactly she is doing, but he can feel it - the first drop of cold lube, the probing finger, two... And finally the pressure of the dildo on his tight ring. She did open him, bit not enough, two of her fingers are no match for that plastic monster of a cock.

The pressure is building and so does the pain... he is not sure he will be able to do this... He is no more sure he *wants* to do this... The pain is just too much... And then it's done! The bulb of the head slips in, he can breath again.

She gives him few seconds to adjust and starts the slow and steady progress in... and in... and in... And then the dildo brushes past his prostate. Yes! He definitely wants this, pain and all.

"Thank you, Madam!"

These are his first words the whole evening. He knows he is not supposed to talk unless asked a question, but he can't stop himself. The punishment is immediate - no more slow, the rest of the toy is pushed in in one swift movement. He cries out in pain... he knows it will go away soon enough, this is not his first time. And it does. In just a few moments the blinding pain becomes a dull throbbing and then all he can feel in the wonderful fullness.

And now the fucking begins - slow... slow... agonizingly slow withdraw until the head pushes on his ring from the inside, stop for a moment and then one swift push in. And again - slow out and hard fast in. In and out, in and out, over and over... Her hand is steady, she can do it for a long time, as long as he needs it, as long as he can take it. And then, probably, just a bit more for her own fun.

She angles the toy to make sure there is maximum pressure on his prostate when the head passes it in both directions and it starts to respond - he feels heat spreads out throughout his crotch and lower belly... it's coming... just a few more thrusts...

This is it! He starts shaking a little, can't help it at this point. Powerful contractions go through his whole body... again, and again, and again. She stops and lets him enjoy the first wave. There will be the second and third. She knows how to get him there. But for now she waits and enjoys the site of her lover convulsing in a great pleasure brought on by her hand.

love the annie's corner... and this story is absofuckinglutely fantastic! more please and going to read the other two stories... well done, so well done!

 

[AnnieLit]

The tub faucet worked great for my wife until she was in her late 50's. I loved watching her get off that way and most of the time I got off with her while sitting on the side of the tub watching her. She never had a hand held shower and still doesn't. Few women that I've talked to (guessing less than 30 percent) have experienced the faucet pleasure....their loss, but everyone has their own go to method for reaching orgasm.

"She never had a hand held shower and still doesn't"
This is the key phrase in what you wrote. She did not have a chance to compare! So how can you possibly know which way would she like better??
(And then men wonder where feminism came from...)

Just for your reference - all bathrooms with hand showers do have faucets as well. But for some unknown to the science reason, when given the choice women (in my sample all 100% of them) prefer showers, not faucets. Go figure, right? Maybe they prefer to have a choice of the position? Standing, squatting, who knows what else... Maybe they prefer to have the ability to move and not concentrate on loosing that fucking stream in the process?

I am happy to know that faucet CAN be used in this way, but this does not mean that it should. How many of the women you talked to about water, have experienced the shower pleasure? I would guess close to none. Because at a minimum you need a hand shower for that.

And just a little bit statistics: according to the internet (i.e.I have no idea how accurate this number is), only 32% of american women masturbate at all, by ANY possible means. So I would think that either your number of faucet users was much lower, or, which is more likely, your sample group was not really random - these women agreed to talk to you about it in the first place! So unless you are their doctor, these were not quite mainstream vanilla women to begin with.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

"She never had a hand held shower and still doesn't"
This is the key phrase in what you wrote. She did not have a chance to compare! So how can you possibly know which way would she like better??
(And then men wonder where feminism came from...)

Just for your reference - all bathrooms with hand showers do have faucets as well. But for some unknown to the science reason, when given the choice women (in my sample all 100% of them) prefer showers, not faucets. Go figure, right? Maybe they prefer to have a choice of the position? Standing, squatting, who knows what else... Maybe they prefer to have the ability to move and not concentrate on loosing that fucking stream in the process?

I am happy to know that faucet CAN be used in this way, but this does not mean that it should. How many of the women you talked to about water, have experienced the shower pleasure? I would guess close to none. Because at a minimum you need a hand shower for that.

And just a little bit statistics: according to the internet (i.e.I have no idea how accurate this number is), only 32% of american women masturbate at all, by ANY possible means. So I would think that either your number of faucet users was much lower, or, which is more likely, your sample group was not really random - these women agreed to talk to you about it in the first place! So unless you are their doctor, these were not quite mainstream vanilla women to begin with.

On an entirely unrelated topic: I just bought a new rain shower head with an aerated hand held. I expect shower to get longer around here...

 

[AnnieLit]

On an entirely unrelated topic: I just bought a new rain shower head with an aerated hand held. I expect shower to get longer around here...

Good for her! This can be used for showering together too, not just for solo play....

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Good for her! This can be used for showering together too, not just for solo play....

 

[AnnieLit]

Gay stories as a remedy for low sex drive

Started reading Kim Gordon's blog (KimGordon67 if you want to find her) and at least in the first post saw exactly my story.

About 7 years ago, I was a bit over 40, the youngest kid was almost 4, nothing wrong with my health, but all of a sudden I lost ALL sex drive. Before that, sex was 99% vanilla, but I liked it and was rather enthusiastic about it. Well, as much as a mother of three stay home kids can be enthusiastic about anything.

And then I just had no desire to have any kind of sex at all. Started going to bed very late, so that husband was guaranteed to be asleep by then. Had to make myself do it once a month, if that. When we did have sex, I still enjoyed it, it was not much different from what it was before, but most days I just absolutely did not want to do it at all. No self-play, nothing. It was like this for couple years...

Kim's way out was cybersex, it restarted her general interest in sex and that spilled over on her family life as well.

With me it was ... watching gay shorts on youtube! They are not very physical, it's youtube, not pornhub, and usually very sappy, but somehow they helped. Shorts led to reading gay stories, that pretty soon led me to Lit, where I stayed reading exclusively gay male section for the last 4 years.

Go figure. I have no idea why gay sex turns me on so much, but it does. And going by the comments on films and stories, I am far from being the only woman into it. Even many authors in that section are women, though I try to avoid them, as somehow I can almost always tell who the author is.

On a practical level, reading all that taught me a thing or two. And of cause I wanted to try things out. I did. It worked. This is how my husband had his first prostate orgasm. That changed things a lot - all of a sudden I had a power to give him something that he could not get on his own. It never was a bargaining chip or anything like that, but I liked that power on it's own merit. Power to give pleasure... Still love it, although my toolbag was updated a lot.

Some of the gay stories had BDSM elements in them. And that intrigued me as well. So (yes, your guessed right) I had to try. I never really talked with my husband about sex at all in our 25 years of marriage, but still managed to introduce a bit of this, a bit of that, and he loved it all. I knew he loved spanking from long time ago, so expanded on that a lot.

Every once in a while he turned the tables on me. All of a sudden I found out that I liked that too! And the switch was born.

The funny thing is, he tried to introduce spanking from the very start, even before we were married, but I did not want any of that. We did it maybe 4 times total in the first 20 years we were together - I did not like neither giving, nor receiving side.

Why did I change so much, I have no idea, but I am not complaining - life is much better this side of the fence.

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My favorite short film from that youtube period:
Violin (2012) by Roman Ilyushenko
It is very PG13, nothing graphic in it at all, but works for me even today.

 

[whenagain]

Started reading Kim Gordon's blog (KimGordon67 if you want to find her) and at least in the first post saw exactly my story.

About 7 years ago, I was a bit over 40, the youngest kid was almost 4, nothing wrong with my health, but all of a sudden I lost ALL sex drive. Before that, sex was 99% vanilla, but I liked it and was rather enthusiastic about it. Well, as much as a mother of three stay home kids can be enthusiastic about anything.

And then I just had no desire to have any kind of sex at all. Started going to bed very late, so that husband was guaranteed to be asleep by then. Had to make myself do it once a month, if that. When we did have sex, I still enjoyed it, it was not much different from what it was before, but most days I just absolutely did not want to do it at all. No self-play, nothing. It was like this for couple years...

Kim's way out was cybersex, it restarted her general interest in sex and that spilled over on her family life as well.

With me it was ... watching gay shorts on youtube! They are not very physical, it's youtube, not pornhub, and usually very sappy, but somehow they helped. Shorts led to reading gay stories, that pretty soon led me to Lit, where I stayed reading exclusively gay male section for the last 4 years.

Go figure. I have no idea why gay sex turns me on so much, but it does. And going by the comments on films and stories, I am far from being the only woman into it. Even many authors in that section are women, though I try to avoid them, as somehow I can almost always tell who the author is.

On a practical level, reading all that taught me a thing or two. And of cause I wanted to try things out. I did. It worked. This is how my husband had his first prostate orgasm. That changed things a lot - all of a sudden I had a power to give him something that he could not get on his own. It never was a bargaining chip or anything like that, but I liked that power on it's own merit. Power to give pleasure... Still love it, although my toolbag was updated a lot.

Some of the gay stories had BDSM elements in them. And that intrigued me as well. So (yes, your guessed right) I had to try. I never really talked with my husband about sex at all in our 25 years of marriage, but still managed to introduce a bit of this, a bit of that, and he loved it all. I knew he loved spanking from long time ago, so expanded on that a lot.

Every once in a while he turned the tables on me. All of a sudden I found out that I liked that too! And the switch was born.

The funny thing is, he tried to introduce spanking from the very start, even before we were married, but I did not want any of that. We did it maybe 4 times total in the first 20 years we were together - I did not like neither giving, nor receiving side.

Why did I change so much, I have no idea, but I am not complaining - life is much better this side of the fence.

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My favorite short film from that youtube period:
Violin (2012) by Roman Ilyushenko
It is very PG13, nothing graphic in it at all, but works for me even today.

Just found this thread. Love it.

 

[AnnieLit]

Just found this thread. Love it.

Come on in, take a seat. It is rather cosy in this corner.

 

[AnnieLit]

Public Education #1

Toothpaste

Don't laugh - I never ever heard about it before and I've read my fair share of erotic stories. Which means that most likely I am not the only one.

A while ago I was "dating" a man here on Lit. It did not last long, partially due to the 12 time zones between us, partially due to a rather stupid thing that I did, but this does not matter much now. While we were together, it was absolutely wonderful.

So here is a story about R. and the toothpaste. (I lost the original conversations, so this is from memory. R. if you are reading this, feel free to correct me)
We were talking in PMs, probably our first or second day, and all of a sudden came the question:
R: Have you ever tried toothpaste?
A: ???
R. Up your ass.
A: No... What exactly is it supposed to do?

At this point either it was too late for me, or for him (12 time zones!), but conversation died for the day. I wanted to look it up, but forgot, so next day we are talking again and he throws in a bait:
R: So, you chickened out of the toothpaste?
A.: I did not! You never answered what it was for!
R.: For your ass, silly. Just take a little bit, put it in, and see what happens. You will like it.

Well, it was an evening, I was a bit bored, and who am I to refuse a challenge, involving my ass? Right? So, still without looking it up, I just went and did it. It can't hurt, right? If I don't like it, I can always wash it out.

At first - nothing. Oh, well. One more thing that does not work, what a big surprise. I dressed back up and went on with finishing whatever I was doing. About a minute later came a very pleasant feeling of heat, then cold, then heat again. In 10 minutes I couldn't really think about anything else. In 15 minutes I grabbed my husband and marched him to the bedroom - my ass desperately needed a cock. And it needed it right then and there, no waiting till regular bed time!! Well, my husband did not have any complains about that.

When we were done I looked at the watch - 30 min since I put the toothpaste in. The heat/cold sensation was gone by that time, but there was still a very pleasant throbbing that combined with the regular after-anal-sex throbbing was just heaven.

Now I am contemplating an idea of what will happen if I put some toothpaste in both of us... Should I tell him beforehand? Or should I just do it?

No matter what happens, R., THANK YOU!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

You are just a fountain of knowledge. Thank you.

 

[twister947]

Now everybody on Lit will be wearing half a tube of toothpaste up their asses today.

 

[AnnieLit]

Now everybody on Lit will be wearing half a tube of toothpaste up their asses today.

You made my day!!!!
Just imagined hundreds of people doing it first thing in the morning, just before leaving for work. ... Sorry, can't type, keep laughing too hard ))))

 

[Mei5ter]

And wear a thong to floss afterwards?

 

[Stilllearning2b]

I’m trying to figure out who thought of this first, and was willingly to do it.

 

[AnnieLit]

I’m trying to figure out who thought of this first, and was willingly to do it.

I would guess horny teens, most likely boys. Especially those that brush teeth in the shower. To me this idea sounds absolutely horrible, but there are families where this is the norm.

That for having the idea.
As for willing...em... I did not have much information to go on either, but was quite willing to try

I have no idea what effect it might have on a straight man, though. Want to check it out? :devil

 

[Stilllearning2b]

I would guess horny teens, most likely boys. Especially those that brush teeth in the shower. To me this idea sounds absolutely horrible, but there are families where this is the norm.

That for having the idea.
As for willing...em... I did not have much information to go on either, but was quite willing to try

I have no idea what effect it might have on a straight man, though. Want to check it out? :devil

Maybe if the right woman commanded it.

 

[AnnieLit]

Maybe if the right woman commanded it.

Nice try! You are learning

 

[AnnieLit]

And wear a thong to floss afterwards?

))))
Don't think a thong will do it for me - I need something much bigger. And deeper...

 

[Stilllearning2b]

Nice try! You are learning

I try. I’m a quick learner.

 

[Tallcajun]

Next time try ginger.
Wash it, peel it, rub it on/in your choice of hole.

It’s intense. Wash your hands and don’t rub your eyes.

 

[AnnieLit]

Next time try ginger.
Wash it, peel it, rub it on/in your choice of hole.

It’s intense. Wash your hands and don’t rub your eyes.

That would be previous 20 times ))
Ginger root is good, but... Toothpaste is much easier to use ))