Annoncing my poem! You jey!

[Lauren Hynde]

I was standing by the wall of the aquarium, and the fish came swimming slowly, looking straight at me, as if he were going to make me an offer I couldn't refuse.

 

[Angeline]

I was standing by the wall of the aquarium, and the fish came swimming slowly, looking straight at me, as if he were going to make me an offer I couldn't refuse.

He was your groupie! Eve and I were trying to figure that out. Thank you for the assist.

 

[MTVM]

There is track to thread, co-responders!!~!!

And you are divetring thread to conversatoinalness!!!! My thread is primae and you pettie picture prosifyingness perhaps presents peeps problematically plundered ideas!!!!!!!!!

This therad is for prisinglyness of me and my extralubrious poems!!!!! There is no wise if not my wsie snd my wisserliness is mor ewiser!!!! :heart:

Take yuor groupoie and go home!!!!!

MTVM

 

[MTVM]

He Reproves Cardinal Richelieu

O Richelieu, pray no more into air!
It will just engender Jacobins. Attest
Perorations to your Roi Louis' mind—
Guillotine-closed eyne and heavy lank hair
Dropped in a basket laid on a deck.
There is enough evil in the passing of wind.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

No award for you yet

First of all, you're not nearly pompous enough. Let's have some overwhelmingly misplaced confidence in the total perfection of our wordsmithyingness, alright? Secondly, I haven't seen nearly enough confrontational behavior out of you. We're going to need a lot more incomprehensible ad hominem attacks, random slurs on people who might actually be showing you some mercy, and please, get serious about condemning other people's poetry, credentials and education. When someone starts actually having fun or making sense on YOUR thread, you need to attack immediately and without forethought.

Extra points will be awarded for sentence fragments and convoluted comma splices, overblown grammatical constructions, and specific insults about the genitalia, sexual prowess and physical attractiveness of your detractors.

Your poetry-to-abuse ratio is problematic as well. Less productive work, more lengthy diatribes to individual posters, please.

Get on the proverbial stick, my man. You've got some pretty serious competition for that trophy.

bijou

 

[MTVM]

First of all, you're not nearly pompous enough. Let's have some overwhelmingly misplaced confidence in the total perfection of our wordsmithyingness, alright? Secondly, I haven't seen nearly enough confrontational behavior out of you. We're going to need a lot more incomprehensible ad hominem attacks, random slurs on people who might actually be showing you some mercy, and please, get serious about condemning other people's poetry, credentials and education. When someone starts actually having fun or making sense on YOUR thread, you need to attack immediately and without forethought.

Extra points will be awarded for sentence fragments and convoluted comma splices, overblown grammatical constructions, and specific insults about the genitalia, sexual prowess and physical attractiveness of your detractors.

Your poetry-to-abuse ratio is problematic as well. Less productive work, more lengthy diatribes to individual posters, please.

Get on the proverbial stick, my man. You've got some pretty serious competition for that trophy.

bijou

But biJou, I am peacenikal!!!! We are all bnothers!!!! Well, some are susters, too, of course, but fmailly!!!! I love everyone, as I am wisester and hjping for universalist love and peacifyity.

I distrust your Kundrying coo to make me thruash at fellow peot's!!! We as pometers are who give warming light to other's, tell of waysiemeans that ARt can make wben pir match girls happily!! Ther eis peace in wurld for all, howbers nontalents make forthly. Folow the art~! Follow!!

I retire from stghe, now, hoplying that pece is reslt. Be God in all, poets. Hapky waiting!!! :coll:

MTVM

Requiscant in pace, IMTV.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

peace, baby

well, alright. Perhaps we can invent a different trophy for that sort of thing... whatever it is.

bijou

 

[Eluard]

well, alright. Perhaps we can invent a different trophy for that sort of thing... whatever it is.

bijou

unpredictablebijou – j'accuse!!! I say that you are none other than MTVM! I mistrust all this jousting with yourself to close off the thread!

 

[MTVM]

unpredictablebijou – j'accuse!!! I say that you are none other than MTVM! I mistrust all this jousting with yourself top close off the thread!

Eluard, Eluard. Tch, tch, tch. Vous êtes trop croyable. Je suis un homme—un poèt, peut-être, mais tous homme. Bijou, charmant bien qu'elle soit, est toute la femme, eh?

Vous ne pouvez pas dire le non. Pouvez-vous?

Conjecture encore, monsieur. Conjecture encore!

MTVM

 

[Eluard]

Eluard, Eluard. Tch, tch, tch. Vous êtes trop croyable. Je suis un homme—un poèt, peut-être, mais tous homme. Bijou, charmant bien qu'elle soit, est toute la femme, eh?

Vous ne pouvez pas dire le non. Pouvez-vous?

Conjecture encore, monsieur. Conjecture encore!

MTVM

Never heard of female impersonators? (Run it through Babel twice!)

 

[MTVM]

Never heard of female impersonators? (Run it through Babel twice!)

Mais je rêve d'elle, Eluard, en tant que vous a indiqué:

Elle sa bouche d’alliance
Tous les secrets tous les sourires
Et quels vêtements d’indulgence
À la croire toute nue.​

Je ne peux pas personnifier mes amours. Je suis vérité simple.

 

[normal jean]

True enough, Miss Smarty Panties. I can't speak for that MTV guy, but I really wasn't in the zone when I did mine. You know, the Twilight Zone.



PS I just figured out what your av looks like to me. A thug. All you need is a cigar and a gun in your fin.

angeline! you have SUCH an imagination...now that fish is sending me messages.....kill curious george....


I have a tootheache

oh well.....

 

[Angeline]

angeline! you have SUCH an imagination...now that fish is sending me messages.....kill curious george....


I have a tootheache

oh well.....

OMG! I just REALLY figured out who it is! Lauren is brilliant! (No it isn't her, but she was right in her speculation). That damn groupie is even smarter than I thought.

 

[Angeline]

But biJou, I am peacenikal!!!! We are all bnothers!!!! Well, some are susters, too, of course, but fmailly!!!! I love everyone, as I am wisester and hjping for universalist love and peacifyity.

I distrust your Kundrying coo to make me thruash at fellow peot's!!! We as pometers are who give warming light to other's, tell of waysiemeans that ARt can make wben pir match girls happily!! Ther eis peace in wurld for all, howbers nontalents make forthly. Folow the art~! Follow!!

I retire from stghe, now, hoplying that pece is reslt. Be God in all, poets. Hapky waiting!!! :coll:

MTVM

Requiscant in pace, IMTV.

wisester

wizasster indeed. where's the Ginsberg?

 

[WickedEve]

OMG! I just REALLY figured out who it is! Lauren is brilliant! (No it isn't her, but she was right in her speculation). That damn groupie is even smarter than I thought.

Who mtvm is?

 

[Angeline]

Who mtvm is?

Yes. I pmed you my rambling thoughts, but won't say it here in the time-honored tradition of a) not exposing alts (especially the ones who amuse me), and b) my hating to be proved wrong.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Lauren is brilliant!

Half the world already knows that, and the other is in denial. Tell us something new.

 

[Angeline]

Half the world already knows that, and the other is in denial. Tell us something new.

I'd say be gracious about it, but I'm afraid you'll sic your fish on me.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I'd say be gracious about it, but I'm afraid you'll sic your fish on me.

I cannot be too gracious, or I'll lose any chance of getting the award that was mentioned before.

 

[WickedEve]

Yes. I pmed you my rambling thoughts, but won't say it here in the time-honored tradition of a) not exposing alts (especially the ones who amuse me), and b) my hating to be proved wrong.

I'm not reading your damn PM!
I know who it is. It's MET. He speaks French, right?

 

[WickedEve]

Lauren is brilliant!

How about brillo? Lauren is brillo. That makes more sense.

 

[Angeline]

How about brillo? Lauren is brillo. That makes more sense.

I didn't know you spoke Portuguese. You're brillo, too. Isn't Eve brillo, MTV?

 

[WickedEve]

I didn't know you spoke Portuguese. You're brillo, too. Isn't Eve brillo, MTV?

Three years of Spanish.
You're bright, too... like a brillo pad.

 

[champagne1982]

Three years of Spanish.
You're bright, too... like a brillo pad.

Or at least her copper bottom

 

[MTVM]

wisester

wizasster indeed. where's the Ginsberg?

Another whistled promissory!!! You am documented as saying you write!!!! Howeverly, I cum to rescrue and deliber:

eBay: A Supermarket in California

.....What hots I have for your tonight, Meg Whitman! You I stalk, hound,
down back streets of palm trees, wrist aching from carpal tunnel syndrome.
.....In my lust-fired disease, I am scanning your images. I went into your
auction, that web hypermarket, scheming to make millions!
.....What bargains on old umbrellas! Old ladies bidding all night! Even shopping
for husbands! Knives for aficionados, old Barbie dolls, pop singles!
—and you, Pierre Omidyar! Why you are even auctioning Smith & Wessons!

.....I saw you, Meg Whitman, ruthless CEO, hover poking the merchandise
on the pages and winking at keepsake children's toys.
.....I heard you asking questions of each: Is a reserve price set? What's
your seller rating? Do you accept PayPal?
.....I sauntered in and out among the million teeming fans that follow you
and, fallow in my imagination, saw RC cars, defective.
.....We wandered among endless pages together in my solitary fancy, looking
at old books, tasty fine-wrought lingerie, and never needing a cashier.

.....Where are we going Meg Whitman? Your servers are never down. Which
way does your stock trend tonight?
.....(I touch the screen and dream of the oddity that was Sotheby's and feel
absurd.)
.....Will we shop all night as solitary peeps? The screen's glare fades to a soft
glow, only light in the house, but never lonely.
.....Will we stroll dreaming of the lost bargains we had loved? Blue automobiles
without reserve prices? Homes listed in silent auctions?
.....Ah, dear chairman, CEO, lovely fortune builder, what America would we have
if you quit polling for treachery and you got out of human organ sales and just
stood watching some of that revenue disappear on the SEC's waiver of options?​