Annoncing my poem! You jey!

Angeline said:
I didn't know you spoke Portuguese. You're brillo, too. Isn't Eve brillo, MTV?
She's brillo, and Eve's slithy tove
...Admiringly wimbles at my wabe:
Her whimsy fetches borrowed gloves,
...And her memes, wrought-iron grabe.
 
about that award

Lauren Hynde said:
I cannot be too gracious, or I'll lose any chance of getting the award that was mentioned before. :D

Dear, you're WAY behind. Sorry. For one thing, I think you have entirely too much editorial pride to be willing to go the distance on spelling, punctuation and grammatical errors. And your hostility, when it's in evidence, isn't the least bit misplaced. Points off there too.

I think that you're going to have to create an alt, like SOME people, who then backed off way too far on the ad hominem and disqualified themselves.

Now that I'm getting better at wandering the rest of the board, I've found some rather prime candidates. I have a little list... I'm thinking that there need to be two awards, one for the poetry division and one for the fiction writers...

So get on it. The field's still open...

bijou
 
Someone
unpredictablebijou said:
...SOME people, who then backed off way too far on the ad hominem and disqualified themselves.
seems to have forced this thread towards a kind of resolution. I think that's great.

I think.

So instead of Cinco de Mayo or Bastille Day or some other notable date, let me declare open season on prizes. Guess my identity (oh, yes, sorry to say, I am way altishness) and win a prize!! (Hey, Ms. Hynde, that includes you. Potsage to Europe is included, given a mailing address. :kiss: )

Guess who I "really" am and you win your choise of either:
  • A copy of Patrick Carrington's chapbook "Thirst" or
  • Trim, the Mannequin Envy anthology.
Both are great prizes. Hell—you chat me up right, I may send you both.

So guess away, Literotickers! Whom am I, if anyone?

Oh. PM your guesses, of course. Public outing of me is at best unseemly, and earns you no prizes. Well, perhaps me own hand-inscribed book o' poems. Don't y'all start a rush now, y'hear?

I have limited resources, as do we all. First ten correct responses win. You get one guess. After that, you have to persuade me. I am persuasible. Persuadable? Persuantle? Perseus?

I do get confused.
 
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MTVM said:
So guess away, Literotickers! Whom am I, if anyone?
A feverish strawberry-sorbet-and-acid hallucination I'm having.
 
Liar said:
A feverish strawberry-sorbet-and-acid hallucination I'm having.
Wrong. ;)

I'm am always so vanilla flavor. Orchids are my fin de clef.
 
MTVM said:
Someoneseems to have forced this thread towards a kind of resolution. I think that's great.

I think.

So instead of Cinco de Mayo or Bastille Day or some other notable date, let me declare open season on prizes. Guess my identity (oh, yes, sorry to say, I am way altishness) and win a prize!! (Hey, Ms. Hynde, that includes you. Potsage to Europe is included, given a mailing address. :kiss: )

Guess who I "really" am and you win your choise of either:
  • A copy of Patrick Carrington's chapbook "Thirst" or
  • Trim, the Mannequin Envy anthology.
Both are great prizes. Hell—you chat me up right, I may send you both.

So guess away, Literotickers! Whom am I, if anyone?

Oh. PM your guesses, of course. Public outing of me is at best unseemly, and earns you no prizes. Well, perhaps me own hand-inscribed book o' poems. Don't y'all start a rush now, y'hear?

Alrighty, I guess you are none other than …oh damn, you don't want to be publicly outed!
 
Eluard said:
Alrighty, I guess you are none other than …oh damn, you don't want to be publicly outed!
Well, I don't mind about that, other than the cost of sending books to distant people simply because they're, uh, distant.

A PM, though, is simple. Right click me name, dude.

What's it cost to send something to Australia?
 
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MTVM said:
Well, I don't mind about that, other than the cost of sending books to distant people simply because they're, uh, distant.

A PM, though, is simple. Right click me name, dude.

What's it cost to send something to Australia?

I'll leave the guessing to those with better inside knowledge.
 
Eluard said:
I'll leave the guessing to those with better inside knowledge.
I'm am flatturred, Eluard, by yourse guess. Thank you. May the Ashes always reside in southern hemisphericals. Or something.

Can you teach me about cricket? I'll send you Pat's book if you can. No fooling. :)
 
MTVM said:
I'm am flatturred, Eluard, by yourse guess. Thank you. May the Ashes always reside in southern hemisphericals. Or something.

Can you teach me about cricket? I'll send you Pat's book if you can. No fooling. :)

Four hemisphericals for you! :p

(Sorry, that should be 'to you'. Mixing up my prepositions. :rose: )
 
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MTVM said:
Well, I don't mind about that, other than the cost of sending books to distant people simply because they're, uh, distant.

A PM, though, is simple. Right click me name, dude.

What's it cost to send something to Australia?

Don't you have an annoncement to make? :D
 
MTVM said:
Not bassturd!! Poett!! I is illegimate poe t!! :D:D:D

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:p
 
MTVM said:
Actually, Champie got it right first, Ms. Froggie. ;)

Then Lauren gets whichever book Champ doesn't pick. :)

I want the badge though. I've never had no stinkin badge.
 
Gode Priest Rowley

yo, no joke, I thought this was some late middle-english type stuff.
 
I don't even need to PM to find out. I've known it since day one, and Angeline-the-at-first-sceptical-one can confirm it. I'm brillio, apparently.
 
Epmd607 said:
yo, no joke, I thought this was some late middle-english type stuff.
Close. It is late middle-aged English stuff.
 
Lauren Hynde said:
I don't even need to PM to find out. I've known it since day one, and Angeline-the-at-first-sceptical-one can confirm it. I'm brillio, apparently.
That's better than being brilliantine.
 
unpredictablebijou said:
Is it from the Tudor or the Fourdor period? Ah, well I remember the War of the Roadsters...

bijou

:D

you're pretty funny.

i like you.
 
is that like...

unpredictablebijou said:
Is it from the Tudor or the Fourdor period? Ah, well I remember the War of the Roadsters...

bijou


mad max or mad max beyond thunderdome?
 
unpredictablebijou said:
Is it from the Tudor or the Fourdor period? Ah, well I remember the War of the Roadsters...

bijou
I'm actually more cosmopolitan than that, and a bit of a revolutionary in my taste in transportation. A 1795 Citoyen Coupé, perhaps.
 
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