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thigh-high cylons

Sara Crewe said:
It's hard to keep the seam straight up the back of the leg and one wouldn't want to appear twisted...
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Oh, certainly not. But I find that when one doesn't plan on actually _walking_ in them, but rather wearing them while one's legs are held relatively still, and perhaps held up in the air just to be safe, the seams stay nice and straight. Or maybe they don't. I'll admit to having never remembered to check.

bijou
 
unpredictablebijou said:
But I'm willing to wager I have sexier boobs.

long as we're bein' competitive.
Oh wait. Are we?
bijou
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As the saying goes: 'Weeeelllll, ahm from Missouri, so you'll have to showw meee!'

Of course I'm not from Missouri — as my abyssmal attempt at an accent clearly indicates.

But you can still show me. :D :catroar: I will be very appreciative.

(And of course I know we'd all like to see TVM's boobs.)
 
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Sara Crewe said:
What's a cylon? Er I mean, a Cylon?
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The Cylons are a race of bio-mechanical beings that kick ass. Originally created by the humans as robotic workers and soldiers, they rebelled and warred against their creators, and evolved into a complex society which include a variety of 12 models that are indistinguishable from human beings. So, Bijou's estimate was correct. However, so was yours, because only 7 of those 12 were aware that they are Cylons. The remaining 5 are sleeper agents, programmed with false memories so they think they are human.

Bob Dylan is one of those 5.
 
Lauren Hynde said:
only 7 of those 12 were aware that they are Cylons. The remaining 5 are sleeper agents, programmed with false memories so they think they are human.

Bob Dylan is one of those 5.
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LOL... I want names - (silly moi! of course Paul McCartney is one. It's clever how they get them to age like that).
 
Lauren Hynde said:
The remaining 5 are sleeper agents, programmed with false memories so they think they are human.

Bob Dylan is one of those 5.
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I KNEW it! I KNEW it! I've always said he was a robot. They used an air raid siren to build his vocal mechanisms, didn't they?

bijou
 
Eluard said:
As the saying goes: 'Weeeelllll, ahm from Missouri, so you'll have to showw meee!'

Of course I'm not from Missouri — as my abyssmal attempt at an accent clearly indicates.

But you can still show me. :D :catroar: I will be very appreciative.

(And of course I know we'd all like to see TVM's boobs.)
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Are we sure we want to see TVM's boobs?

You are very obviously not from Missouri. Good for you.

I'm not smart enough to put pictures of my boobs on the lit site, so you're just going to have to take my word for it. Perhaps I can get an affidavit from someone local sometime.

Having never seen MMVTMVT's boobs, I honestly couldn't say. But I might bet a nickel anyway.

bijou
 
Lauren Hynde said:
The Cylons are a race of bio-mechanical beings that kick ass. Originally created by the humans as robotic workers and soldiers, they rebelled and warred against their creators, and evolved into a complex society which include a variety of 12 models that are indistinguishable from human beings. So, Bijou's estimate was correct. However, so was yours, because only 7 of those 12 were aware that they are Cylons. The remaining 5 are sleeper agents, programmed with false memories so they think they are human.

Bob Dylan is one of those 5.
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:D


'nuff said.
 
Tathagata said:
I think Christopher Walken is too
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That's speculation. You'll notice I didn't say that I think Bob Dylan is a Cylon. Christopher Walken does kick ass - true - but that in itself constitutes no proof.
 
Lauren Hynde said:
That's speculation. You'll notice I didn't say that I think Bob Dylan is a Cylon. Christopher Walken does kick ass - true - but that in itself constitutes no proof.
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"What were you thinking just now? Not before, but just before now? Not counting what I'm saying to you right now? Because, it was wrong"
 
Sara Crewe said:
That's touque, ya monkey. :p
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I suppose next you'll tell me it's colour and humour?
I'm not falling for any of those north of the border shenanigans
:p
 
Tathagata said:
I suppose next you'll tell me it's colour and humour?
I'm not falling for any of those north of the border shenanigans
:p
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and endeavour and furour and armour oh my... the Aussies, Kiwis and Brits all share this view :p. It's a 'mercan thing to abbreviate, acronymate and deviate the English language. I think Mr. Webster's to blame.
 
champagne1982 said:
and endeavour and furour and armour oh my... the Aussies, Kiwis and Brits all share this view :p. It's a 'mercan thing to abbreviate, acronymate and deviate the English language. I think Mr. Webster's to blame.
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OK well I'm on board with the deviate part at least
;)
 
Tathagata said:
I suppose next you'll tell me it's colour and humour?
I'm not falling for any of those north of the border shenanigans
:p
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I'm in charge of the shenanigans 'round here babalou.
 
unpredictablebijou said:
Finally I've found you! C'n I have some shenanigans please?

bijou
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Have you been lookin' for me? I've been hiding in the shenanigan closet this whole time!

I will send you the shenanigan catalogue and then you can place your order. Stripping and handling are extra btw. ;)


Ah, my slip is showing again. I dunno if it counts as Freudian though if it's entirely on purpose.
 
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