Anti-fantasy erotic poem

[GuiltyPleasure]

you see That is what I like about the English, any culture that gives us Monty Python has to be advanced, American's aren't far behind, the French gave us deconstructionism which is a hoot.
And what does Canada add?
William Shatner
well I guess its funny in a way, they sent him to the US.

.....AND Celine Dion, we love you so much!

 

[twelveoone]

.....AND Celine Dion, we love you so much!

maybe these people aren't that bad till they get to the US
John Candy
Rick Moranis
Frederick Allan "Rick" Moranis (born April 18, 1953) is a Canadian-American
WTF is a Canadian-American, I thought Canada was in North America, did the globe change when I was drugs or something?

 

[bogusagain]

I arrive home from work, defeated
you're on your knees in a basque
pleading to be conquered
the last thing I need is a confrontation
with another cunt demanding
yet more satisfaction

have you ever thought about knitting
or better still, get knotted in yoga
so you can (literally) see my problem
yet another orifice wanting my attention
some insatiable hole
in which I pour my life

I don't mean to be unkind, well...I do
it's the only thing you understand
tomorrow should I have a minor victory
maybe I'll take the chore on offer
but this evening while you're on your knees
let me be and scrub the floor

 

[butters]

oh man, that's harsh, lol.

the problems that arise through lack of communication, or mismatched fantasies.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

.....AND Celine Dion, we love you so much!

I prefer Donald Sutherland ( I adore ugly sexy men and watch Robin hood not for Kevin Costner but the tres sexy Alan Rickman) but I'm afraid I can't get over Celine Dion singing 'the hotdogs go on' (just listen to the chorus of My heart will go on!!)

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

I prefer Donald Sutherland ( I adore ugly sexy men and watch Robin hood not for Kevin Costner but the tres sexy Alan Rickman) but I'm afraid I can't get over Celine Dion singing 'the hotdogs go on' (just listen to the chorus of My heart will go on!!)

I have to agree with you, A.R in Truly. Madly, Deeply.......now there's a fantasy looking for a dreamer!

 

[todski28]

you see That is what I like about the English, any culture that gives us Monty Python has to be advanced, American's aren't far behind, the French gave us deconstructionism which is a hoot.
And what does Canada add?
William Shatner
well I guess its funny in a way, they sent him to the US.

hahaha Shatner, I got fired from a personal protection (body guard work) for threatening to punch his face in when I was supposed to be protecting him, at the Australian Comic-Con that guy is a douche!! he wouldn't let me have my Whitney Houstin moment

 

[butters]

hahaha Shatner, I got fired from a personal protection (body guard work) for threatening to punch his face in when I was supposed to be protecting him, at the Australian Comic-Con that guy is a douche!! he wouldn't let me have my Whitney Houstin moment

you'd think he'd be used to people threatening to punch his face in by now, sheesh

 

[todski28]

you'd think he'd be used to people threatening to punch his face in by now, sheesh

hmmm, maybe there is an anti-fantasy erotic poem in there some where

 

[butters]

hmmm, maybe there is an anti-fantasy erotic poem in there some where

 

[Ashesh9]

Appreciation of Teutonic humour !( shd be Blond Teutonic humour )

under the flowering asoka tree
you spank me
I spank thee
with six arms full of ass paddles
'till cheeks are red as apples

it goes on a bit until the asoka tree mutates to a mulberry and every one dies of smallpox, although scholars now believe the latter verses where added by english spies in order the grab the opium and tea trade.

& 1201 mutates into a Mahatma !! Thank you 12- oh , for the above : made my day , sorry night !
G' nite !--A9

 

[twelveoone]

Appreciation of Teutonic humour !( shd be Blond Teutonic humour )

look ash, after the war I moved back to vienna and took up painting again, don't blow my cover, everybody thinks I'm Canadian, everyone thinks I'm William Shatner
shhhh, don't tell Tod.

& 1201 mutates into a Mahatma !! Thank you 12- oh , for the above : made my day , sorry night !
G' nite !--A9

Mangalathu Chiruthevism
see, was I right, they can't pronounce it, they'll go with the easy Sade-ism

 

[Ashesh9]

look ash, after the war I moved back to vienna and took up painting again, don't blow my cover, everybody thinks I'm Canadian, everyone thinks I'm William Shatner
shhhh, don't tell Tod.



Mangalathu Chiruthevism
see, was I right, they can't pronounce it, they'll go with the easy Sade-ism

You're a deviously deep'un , 12-oh-1 !?!