Any1 else here own a fucking machine?

[wellrestedunfullfilled]

If someone sold a LONG stroke sawsall with a really good variable speed control on it ...they would sell a million of them I bet !

 

[Bighammerfucker]

If someone sold a LONG stroke sawsall with a really good variable speed control on it ...they would sell a million of them I bet !

Ahaha I'm fairly sure they sell something like that or dildo adapters

I... would try one. My fiancé says that the mechanism of my fav fuck machine is basically the same as a sawzall in a case. For some reason (I think the byproduct vibration from the motor combined with the short stroke and fast speed) I find it more pleasurable than the more porn-tastic flywheel-esque type. Definitely on my list to fuck more power tools. (Hammers not included like the pen name might imply... hehheh)

 

[littlecordelera]

Don't get married. See my earlier post about what happens to these machines after that. My current sex machine is battery operated and hand held. dammit

Too late. I'm already married.

But I still get to date the fucking machine.

 

[OpenMouth]

Do they have any kind of safety device? Like a clutch that slips if it gets too much?

Or do they literally fuck you through the headboard if nobody kills the power?!

 

[OpenMouth]

Starting to think like an engineer now. Hmmm

 

[Bighammerfucker]

Do they have any kind of safety device? Like a clutch that slips if it gets too much?

Or do they literally fuck you through the headboard if nobody kills the power?!

I think mostly the latter, unless they are electronic. Mostly it's just a power switch I think

 

[scottslaughter]

Deletion

 

[Verycurious18]

Mine just shipped out the other day! I'm excited. I already know i'll love it i'm already planning a large attachment collection. Mmm

 

[Bighammerfucker]

Mine just shipped out the other day! I'm excited. I already know i'll love it i'm already planning a large attachment collection. Mmm

Good luck to you! What did you buy?

 

[Verycurious18]

Good luck to you! What did you buy?

A smaller one from china, came with a dildo and extension rod. If i like it ( which i will ) i'll invest in a bigger one that can go to different heights and such.

 

[Bighammerfucker]

A smaller one from china, came with a dildo and extension rod. If i like it ( which i will ) i'll invest in a bigger one that can go to different heights and such.

Sounds nice though something I was surprised to find for myself was that bigger is not always better. Still though - these machines are a ton of fun. I hope u have fun with yours

 

[heatseekher01]

yep we have one. Having bought umpteen toys over the years to keep things fresh i decided about 2 years back to get one.
It doesn't get used all the time, after all variety is the spice right?

Coupled with a sex bench that I made a year or so before it is great fun. She can kneel at/on the bench or lie flat on her back. Restrained with nowhere to run the results are normally explosive. Especially if used in tandem with a Hitachi/Eroscillator for clit stim.

The one we have is mid market and in truth the motor isn't powerful enough at the low speed settings, meaning that if she's clenching down hard on it on the lower speeds then it'll stall/stop as she orgasms. On the higher speeds thet isnt an issue - but i like the idea of a larger motor to overcome that.

It takes Vac U Lock dildos, so there's a ton of choice.

 

[tiny_tits]

I want to be on my back and just let it happen. It would be fun to experiment with. How long would I last with a very slow but relentless in and out? I don't know how long, but the orgasm at the end might blow my head off.

Lol I can picture BongoGal doing this while doing her nails, reading a magazine...

 

[flint9]

allright people you got me interested.pleases post pics or links of the machines you have.

 

[heatseekher01]

this is ours
http://www.uberkinky.co.uk/f-machin...0PEW1-dZkvbAqXS5yQoNi_5rK3xxMP-meMRoCH3jw_wcB

 

[Scrivener_]

I would love a turn on one of these at some point!

 

[PreggoBitch]

I bought one when my hubby and his mates went on a stag do to vegas, most of my fuck buddies were going too and i knew i couldnt last a week. Ordered it before he left and used it a few times a day fucking love it, so worth the money

 

[MatthewVett]

Does my printer count? I'm always calling it Fucking this and Fucking that.

 

[Bighammerfucker]

allright people you got me interested.pleases post pics or links of the machines you have.

All right I will bite

http://bondagegear.kink.com/fucking-machines_48/maestro-multi-faceted-fucking-machine_7584.html my more expensive more recent beautiful one though it cost only $600 where I got it with shipping. Only (rather trivial) complaint is that the height adjustments tend to slip. Overall I love it very much, and http://www.extremerestraints.com/fucking-machines_48/orgasm-ball-handheld-machine_5429.html my fiancé bought this dorky thing for me last Valentine's day and I had a laugh at the time but I wasn't laughing any more later on... hahahaha

 

[SquirtnBrat]

I need a gofundme account lmao!!!

 

[Bighammerfucker]

I need a gofundme account lmao!!!

Me too because I also want to own a Sybian and this other random machine that is quite like the one I have now but can do different positions and fuck harder and that one alone is a good $600

I don't have a problem at all hahaa

 

[MaddysSecret]

Do they have any kind of safety device? Like a clutch that slips if it gets too much?

Or do they literally fuck you through the headboard if nobody kills the power?!

The ones I've been put on didn't have any safety feature that I knew of. Just the on-off and speed switches.