LilyBart
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First he's a torso with the fly open, now he's Barbie getting flogged.
Mid-life crisis, MWY?![]()
Ha ha!
Perfect!
Chuckling...a lot....
~LB
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First he's a torso with the fly open, now he's Barbie getting flogged.
Mid-life crisis, MWY?![]()
In that case, we're even, 'cause your comment about the PMs had me chuckling too!Ha ha!
Perfect!
Chuckling...a lot....
~LB
Me too.
Didn't you get pervy PMs the last time you had this AV?
And I mean not your kind of pervy....
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First he's a torso with the fly open, now he's Barbie getting flogged.
Mid-life crisis, MWY?![]()
But you have a nice smile!
I think....
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Good thinking. I just got a PM from a delightful sounding woman who was looking to chat. She mentioned something about adoring the "touch of another woman" and so I politely let her know that that av had not been entirely representational.
Here.
You made me go and find it, didn't you...?
Sheesh.
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Apparently you're quite good at answering commands that were never even given. I like that in a sub, but you keep telling me that subbie material you aren't.![]()
Funny...I was feeling quite Dommely with that post.
Waves her brand new toy around....
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Perhaps, though I doubt if a Dommely person would sincerely mean, "You made me go and find it, didn't you...?"![]()

I wasn't sincere.
Just trying to be polite.
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Fair enough...but what of the second part of my post. I distinctly recall inserting a question, which remains unanswered.![]()
Happy Friday, all!
*Raises a glass to anyone in the vicinity*
~LB
Happy Friday, all!
*Raises a glass to anyone in the vicinity*
~LB
Happy Friday, LB. Just finished a Sam Adams, which followed a Wingwalker while watching Pineapple Express.
Not the worst movie ever, but I think I lost my ability to laugh at munchies jokes a long time ago.
Happy Friday, all!
*Raises a glass to anyone in the vicinity*
~LB
*Raises martini glass to LB*
Have a wonderful weekend.
No, the worst movie is the one I watched last night. "Beerfest". Not only does one have to remove one's brain for this movie, (which was the intention, some brainless fun), one has to stomp on one's brain for a good five minutes and then flush it down the toilet. Then, and only then, can "Beerfest" be viewed with any semblance of enjoyment.
What's a Wingwalker?

*Hmmmm...looking for something to mix with vodka*....Wait! Water will do!
Anyone else? I have lemons, limes, and cherries.....![]()
I have some Tonic. Will that do? And lemons from the tree in my backyard.
I would like a very strong Vodka Tonic please. With lemon.
Its a good night for Vodka, I think.
~LB

Coming right up, LB! Always a good night for vodka!
I DO love fresh lemons.. love lemon anything, actually!
Rocks?
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back atchya!Rocks...yes!
And thank you!back atcha ya!
And my lemon tree is producing awesome lemons this year. (This is the only nutrient-providing plant that I have not killed this year). Farmer, I am not.
But I can make ice when needed.
Vodka-Tonics all around?
~LB
Thanks. I'll have five or six if you don't mind.
Ha! you posted while I was trying to fix my spelling error.
As if atchya was a word....
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Thanks. I'll have five or six if you don't mind.