Anyone for limer(l)icks?

[ShamelessFlirt]

yet another?

Peter, Flirt and Love2read
on a quest for what they need
searching for rhyme
in lymeric time
And none willing to concede

 

[PeterBilt]

Such fun with limericks had these three
Because on one thought they did agree
Keeping it "nice"
But, loaded with "spice"
Was something that set them all free.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

addendium

Then suddenly the dam did burst
Flirt came up with the worst
inuendo aside
although he had tried
Became the first to have cursed

With words most fowl
caused the others to howl
please, no more our collective heads hurt

Though your lymerics are clever
I hope that you never
Quit your day jobs
you bunch of perverts

 

[lovetoread]

Re: addendium

you bunch of perverts

We getting personal now,hmm?

 

[lovetoread]

There were these guys from lit
Who thought they had great wit
Both looked high and low
But had no where to go
To hide from the girl
With a brick to hurl
After reading rhymes
That were so behind the times



No horrible comments....my very first one....

Ya'll are bad influences on me.

 

[PeterBilt]

Ouch!

Ouch! Did someone hit me with a brick? Pass the mortar, please ...

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Re: Re: addendium

We getting personal now,hmm?

I thought I was included in the perversion round here

And stop slinging bricks
cause I know we can be pricks
but it's all in good fun despite the licks

 

[JennyOmanHill]

There once was a wise ass named Flirt
who tried dating women without getting hurt
his humor and charm
may have saved him from harm
but didn't stop them from being curt

Can I steal this one for my next "poem"? Only kidding!

 

[lovetoread]

.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Anyone for Tigers?

There's an animal, a Tiger from Jersey
who's lover can be heard to cry Mercy
as he stimulates her mind
and her body in kind
till she cries "I love it though it hurts me"

 

[PeterBilt]

There was a young lady from Niger
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside
And the smile on the face of the tiger.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Ringling Bros.

There was a fair maiden named Hotti
who was known far and wide for her body
met a man most sincere
cast aside all her fear
And catered their own private party

 

[PeterBilt]

Jenny O. was as sweet as they go,
Though unemployed and having no dough;
But she loved Omahaman,
Together they made a new plan,
That gave them a new "Ho-Ho-Ho!"

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

There's tell of a sweetheart named Tulip
living life and trying not-to-slip
although she was tempted
she wasn't demented
Cause if she went to hell her mom-would-flip

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Jenny O. was as sweet as they go,
Though unemployed and having no dough;
But she loved Omahaman,
Together they made a new plan,
That gave them a new "Ho-Ho-Ho!"

Awww... thanks Peter!

Peter and Shameless were two men
who for women they had a great yen.
Though their styles are quite different,
their wit is sufficient,
and it's hard for the women to beat them.

(hmmmm... mine is worse than yours, Lovetoread!!)

 

[lovetoread]

(hmmmm... mine is worse than yours, Lovetoread!!)

Thank god...I was feeling alone in the world of men over here.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Even sides

So now that there's 2 guys and 2 girls ....

Wanna play 2 on 2??



When together you find two guys
gazing longing at passing girls thighs
not far behind
you'll find their dirty minds
As the bulges in their pants they disguise

 

[PeterBilt]

Now loving the ladies was Peter
Never saw one but he had to meet her
He tried to play fair
Though they thought him a square
But when he had one how loving he'd treat her.

 

[PeterBilt]

From Shameless and Peter, we two
Send greetings to ladies, we do
Though laden with lust
In us you can trust
As far as we can pas-de-deux.

 

[lovetoread]

Now loving the ladies was Peter
Never saw one but he had to meet her
He tried to play fair
Though they thought him a square
But when he had one how loving he'd treat her.

Beautiful Mr. D.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

From Shameless and Peter, we two
Send greetings to ladies, we do
Though laden with lust
In us you can trust
As far as we can pas-de-deux.

Dude, you get the crown!

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

I can't resist one more

I hear tell of a charactor named Foxinsox
About whom Dr. Seuss never talk
well versed in things erotic
persona hypnotic
Yet inappropriate for the kids books he hawks

(I just love her name, it conjurs up images of well, women in socks ...LMAO)

 

[PeterBilt]

As long as we are going "outside the box"

An erudite young thing was JuicyLips,
Eloquent with the notes and the quips,
She caught my attention
With her flirting invention
And now all day long my love drips.

 

[lovetoread]

Peterbilt clean out your pm box and check your email,k?

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

It's baaaaaaaack

There was a young fellow named Rick
Who was cursed with a spiraling dick
He started to hunt
For a twisted up cunt
That would match his curly-cue prick.