Whiskeyjack
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I'm no good at punishments or disciplines. The best I can do is conjure the joyless glower of a father who's not mad... only disappointed.
Anyone for random non-sex (but occasionally sex) chat on the thread here?
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The ones I eat, do live and die "ethically."
HollyS
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Good morning Queen Mia and the rest of the Court! I hope you had a good evening. Your Alchemist did, despite not getting much sleep.Good morning Court, hope everyone had a good day yesterday, and a good start to the day today
Oh dear, I’m here squirming over some of the thoughts that were already in my mind and have been made worse looking at some of the pictures on here
Since our much celebrated Confessor seems to have been yonder for some time, I entrust punishment for me coming on here when I planned not to, to whoever chooses to serve it
Suggestion - don’t make it something I like, that’s no deterrent
And really need to focus lol
Suggestions - I hate wallsits and pressups and lapsed with my challenge at day 3 agh; I hate tidying and organizing regal things; I don’t think I deserve to deny myself your company for longer for peeking in, but you make think otherwise; I’m still eating meat when I know it’s ethically wrong
I vote that coming back to check the verdict shouldn’t bring additional punishment
In the absence of our confessor, I would be willing to mete out punishment, if you'll allow, my Queen.
Your punishment shall be - 1.5 times your usual amount of both wallsits and pressups. I second your vote that checking in with the court shall not be punished. In fact, I will expect confirmation that you completed your punishment when you do check in later.
And last but not least, you must point your loyal Alchemist in the direction of these pictures you speak of!
I need to, umm, inspect them to, err, insure they are of adequate quality for royal consumption. Yeah, that's it. 
Most of all, I hope you all have a good day. Hugs from your humble Alchemist.
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@MiaBabe23 , would you like peppercorn sauce with your filet of bouf? Medium rare and a baked potato with all the trimmings? A glass of red wine to wash it down, pehaps?
Your humble Serving Wench awaits your reply?
I certainly hope so too, though presume she’ll still be slaving over potions and concoctions in the lab atm!
I’m trying, I’m trying!!
Okay, that’s definitely reassuring
I try to do the same but - self loathing as it makes me - am not always because it usually costs more and/ or isn’t available
Plus I love cute and innocent animals, even the ugly scary ones, so I can’t penalize an additional creature for my punishment
Though that would definitely be an effective deterrent
Thank you, worthy Alchemist, I’m glad you had a good eveningGood morning Queen Mia and the rest of the Court! I hope you had a good evening. Your Alchemist did, despite not getting much sleep.
In the absence of our confessor, I would be willing to mete out punishment, if you'll allow, my Queen.
Your punishment shall be - 1.5 times your usual amount of both wallsits and pressups. I second your vote that checking in with the court shall not be punished. In fact, I will expect confirmation that you completed your punishment when you do check in later.
And last but not least, you must point your loyal Alchemist in the direction of these pictures you speak of!
Most of all, I hope you all have a good day. Hugs from your humble Alchemist.
Ouch with the penalty! Ah that’s a good one really, but I’m not gonna leave the extra soft cushions for you the next time you sit on the bean-throne
Okay, I will, but I’ll grumble a lot
I will do as the Court ordains, and will confirm when they’re completed later this afternoon
Hm the pictures… various sexy guys, sexy girls, and some from Cascadia’s thread, Naked before Him
Okay, remembering all of that hasn’t helped me, has it!!
Help your co-queen be pure of mind! At least until Halloween
No, no boeuf!!
And I think wine counts as a reward lmao
Whiskeyjack
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Thank you, worthy Alchemist, I’m glad you had a good evening
Ouch with the penalty! Ah that’s a good one really, but I’m not gonna leave the extra soft cushions for you the next time you sit on the bean-throne
Okay, I will, but I’ll grumble a lot
I will do as the Court ordains, and will confirm when they’re completed later this afternoon
Hm the pictures… various sexy guys, sexy girls, and some from Cascadia’s thread, Naked before Him
Okay, remembering all of that hasn’t helped me, has it!!
Help your co-queen be pure of mind! At least until Halloween
That’s the idea!!
Okay, soaked socks, cricked neck, old gum, exhaust fumes
It’s a bad sign that it took so long coming up with anything lol
If I’m in a strange mood, maybe I’ll make those sexy somehow tomorrow night
Whiskeyjack
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Behave lmao!
Sometimes, I find it better to avoid the inner turmoil and just concede to my desire... But I AM President of The Procrastinators Of America Club....
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I can't tell you how many times I have struggled with this. Sometimes I have to step away for weeks because I just get out of control.
Like right now - tiny little break from the lab, and I'm visiting here before I jump over to the Cascadia thread.
Nonono! I meant I'm going wash some dirty socks and, and... IDK, but something veryunsexyandnotatalltempting!
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Unfortunately no, fair lady. Nobody in my corner of the realm would want to bet for the pinstripes.I was wondering if our lovely Serving Wench has any gold riding on the series? If so, it looks like you have hope!
Whiskeyjack
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I could send you some of my selfies in Lederhosen. My wife assures me that those are very not sexy.
That’s actually quite effective lol
They are good threads though… agh! Concentrate lolI can't tell you how many times I have struggled with this. Sometimes I have to step away for weeks because I just get out of control.
Like right now - tiny little break from the lab, and I'm visiting here before I jump over to the Cascadia thread.
Nonono! I meant I'm going wash some dirty socks and, and... IDK, but something veryunsexyandnotatalltempting!
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So @MiaBabe23 , you mentioned that you were trying to be good through Halloween?! Does that mean you have some good plans? A sexy costume?? Inquiring minds want to know. 
And while I generally try to be a force for order and for good, sometimes your loyal Alchemist comes down on the side of chaos. I told you when I first joined the court that I have tendency to misbehave, lol!!
All that is to say, I know we aren't *supposed* to lead you into temptation, but I'm just going to leave this here.
And while I generally try to be a force for order and for good, sometimes your loyal Alchemist comes down on the side of chaos. I told you when I first joined the court that I have tendency to misbehave, lol!!
All that is to say, I know we aren't *supposed* to lead you into temptation, but I'm just going to leave this here.
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Oh!! And earlier we were challenged to tell about our Halloween tricks, I believe.
One we like to do is to collect extra condiment packets from fast food places and keep them in a bowl. When older kids come to the door, that's what we offer for "candy!" Then, of course, we get them the real candy bowl, but it's fun to see their looks.
One we like to do is to collect extra condiment packets from fast food places and keep them in a bowl. When older kids come to the door, that's what we offer for "candy!" Then, of course, we get them the real candy bowl, but it's fun to see their looks.
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Tie a long, dark string to an old purse, lay it in the road, and yank it out from under anyone who tries to pick it up.Oh!! And earlier we were challenged to tell about our Halloween tricks, I believe.
One we like to do is to collect extra condiment packets from fast food places and keep them in a bowl. When older kids come to the door, that's what we offer for "candy!" Then, of course, we get them the real candy bowl, but it's fun to see their looks.
