Anyone from the UK?

[Amanda330]

I have been discreet since then - plus everyone knows that wasn't my penis.

It was.... a penis. I've been sworn to secrecy as to who it belongs to.

 

[Yesok1]

Dear @Wand3rlust
I hope you are well.

Although you said I shouldn't talk to you, and I should talk to others. I wanted to let you know that I don't have you on ignore.

I hope you have a lovely evening.

Love Jessica X

ps I think you have a great broadcasting voice

 

[Wriggle]

He was asleep. I take full responsibility for flashing everyone...

You were merely taking notes amongst yourselves.

 

[stickygirl]

I dont.

Once you've seen one penis...

 

[lingus60]

I will take Wand3r's glares to protect him.

Thanks pal... you're my hero!

 

[Amanda330]

You were merely taking notes amongst yourselves.

Exactly. Just comparing what each of us knows about you... I mean now that we know who is in the "harem but not a harem" we should take full advantage and share and compare what we know.

 

[Amanda330]

Once you've seen one penis...

They're definitely not all made equally.

 

[lingus60]

There's a strange energy directed at Lingus, do you feel the force?

Infamy infamy... they've all got it infamy!

 

[lingus60]

@Wand3rlust
Loves group hugs.

But I'm barred after last time

Well I can plead ignorance then....must have missed the last time

 

[Yesok1]

Exactly. Just comparing what each of us knows about you... I mean now that we know who is in the "harem but not a harem" we should take full advantage and share and compare what we know.

Thankfully, I've never seen it. Your picture was enough for me.

 

[Yesok1]

Infamy infamy... they've all got it infamy!

Not all, just wand3r!

 

[Amanda330]

Thankfully, I've never seen it. Your picture was enough for me.

I'm happy it satiated your need to see it. I cannot however verify the accuracy of said cock... It was really meant to be more an interpretive artistic rendering.

 

[Yesok1]

I'm happy it satiated your need to see it. I cannot however verify the accuracy of said cock... It was really meant to be more an interpretive artistic rendering.

I hope so. It was the size of a thumbnail.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I hope so. It was the size of a thumbnail.

Sometimes I get real fomo from not seeing everything on Lit but I think I'm good this time

 

[Yesok1]

Sometimes I get real fomo from not seeing everything on Lit but I think I'm good this time

Let's just hold each other and shake with fear until it fully passes.

 

[lingus60]

I hope so. It was the size of a thumbnail.

Size of a thumbnail!!! You do realise you're now making all the guys on here feel very inadequate....

 

[Yesok1]

Size of a thumbnail!!! You do realise you're now making all the guys on here feel very inadequate....

It was a joke, because when Amanda posted it, the picture was a thumbnail.

 

[lingus60]

I know.... just joking around too

 

[Yesok1]

I know.... just joking around too

Phew, I thought after trying to make it up to you guys, I'd gone a knocked it all back down again.

 

[Wriggle]

I hope so. It was the size of a thumbnail.

Tap on it and it gets bigger

 

[Yesok1]

Tap on it and it gets bigger

as opposed to me tapping on it to get it wetter.

Oh god, sorry everyone!

 

[joclfc]

I have been discreet since then - plus everyone knows that wasn't my penis.

I dont.

But you haven't seen one since you're daughters were conceived so you wouldn't know anyway

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Yeah…. You’d be a big celebrity there. Drove through the oilfields there one time . They’re everywhere

I'm thinking I'd be better if I did move to Oklahoma.

 

[lingus60]

Naah . We'd miss you!

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm thinking I'd be better if I did move to Oklahoma.

Don't you dare, donkey.