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Naah . We'd miss you!
Well... I know most of Oklahoma is rural but I think they still have internet.Don't you dare, donkey.
Gonna give you barley, carrots and pertaters
Pasture for the cattle, spinich and termaters
Flowers on the prarie where the June bugs zoom
Plenty of air and plenty of room
Plenty of room to swing a rope
Plenty of heart and plenty of hope!
Ooook-lahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain?
And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet, when the wind comes right behind the rain
Oook-lahoma, ev'ry night my honeylambDONKEY and I
Sit alone and talk, and watch a hawk makin' lazy circles in the sky
Donkey prime ribs? The savages.I've been there. Believe me.. it's nothing like the romantic musical. They love their bbqs there; you'd be prime ribs in no time flat. Stay in sunny Sheffield!
I know... shocking! When I was travelling in the deep south in the US , they had a saying... if it swims, runs or flys, you can eat it. Much safer 'ere mate!Donkey prime ribs? The savages.
Who looks at a cute donkey and thinks "ooh, food!" ?
I thought that said @Biggalute hunting..It's like I'm there already.
I think I'll become one of those hermits who lives in a trailer in the middle of nowhere. I'll invite certain Litsters out and we'll go Bigfoot hunting before making some moonshine and...
Damn, I've planned it all out.
I like Washington State though. It's lovely there where I've stayed in a semi rural area with mountains nearby.I know... shocking! When I was travelling in the deep south in the US , they had a saying... if it swims, runs or flys, you can eat it. Much safer 'ere mate!
I'm more of a Yeti type of guy myselfI thought that said @Biggalute hunting..
Don't be projecting your deepest desires on to me!I thought that said @Biggalute hunting..
Suprised! I was thinking more Bigfoot...I'm more of a Yeti type of guy myself
Thing is, the thread is called 'Anyone from the UK?'
The question mark is all important...
Nope, hairy AF, definitely a YetiSuprised! I was thinking more Bigfoot...
You'll never get through immigration or Quarantine to make it to Oklahoma @AWonkyDonkeyWell... If I move to Oklahoma, I'll still BE from the UK. So, that's me sorted.
Don't talk to me about immigration... I've already had painful experiences with the US Borders and Customs lot. I'll never forget one guy who, according to his name tag, was called "Gonzo".
Can you spell that please?Ebening
Fuck it , how' s you day been mate??Ebening
Ebening
My day has been hot and sweaty. Slaving over a hot stove. Had a table of 12 come in late which pissed me off because we'd turned other tables away.Fuck it , how' s you day been mate??
I also need bed.Hello mate.
I'm just heading off. @Wand3rlust made me start watching Mrs. Doubtfire clips on YouTube.
I need my bed.