Anyone from the UK?

[Wand3rlust]

What's wrong Wand3r?

I have......








A cold. *sniff*

 

[Biggalute]

I am not well.

It's serous. I may be dying.

Send food

God, women are so dramatic when they have a cold!
Get better soon

 

[Greylag]

We play “bin roulette” in the village. Rules are you don’t put your bin out the night before because then your neighbours know what colour it is this week (nobody keeps the card you get with the Council Tax Bill). So you leave it until the last minute, hopefully when others have gone to work, and can’t copy. It goes out 5 minutes before they arrive….or

You put the wrong colour out, wait till they all copy then you change to the correct colour when they have gone to work …….

Oh shit missed the binman again, the bin is still full.

 

[Greylag]

I have......








A cold. *sniff*

Hope you get well soon W but what’s a cold? I only get flu

 

[Lonely_Scot]

It's bin day today, they were out last night but as I'm working in the office today, I have no update on their status.

 

[Lonely_Scot]

I have......








A cold. *sniff*

At least it's not manflu. Get well soon. Was it the skips fault?

 

[lingus60]

I have......








A cold. *sniff*

Hot honey and lemon with a tot of whisky and then an afternoon kip !

 

[Daisy_Love]

I am not well.

It's serous. I may be dying.

Send food

Soooooo dramatic!!

 

[Saltfountain]

I am not well.

It's serous. I may be dying.

Send food

You always want food sending...

Even though you don't seem to like any food...

I have......








A cold. *sniff*

Man up

 

[MrDevereaux]

How’s the cold, Wander?

 

[Yesok1]

You always want food sending...

Even though you don't seem to like any food...

Man up

She likes breakfast from @NorthernCardinal

 

[Saltfountain]

She likes breakfast from @NorthernCardinal

Is that a euphemism?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Afternoon all.
Ventured outside today and got rained on so now I'm staying at home forever. In your face Mother Nature!

Feel better soon @Wand3rlust

 

[deft]

Afternoon all.
Ventured outside today and got rained on so now I'm staying at home forever. In your face Mother Nature!

Feel better soon @Wand3rlust

Oh noooo! I got splashed this morning, but it's breezily pleasant here, now. I'm letting Mother Nature off the hook... for now

 

[Wand3rlust]

How’s the cold, Wander?

I am nurturing it nicely thanks .

 

[Yesok1]

I am nurturing it nicely thanks .

Are your sniffles adorable?

 

[Lonely_Scot]

Early finish. Move department on Monday and I've lost all interest in doing my current job.

Upon getting home, 'Oh, you're home...' nice to see you too

 

[orangecurious]

Send biscuits, there are none in the office.

 

[Lonely_Scot]

I've only got orange clubs?

 

[Wand3rlust]

I've only got orange clubs?

Everyone loves a club

 

[Wand3rlust]

Are your sniffles adorable?

Of course

 

[orangecurious]

Everyone loves a club

Only if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit...

 

[MrDevereaux]

Everyone loves a club

Except seals.

 

[Yesok1]

Except seals.

No, but necessary for my coats!

 

[Lonely_Scot]

Only if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit...

....join our club.