Anyone from the UK?

[Lonely_Scot]

No, but necessary for my coats!

Are you still chasing those 101 dalmatians?

 

[joclfc]

I'm in.

What are we agreeing to?

 

[joclfc]

I am not well.

It's serous. I may be dying.

Send food

Should have had breakfast with me in the pub mmm

 

[Saltfountain]

Are your sniffles adorable?

Don't encourage her malingering

 

[Saltfountain]

Only if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit...

Is that a euphemism for anal?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*Sends @Wand3rlust some Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough ice cream.*

Oops...

*Realises he likes it better and sends some bargain bucket McFlurry type faux shit instead.*

 

[Saltfountain]

Is that a euphemism for anal?

I always thought Alan would be the best euphemism for it.

And as an added bonus I grew up with an Alan who was a total arsehole...

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

I always thought Alan would be the best euphemism for it.

And as an added bonus I grew up with an Alan who was a total arsehole...

I’m really in the mood for some Alan doesn’t sound right.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

I’m really in the mood for some Alan doesn’t sound right.

Deep Alan sounds like a nickname for that bloke in the pub who always talks about philosophy.

 

[Saltfountain]

Deep Alan sounds like a nickname for that bloke in the pub who always talks about philosophy.

And who disappears up his own arsehole regularly...

 

[Yesok1]

I’m really in the mood for some Alan doesn’t sound right.

[Gruff voice] Alright love, shall we try Alan?

 

[Yesok1]

And who disappears up his own arsehole regularly...

Wearing a red MUSH shirt.

 

[Saltfountain]

[Gruff voice] Alright love, shall we try Alan?

Maybe you could call your strap on Alan...

 

[stickygirl]

Woo! - fish risotto is 'resting' before being served. It's a dangerous dish involving a glass of white, then the chef has a tipple, then another and rice takes so long, so another. Half cut cookie hic
Keyboard is working now

 

[Uk_Gentleman]

Woo! - fish risotto is 'resting' before being served. It's a dangerous dish involving a glass of white, then the chef has a tipple, then another and rice takes so long, so another. Half cut cookie hic
Keyboard is working now

Sounds very dangerous with all that wine!

 

[Yesok1]

Woo! - fish risotto is 'resting' before being served. It's a dangerous dish involving a glass of white, then the chef has a tipple, then another and rice takes so long, so another. Half cut cookie hic
Keyboard is working now

You should be having sticky...girl rice. Lol what fish is it, did you grow it?

 

[Lonely_Scot]

Woo! - fish risotto is 'resting' before being served. It's a dangerous dish involving a glass of white, then the chef has a tipple, then another and rice takes so long, so another. Half cut cookie hic
Keyboard is working now

Must get the recipe

 

[stickygirl]

Must get the recipe

What and have NC pinch it?!
I'll type it up later.

 

[Saltfountain]

You should be having sticky...girl rice. Lol what fish is it, did you grow it?

You do know that fish isn't a plant, right?

 

[Daisy_Love]

You do know that fish isn't a plant, right?

But Haggis is totes a real animal!

True story! @Yesok1

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Woo! - fish risotto is 'resting' before being served. It's a dangerous dish involving a glass of white, then the chef has a tipple, then another and rice takes so long, so another. Half cut cookie hic
Keyboard is working now

Is this the Keith Floyd method?

 

[Mark_Loves_Coffee]

my "fish-plant" @Yesok1 *Giggles*

 

[Yesok1]

You do know that fish isn't a plant, right?

Most fish, like salmon and tuna but others grow from seeds. I've eaten caviar and roe.

But Haggis is totes a real animal!

True story! @Yesok1

Nope, nope, nope babe.

 

[Yesok1]

my "fish-plant" @Yesok1 *Giggles*
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They're from an Isaac Asimov story I'm sure.

 

[Mark_Loves_Coffee]

They're from an Isaac Asimov story I'm sure.

i think it was ""The Piscine Paradox""