Anyone from the UK?

[joclfc]

Still me then...

Luckily I'll never be involved in the running for the top 10

 

[Saltfountain]

No? Pray, tell!

More than one cock is too many cocks...

 

[orangecurious]

Evening. what did i miss? apart from biscuits, obvs.

 

[Saltfountain]

Evening. what did i miss? apart from biscuits, obvs.

@Yesok1 confidently asserting fish grow from seeds...

 

[Lonely_Scot]

But Haggis is totes a real animal!

True story! @Yesok1

How is your latest crop coming along?

 

[Yesok1]

More than one cock is too many cocks...

One cocks too many for me, too.

 

[Yesok1]

@Yesok1 confidently asserting fish grow from seeds...

What's caviar and Roe then?

Seeds, you can grow them. But apparently the ones we eat have been treated and so not possible to grow from according to my friend.

 

[orangecurious]

@Yesok1 confidently asserting fish grow from seeds...

well, seeds as in fertilised eggs kind of seeds, so yes.

otherwise... flying penguins

 

[Saltfountain]

What's caviar and Roe then?

Eggs

 

[stickygirl]

zygotes

 

[Saltfountain]

One cocks too many for me, too.

Yeah...

I'll keep one cock in the equation thank you very much...

 

[Daisy_Love]

How is your latest crop coming along?

Really well, thanks. Getting fat!!

 

[Yesok1]

Why do I always feel as though you're all taking the mic out of me.

 

[Saltfountain]

Why do I always feel as though you're all taking the mic out of me.

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough...

 

[MrDevereaux]

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough...

Even a concrete bollard??

Lots of them get stolen every year …

 

[orangecurious]

huh huh, he said... oh wait, bollARDs

 

[Saltfountain]

Even a concrete bollard??

Lots of them get stolen every year …

Your Alan must be sore...

 

[Yesok1]

I ALAN!

 

[orangecurious]

i may have to incorporate some of this in a story

 

[Yesok1]

I like sloppy Alan, clean Alan, dirty Alan, lubed up Alan, drunken Alan, happy Alan, naughty Alan, desperate Alan, Angry Alan, Painful Alan...

3 hours later, hungover Alan, gaped Alan, Buttplug Alan...

 

[Lonely_Scot]

I like sloppy Alan, clean Alan, dirty Alan, lubed up Alan, drunken Alan, happy Alan, naughty Alan, desperate Alan, Angry Alan, Painful Alan...

3 hours later, hungover Alan, gaped Alan, Buttplug Alan...

I spat tea, Yorkshire obviously, everywhere

 

[Saltfountain]

See, @AmandaKellyUK!

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

[lingus60]

I like sloppy Alan, clean Alan, dirty Alan, lubed up Alan, drunken Alan, happy Alan, naughty Alan, desperate Alan, Angry Alan, Painful Alan...

3 hours later, hungover Alan, gaped Alan, Buttplug Alan...

Quiet night in again then?

 

[MrDevereaux]

All these Alans. Does Alan have a key?

 

[Yesok1]

All these Alans. Does Alan have a key?

Ha ha. There's a thing called an Alan Key.