Anyone from the UK?

[Polranny]

Frigging pigeons have eaten my beetroot seedlings. Fuckers. I've now constructed a Faraday cage over them

They have had mine too

 

[Polranny]

Ps. Good evening!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Cheese!

Erm.. I don't quite know how to respond to that.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Erm.. I don't quite know how to respond to that.

That ok. I think I'm having a cheese trip.
Too much Brie.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

That ok. I think I'm having a cheese trip.
Too much Brie.

I told you it was too late for Brie

 

[lingus60]

That ok. I think I'm having a cheese trip.
Too much Brie.

Naah… “That Obscure Object of Desire”

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

That ok. I think I'm having a cheese trip.
Too much Brie.

*Roots around in the fridge...*

I have some out-of-date Mozzarella going cheap.

 

[MrDevereaux]

Evening Wonky.

We’re ringing the (baby)bel on cheese puns

 

[MrDevereaux]

*Roots around in the fridge...*

I have some out-of-date Mozzarella going cheap.

I thought it was birds that went cheep

 

[Wand3rlust]

I thought it was birds that went cheep

 

[orangecurious]

*nibbles on cheese*

 

[Wand3rlust]

*nibbles on cheese*

Wow. Et tu, Brie-tus.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Evening Wonky.

We’re ringing the (baby)bel on cheese puns

Edam it. I knew I should have stayed away.

I thought it was birds that went cheep

I think those go Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep.

 

[orangecurious]

I think those go Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep.

that was Middle Of The Road

 

[Yesok1]

I told you it was too late for Brie

You'd better brie-lieve it too.

 

[MrDevereaux]

Birdy Song in my head.

 

[positiveflirt]

"Red Leicester? I don't even know 'er!"

 

[lingus60]

You roque my forte baby!

 

[Wand3rlust]

I brought the jar out too early

 

[Yesok1]

I'd love to cheddargorge myself on some cheese.

 

[orangecurious]

I brought the jar out too early

it'll be jammed soon

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Are we Stil(ton) making cheese puns?

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Oh my god, bring back the weird northern soul bloke and his hilarious insults!

 

[ToPleaseHim]

When's your bin day, and what's your Hogwart's house?

Bin day is trash day (yes, I know I’m out of place in this thread)? Wednesdays.

And I always sort Slytherin, but my daughters and bf say I’m a Slytherpuff.

 

[MrDevereaux]

I brought the jar out too early

Blame me.

Dad jokes make this thread so stilt(on)ed