Anyone from the UK?

[lingus60]

*Stares at both of them intently, as referee, watching to see who blinks first*

 

[MrDevereaux]

Are we starting a book?

Money’s on Wander. It’s the balls in vice stare …

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Why do I always walk in here when you're all being weird.

Let me know next time so I can join in too!

 

[lingus60]

In summary.... Wander and Wonkey are staring each other out. I'm referee to see who blinks first. Mr Dev has opened a book.. just normal UK thread nonsense really...

 

[Greylag]

Reminds me of the time a fire extinguisher salesman came to our house, early eighties. Poured lighter fluid on his jacket sleeve and set fire to it whilst sat on the sofa. Fortunately the extinguisher worked but he was asked to leave and did not get a sale

 

[Greylag]

I’ll give odds on the stare going on until bedtime!

 

[Yesok1]

I’ll give odds on the stare going on until bedtime!

Until tomorrow morning.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

In summary.... Wander and Wonkey are staring each other out. I'm referee to see who blinks first. Mr Dev has opened a book.. just normal UK thread nonsense really...

Staring or gazing adoringly?

 

[MrDevereaux]

Reminds me of the time a fire extinguisher salesman came to our house, early eighties. Poured lighter fluid on his jacket sleeve and set fire to it whilst sat on the sofa. Fortunately the extinguisher worked but he was asked to leave and did not get a sale

Was expecting hilarious anecdote of hose proportions

 

[MrDevereaux]

Until tomorrow morning.

There’ll be tears before bedtime

 

[lingus60]

Staring or gazing adoringly?

Hmmmm fair point; either way they're not blinking yet.... the odd twitch and tail flick from Wonky...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*Pokes @Wand3rlust in the eye and claims the title of "Staring Champion 2024"*

 

[lingus60]

Oi! Yellow card; 10 mins in the bin and a reset....

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Oi! Yellow card; 10 mins in the bin and a reset....

Damn it. You weren't meant to see that.

 

[Lonely_Scot]

 

[lingus60]

Damn it. You weren't meant to see that.

The eye of Sauron.Lingus sees everything me lad!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

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Thank you. I work out.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

The PMs should stop as someone has been shown the door.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

The PMs should stop as someone has been shown the door.

Excellent news.

Ok someone is randomly gonna have to get aggro and call us all "mush" from now on. It just won't be the same

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

The PMs should stop as someone has been shown the door.

Only one? Damn it.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Excellent news.

Ok someone is randomly gonna have to get aggro and call us all "mush" from now on. It just won't be the same

Don't forget they'll have to grow a shit beard too.

 

[Yesok1]

Excellent news.

Ok someone is randomly gonna have to get aggro and call us all "mush" from now on. It just won't be the same

Shall we take that responsibility in turns weekly and change each Sunday at midnight.

Rosie, your first watch

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Don't forget they'll have to grow a shit beard too.

Northern Soul sideburns I think you'll find

 

[Yesok1]

Northern Soul sideburns I think you'll find

Are you able to grow that by Sunday. Wtf is northern soul anyway?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Shall we take that responsibility in turns weekly and change each Sunday at midnight.

Rosie, your first watch

Oh yeah that'll be super convincing coming from me