Anyone from the UK?

[Yesok1]

Oh yeah that'll be super convincing coming from me

You can be the soft and caring 'mush'. @Wand3rlust can be the tough and scary yet adoring 'mush' person.

 

[Greylag]

Was expecting hilarious anecdote of hose proportions

Wasn't funny at the time but a bloody good way of making sure you don't get a sale!

 

[Yesok1]

Wasn't funny at the time but a bloody good way of making sure you don't get a sale!

It sounds like a comedy sketch. Imagine if he was Frank Spencer.

Ooh Betty, imagine your house!

 

[lingus60]

Are you able to grow that by Sunday. Wtf is northern soul anyway?

Wiki knows everything...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_soul

There's a northern soul club in Deptford according to Google... If you're missing Mush I'm sure you might find him in there

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Northern Soul sideburns I think you'll find

He seemed to mention that a lot. I think he has deep rooted sexual issues.

 

[lingus60]

He seemed to mention that a lot. I think he has deep rooted sexual issues.

Do you reckon "sideburn" could be a sex position?

 

[Yesok1]

Wiki knows everything...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_soul

There's a northern soul club in Deptford according to Google... If you're missing Mush I'm sure you might find him in there

Wow, I think that mush could've been a bit more interesting had he of explained that sort of stuff to us.

As for finding that mush, I'd rather poke my own eyes out!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Do you reckon "sideburn" could be a sex position?

Well he kept on talking about sticking his "banana in foil". Weirdo.

 

[Yesok1]

Do you reckon "sideburn" could be a sex position?

Sex with the added chinese burn, later replaced by auto erotica asphyxiation one of my personal favorites.

But it may just be an sex act as opposed to a position.

I can't imagine it working as you flick your bean you burn your arm with your free hand.

Unless you commit aforementioned burn on your member just as you do orgasm. I might try it on my clit tonight. I'm not sure I'll get a grip. A bit like wrestling in oil. She'll ping back out.

One of the boys could try it and let us know?

 

[lingus60]

Damn it Yesok1.... you're so vanilla!

 

[Yesok1]

Damn it Yesok1.... you're so vanilla!

Are you our test subject?

 

[lingus60]

*runs away very very fast*

 

[joclfc]

Why do I always walk in here when you're all being weird.

Let me know next time so I can join in too!

We're always being weird here

 

[Wriggle]

I've definitely had Cockburn


It's a whiskey

 

[Yesok1]

I've definitely had Cockburn


It's a whiskey

Oh I've been there on the tube!

 

[lingus60]

I've definitely had Cockburn


It's a whiskey

Oh.... I thought it was a nude sunbathing thing....

 

[orangecurious]

Oh I've been there on the tube!

Fosters. Cockfosters

 

[Yesok1]

Fosters. Cockfosters

Ha ha. Talking about burns, my brain changed the tube name.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Fosters. Cockfosters

Oh a friend of mine went to London for a weekend with her mum. She was overjoyed at discovering Cockfosters as it's her two favourite things

 

[MrDevereaux]

Why do I always walk in here when you're all being weird.

Let me know next time so I can join in too!

We can set up a weird alarm.

 

[Wriggle]

Oh I've been there on the tube!

Oh I've been there without the lube.

 

[Wriggle]

Oh.... I thought it was a nude sunbathing thing....

There's more melanin on your cock which is why it's darker - and surprisingly I've not sunburnt it yet.

 

[MrDevereaux]

The sideburn-cockfoster.

now. There’s an interesting move.

Yea. I typed out full instruction but deleted. In case.

 

[Wriggle]

There's more melanin on your cock which is why it's darker - and surprisingly I've not sunburnt it yet.

I did however burn inside my navel last week, but nowhere else

 

[lingus60]

I did however burn inside my navel last week, but nowhere else

I'm not even going to ask how you managed to do that..... How on earth did you manage to do that?