Anyone from the UK?

Good morning people of the U.K.
These days there are so many things that divide us.
But here in the U.K. i can assure you …and let me be clear about this …just let me finish this please Jeramy… we have shit weather in this country. And since becoming minister for shitness, I’m happy to report, shitness has increased by 10%.

So vote shit party in the ballet box. Thank you!
 
Morning all.

Wonky: hope you’re doing ok, pain bites the big one. Can send funnies if needed.

Rosie: hope today is looking brighter, the dark clouds are an absolute bitch to tolerate, if need funnies let me know.

Wander: hope birthday celebrations were good!

Munch: they seem to say “let me be clear”. Although most of them would be clearer if they shut their mouths.

In other news: birds are bloody noisy fuckers.
 
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