Anyone from the UK?

[PinkPassion86]

Okay. Put my name down. Shall I bring a clipboard?

 

[Lonely_Scot]

I'm an angel.

Someone's hacked Wand3rs account.

 

[deft]

Sounds fun.
I don't know what I'd contribute to the party though...

Passion that’s pink?

 

[MrDevereaux]

Okay. Put my name down. Shall I bring a clipboard?

Yes! Ooh. We need a stationery cupboard. And a stationery cupboard monitor.

 

[Lonely_Scot]

Okay. Put my name down. Shall I bring a clipboard?

Highlighters to cross off the troublemaker.

 

[PinkPassion86]

Yes! Ooh. We need a stationery cupboard. And a stationery cupboard monitor.

Nope.
No can do, that's the least unsexy job ever.

 

[MrDevereaux]

I'm good at working the room, maybe front of house host? Gift of the gab..

Misread as gift of the grab …

 

[joclfc]

I'm an angel.

She’s just asked me to be the stripper. She hasn’t qualified what I’m stripping, so currently shopping on B&Q

Oh. She can’t mean … ya know …

The spare room with the screaming in

 

[deft]

Yes! Ooh. We need a stationery cupboard. And a stationery cupboard monitor.

Bagsy milk monitor!

Scratch that. Sounds creepy

 

[Lonely_Scot]

Nope.
No can do, that's the least unsexy job ever.

I'm sure you'd make it your own...

 

[joclfc]

Nope.
No can do, that's the least unsexy job ever.

Cloak room attendant?

 

[MrDevereaux]

Nope.
No can do, that's the least unsexy job ever.

I’ll bring a solitary pen …

 

[MrDevereaux]

Bagsy milk monitor!

Scratch that. Sounds creepy

Doing the milking … get your finger action ready!

 

[PinkPassion86]

Cloak room attendant?

I feel like I'm being given the rubbish jobs.

 

[joclfc]

Am I still doing drinks?

 

[MrDevereaux]

I feel like I'm being given the rubbish jobs.

No, that’s for the binmen

 

[Lonely_Scot]

Am I still doing drinks?

You'll be very busy.

 

[deft]

I feel like I'm being given the rubbish jobs.

Prefect? A nice badge and wielding some authority?

 

[joclfc]

I feel like I'm being given the rubbish jobs.

You can always be my pourer?

 

[orangecurious]

*comes back smelling of photo chemicals*

fine help you guys were!

 

[PinkPassion86]

Prefect? A nice badge and wielding some authority?

Hmmm.. I'll think about it.

 

[MrDevereaux]

Prefect? A nice badge and wielding some authority?

Misread that as welding.

 

[joclfc]

You'll be very busy.

One for you two for me?

 

[orangecurious]

badges? badges.. we..

wait, we did that joke the other day. mustn't repeat, already in trouble for that!

 

[MrDevereaux]

*comes back smelling of photo chemicals*

fine help you guys were!

Oh. Heard you weren’t alone.

Either that or that was some nature documentary you’re watching.