Anyone from the UK?

[Yesok1]

I'll get my coat....

Wait for me @Wriggle where's @AmandaKellyUK we can't leave her behind.

 

[Lonely_Scot]

I'll get my coat....

Another euphemism?

 

[Yesok1]

Another euphemism?

No, that's when he talks about his jacket!

If I say I'm getting the tube, that's another!

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Almost 1600 pages of bin talk.

 

[deft]

Almost 1600 pages of bin talk.

Aye. It’s bin rubbish, eh?

 

[Yesok1]

Almost 1600 pages of bin talk.

And @Wriggle talking about sex and his nudes!

 

[Wriggle]

I have not posted a nude in this thread.

 

[Wriggle]

And I'm having a week off exhibitionism all across the board.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

And I'm having a week off exhibitionism all across the board.

Just a week?

 

[Wriggle]

Whoever gets post 40000 will get a special pm from me

 

[Wriggle]

Just a week?

The threads that I usually flaunt about in are themes that don't inspire me this week

 

[deft]

Whoever gets post 40000 will get a special pm from me

*takes week off Lit just in case I’m the “lucky” poster*

 

[Yesok1]

Ha ha. I don't want to see it.

 

[Wriggle]

Ha ha. I don't want to see it.

You are about to get a very special one for claiming page 1600

 

[Yesok1]

Oh lord, I'm hiding behind Amanda then!

 

[Wriggle]

She can't protect you now.....

 

[MrDevereaux]

The wriggle Willy spray will adorn this thread!

 

[Wriggle]

It's like fly spray in that it repels my willy.

 

[MrDevereaux]

As long as not like those fly strips, always getting stuck to your hair

 

[Yesok1]

Eeewww! Boys.

 

[Yesok1]

I

Whoever gets post 40000 will get a special pm from me

I'd laugh if some northern soul loving, weird sideburns wielding newbie, innocently came in and posted a simple.

"Hull"

As our 40000th and their 1st.

And then @Wriggle dives straight into their DMs with a dick pic as a celebration.

 

[Wriggle]

No one said it would be a dick pic.

For example what did I send you for page 1600?

Take your mind out of the gutter.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I've never celebrated a Lit milestone

 

[Yesok1]

Maybe your luck might change!

 

[Wriggle]

Whereas I celebrate everything everywhere all at once.