Anyone from the UK?

[Greylag]

Royal mail should have a massage department as part of the occupational health programme.

Balls to that it would arrive late or my neighbour would probably get my massage.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Good morning you wee beauties

@RosewoodTulip i hope you feel better and it eases off

 

[Daisy_Love]

Also, today is the correct bin day.

Wrongggggggg, so so very wrong!

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Well, I will not tell her!

I think you just did

 

[Daisy_Love]

I think you just did

Dying

 

[LouiseSuffolk]

I think you just did

Can I apologise

 

[lingus60]

It's my wedding anniversary tomorrow and we are not going to a hotel and spa for my quarterly massage due to being skint

Home massages are the best anyway….

 

[Wriggle]

There was some of that last night with lots of baby oil.
(I've read I should stop using it though)

 

[lingus60]

Other massage lubricants are available

 

[Wriggle]

YesOk has convinced me to use coconut oil, but it was in the living room and I was already naked upstairs

 

[Lonely_Scot]

YesOk has convinced me to use coconut oil, but it was in the living room and I was already naked upstairs

Could she not have gone downstairs to get it?

 

[Wriggle]

She was tied up

 

[Wriggle]

She had broken some rules.

 

[Lonely_Scot]

Completely understandable then. Carry on.

 

[lingus60]

Well couldn't the third person in the thruple have got it?

 

[Wriggle]

I am correct in assuming you meant YesOk there aren't I?

 

[Yesok1]

Coconut oil all the way, it's organic, it's vegan, and it's safe if you get it inside yourself or others, and tastes nice.

I end up with it ... OK UK thread!

 

[Wriggle]

Well couldn't the third person in the thruple have got it?

This is what I meant.
Yesok was tied up and ball gagged.

 

[Wriggle]

Coconut oil all the way, it's organic, it's vegan, and it's safe if you get it inside yourself or others, and tastes nice.

I end up with it ... OK UK thread!

Shit
I forgot too

 

[Yesok1]

Well couldn't the third person in the thruple have got it?

Amanda and I sent him downstairs but ge refused, he could stop watching.

 

[Lonely_Scot]

This is what I meant.
Yesok was tied up and ball gagged.

Again?

 

[lingus60]

I am correct in assuming you meant YesOk there aren't I?

No ..... she was tied up.. I meant the other one..... you know... the one that......

 

[Yesok1]

Again?

Yes, I don't mind though.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Coconut oil all the way, it's organic, it's vegan, and it's safe if you get it inside yourself or others, and tastes nice.

I end up with it ... OK UK thread!

Shit
I forgot too

Don't even lie you two
You know you both love showing off

Ooh look at us. We get to have regular amazing sex

 

[Wriggle]

I'll get my coat....