Anyone from the UK?

[RosewoodTulip]

I was just trying to spread some love and positivity.

Well I'd have rolled my eyes but you told me my attempts were second rate so I used my words like a big girl instead

 

[Wand3rlust]

You for a start

 

[Wriggle]

I have feelings too, you know.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

I have feelings too, you know.

Nurse, he's out of bed again.

 

[MrDevereaux]

That was the good old days.

It’s all newfangled stuff these days. Those eyephones, eyepads and whatever ya.

Piece a string. That’s what kept me happy in my day. That and a fourth hand copy of razzle.

 

[MrDevereaux]

I have feelings too, you know.

On kleenex?

 

[Great_Scot]

It’s all newfangled stuff these days. Those eyephones, eyepads and whatever ya.

Piece a string. That’s what kept me happy in my day. That and a fourth hand copy of razzle.

Fourth hand Razzle? I had the kays catalogue.

 

[Kat0069]

Fourth hand Razzle? I had the kays catalogue.

Kayes and Littlewoods...

 

[lingus60]

My mum worked part time at Kays.... got catalogue discounts

 

[Great_Scot]

Kayes and Littlewoods...

Many a happy few seconds spent..

 

[lingus60]

Lingerie section?

 

[Great_Scot]

Lingerie section?

Mostly that. Sometimes the tumble dryers.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I have feelings too, you know.

Yes, yes you do.
You also have lots of people who will gladly massage them for you.

You can take a little eye roll.

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

How I've missed those stares.

 

[orangecurious]

*munches a ginger nut*

 

[Wand3rlust]

Also. Did noone do breakfast? I'm starving

 

[Wriggle]

Yes, yes you do.
You also have lots of people who will gladly massage them for you.

You can take a little eye roll.

I just wanted to inject a bit of sunshine into the morning and tell everyone they are beautiful to me.

I don't want my feelings massaged.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Good morning.everyone!

I'm completely off my tits on painkillers. Still in bed and still need some sleep.

I er just thought everyone should know in case they want to set up a GoFundMe page for me? No?

 

[orangecurious]

*calls the donkey sanctuary*

 

[Great_Scot]

Good morning.everyone!

I'm completely off my tits on painkillers. Still in bed and still need some sleep.

I er just thought everyone should know in case they want to set up a GoFundMe page for me? No?

Well that's more deserving than most on there.

 

[lingus60]

Also. Did noone do breakfast? I'm starving

Soz... I've been remiss... omelette on its way......

 

[MrDevereaux]

Good morning.everyone!

I'm completely off my tits on painkillers. Still in bed and still need some sleep.

I er just thought everyone should know in case they want to set up a GoFundMe page for me? No?

Do you take fifth hand copies of Razzle?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Do you take fifth hand copies of Razzle?

I'm not fussy, I take up to seventh! That's when I find the pages are welded with bodily fluids together to such a degree that it's impossible to separate them.

 

[WhiteTailDarkTip]

Also. Did noone do breakfast? I'm starving

Nope. I'm about to do elevenses, or brunch, whatever. Sadly it's very healthy. Chicken, avocado, red onion, tomato, lettuce and a little red chilli.

 

[lingus60]

I'm not fussy, I take up to seventh! That's when I find the pages are welded with bodily fluids together to such a degree that it's impossible to separate them.

Thanks a lot Wonky.... that's put me right off lunch!