Anyone from the UK?

Good evening…. More like morning but anyway! Hope everyone has had a lovely day, I’m awake listening to the wind wooshing past the house and the fire place crackling! Not a bad night I think many will agree, no?
 
You're not getting in my clique. It's men only and you'd want BFG to join and as she's lovely we'd say yes and then we'd have to tidy up occasionally and do the dishes 😞
This sounds like the He Man Women Haters Club! 🤣 Poor Alfalfa got kicked out for liking Darla. 🫣
*Puts his rarely used Misogynistic Hat on...*

We could get @barefootgirl69 to do the dishes and tidying for us! After all, that's why God gave women small feet - so they could stand closer to the sink.😋

*Takes his hat back off and throws it in the bin.*
That made me laugh! You better be glad I've got small feet, mister. *shakes fist*
On that note, I shall take my leave before @barefootgirl69 arrives and kicks my balls back into my abdomen.
for the best... i'd let her have the first kick. i'll lend her my big boots as well

I will throw them at him!

Thanks, All, for making me laugh!!!
 
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