Anyone from the UK?

[AWonkyDonkey]

Good morning.

It is toooooo bloody early. I've had roughly 90 minutes sleep.

Having a quick drink and waiting for the painkillers to kick in a bit and hopefully going back to sleep for a while.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

When do your bins get collected? That's the only way to woo the ladies in here.

And he's not even British. He can leave this place alone and leave the UK ladies for the UK men.

*Looks round at @Wand3rlust cracking her knuckles menacingly. Spots @RosewoodTulip sharpening her flick knife and @Heidi_UK taking out a restraining order...*

Oh. Ignore that. Er... I have somewhere to be, ta-ra!

*Makes a swift exit.*

 

[Heidi_UK]

I've booked a Wheelie Bin CLEANING on Friday. I am way more excited than I should be.

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Good morning...any ladies wake horny...needy...needing to be pleased ? Pm open..

How the devil did I miss this?

WTF, go back over this thread for a few pages and see how we roll.

This isn't the way to do it.

I'm needy, and a pest, but even I know what not to say.

 

[lingus60]

I bet his inbox will be inundated

 

[Heidi_UK]

I bet his inbox will be inundated

I, for one, was just waiting for them to be declared open

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

I bet his inbox will be inundated

Well, his PMs are open after all. Oh, wait a minute, ALL OUR PMS ARE OPEN!

 

[deft]

It’s OK, I sent him HollyBushes @.

 

[Great_Scot]

Well, his PMs are open after all. Oh, wait a minute, ALL OUR PMS ARE OPEN!

Mines aren't.

 

[orangecurious]

morning all

overslept

what did i miss?

 

[Great_Scot]

morning all

overslept

what did i miss?

Morning. Nothing much.

 

[Heidi_UK]

morning all

overslept

what did i miss?

Depends on how open your PMs are and how horny and willing the ladies are x

 

[cmp58]

Morning lovelies

 

[Great_Scot]

Depends on how open your PMs are and how horny and willing the ladies are x

Maybe I should try a post like his

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

morning all

overslept

what did i miss?

Capital letters?

...


*Legs it before he lobs biscuits at me.*

 

[orangecurious]

*opens pms and waits*

*sips coffee*

gonna be a long day

 

[orangecurious]

wouldn't waste a biscuit

 

[Great_Scot]

wouldn't waste a biscuit

Quite right too.

 

[deft]

what did i miss?

A nailed-on catfishing opportunity

 

[Great_Scot]

I'm up for being catfished.

 

[Great_Scot]

Not the shower buddy I was hoping for earlier.

 

[orangecurious]

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Not the shower buddy I was hoping for earlier.

STEVE!

is that you?

i wondered where you had gone

 

[mickyp123]

Halloumi squeaks on my teeth.
I hate it.

The Trick with that is to get it in your mouth before the mouse does.

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

As we're coming into lunch... are there any horny ladies... wanting to get it on with loveable little me... always happy to please... or to be pleased if that's your thing... I'm good with my fingers, I literally let them do the talking...

Pm's open, have a bean dip at the buffet of erotic love with me, where we can splash about together...

I wonder if this actually works?

 

[Heidi_UK]

As we're coming into lunch... are there any horny ladies... wanting to get it on with loveable little me... always happy to please... or to be pleased if that's your thing... I'm good with my fingers, I literally let them do the talking...

Pm's open, have bean dip at the buffet of erotic love with me, we can splash about together...

I wonder if this actually works?

Singing "All the Horny Ladies" like...