Anyone from the UK?

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Singing "All the Horny Ladies" like...

Just dip me in chocolate and throw me at 'em.

 

[Great_Scot]

As we're coming into lunch... are there any horny ladies... wanting to get it on with loveable little me... always happy to please... or to be pleased if that's your thing... I'm good with my fingers, I literally let them do the talking...

Pm's open, have a bean dip at the buffet of erotic love with me, where we can splash about together...

I wonder if this actually works?

I'm sure there's a queue.

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

Maybe I should try a post like his

Please tell me where and when beforehand!

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

As we're coming into lunch... are there any horny ladies... wanting to get it on with loveable little me... always happy to please... or to be pleased if that's your thing... I'm good with my fingers, I literally let them do the talking...

Pm's open, have a bean dip at the buffet of erotic love with me, where we can splash about together...

I wonder if this actually works?

Really, only three DMs, very disappointing, @Wand3rlust @RosewoodTulip @Daisy_Love you could have easily doubled the three @Wriggle sent me about his new job!

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

Really, only three DMs, very disappointing, @Wand3rlust @RosewoodTulip @Daisy_Love you could have easily doubled the three @Wriggle sent me about his new job!

Well, I wasn't invited.

 

[Great_Scot]

Well, I wasn't invited.

My ex wife called me an evil bitch. Does that grant me admission @Thirsty_Hellcat_J

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Well, I wasn't invited.

My ex wife called me an evil bitch. Does that grant me admission @Thirsty_Hellcat_J

Hmm, I'm sorry both, it was a vagitarian event, not a sausage party.

 

[Wriggle]

The guardian said my writing was one of a lesbian in a male skin.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

The guardian said my writing was one of a lesbian in a male skin.

Lesbian in male skin should be your next tag on here

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

The guardian said my writing was one of a lesbian in a male skin.

The guardian as in your carer?

 

[Great_Scot]

The guardian said my writing was one of a lesbian in a male skin.

Oh now. That's a clue to go on.

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

So glad that @Great_Scot has got us on a new page. That spider was creeping me out!

 

[Wriggle]

The guardian as in your carer?

Very

 

[Heidi_UK]

Lesbian in male skin should be your next tag on here

I feel SEEN

 

[Wriggle]

Lesbian in male skin should be your next tag on here

If I could fit it there, I would.

I'm bored of being a Handsome Devil

 

[lingus60]

The guardian as in your carer?

Now that is one challenging job!

 

[Vitriolhack]

The guardian said my writing was one of a lesbian in a male skin.

So, a butch lesbian?

 

[Wriggle]

Now that is one challenging job!

Et tu, Lingus? Et tu?

And double

So, a butch lesbian?

No, a beautiful one like Thirsty hellcat.

 

[lingus60]

No offence mate! But we all know you're a handful

 

[Wriggle]

No offence mate! But we all know you're a handful

You're talking about my cock aren't you?

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

No, a beautiful one like Thirsty hellcat.

Thank you, sweetie. I in fact know that I am. It pleases me when people reaffirm this for me though.

 

[Wriggle]

Thank you, sweetie. I in fact know that I am. It pleases me when people reaffirm this for me though.

Although you do look like mine and my sisters lovechild - so it's a nope from me.

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

You're talking about my cock aren't you?

You need a guardian for you, because you're so special, and one for your cock to make sure it's kept away.

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Although you do look like mine and my sisters lovechild - so it's a nope from me.

**no words**

 

[Wriggle]

**no words**

I tease because I love