Anyone from the UK?

[lingus60]

For you two lovelies….. anything!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Yes. And yes. And some spare for @RosewoodTulip

You 2 are amazing.

Aw thank you

 

[Sienna62]

Morning
Is anyone making coffee? I'd like some strong enough that it could make me see into other dimensions please

Same please

 

[deft]

Yes. And yes. And some spare for @RosewoodTulip

You 2 are amazing.

Aw thank you

I've found some sausage for you two to share, if you like?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I've found some sausage for you two to share, if you like?

Go nibble on your bread and behave yourself

 

[deft]

Go nibble on your bread and behave yourself

You're telling me to eat a crusty cob?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

You're telling me to eat a crusty cob?

Where's @Wand3rlust with her trusty eye rolls

 

[mickyp123]

& all the ladies that witnessed my 3.4seconds of awesomeness will never forget it and still love me for it.

If you were a film star you would be known as Spurt Reynolds

 

[Wand3rlust]

You're telling me to eat a crusty cob?

 

[deft]

There she is!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Do I have to stick my pinky out?

Don't. That woman will be along and tell you that you've got fat hands.

 

[Wriggle]

Has anyone else put on a stone in weight this past 3 days?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Has anyone else put on a stone in weight this past 3 days?

Er no. I lost over a stone though.

#HumbleBrag

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

Er no. I lost over a stone though.

#HumbleBrag

I only lost my marbles.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I only lost my marbles.

Well they're still stones, I suppose so well done!

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

Well they're still stones, I suppose so well done!

Talk to my scales about that!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Talk to my scales about that!

Look, I know I talk to trees, shop mannequins and random pigeons but talking to scales - pfft - that's for lunatics...

*Licks the window.*

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Just found out that from the 1st of August we can put glass in the green bin. I might take the rest of the day off to celebrate.

 

[Wriggle]

So , do you know what's fucked up?
Out blue bin is out green bin, but so is our black bin (for paper and card)
Out green bin is a non recyclable bin.

 

[deft]

Do you all live in the '90s? One bin here for all recycling... and there has been for years.

I feel even more smug than usual.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

No, no, no!

It's brown bin for glass and plastic and the blue bin for paper and cardboard. Black for rubbish, obvs.

 

[deft]

Ridiculous. Here, it's purple for refuse, blue for recycling, green for garden waste. 'Twas ever thus.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Do you all live in the '90s? One bin here for all recycling... and there has been for years.

I feel even more smug than usual.

Is it purple?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Love Liverpool and their purple wheelie bins.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Right chaps and ... er... Chapesses.

I need to go have a lay down and pretend all is fluffy and well

Laters.