Anyone from the UK?

[Wand3rlust]

we still have biscuits left after Wonks ate most of the sweets and then Wand3r ran off with the rest.

we used the Garibaldis to retile the floor

*stares @orangecurious *

 

[Wriggle]

I think it's because it's uk male, and we are uk thread. I never noticed til you mentioned, but in lesbian threads, other lesbian threads show up.

Why aren't there uk females, looking for uk females. Ummf!

Build it and they will cum come.

 

[lingus60]

Garden news..... first lot of french beans picked just now..... sautee them in butter and garlic..... any takers?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Garden news..... first lot of french beans picked just now..... sautee them in butter and garlic..... any takers?

Yes, please! My favorite!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Garden news..... first lot of french beans picked just now..... sautee them in butter and garlic..... any takers?

Mais, non.

 

[lingus60]

Pourquoi? Tu les n'aime pas?

 

[lingus60]

They're not the squeeky ones when you eat them.... genetically modified not to squeek

 

[orangecurious]

They're not the squeeky ones when you eat them.... genetically modified not to squeek

you can have them with halloumi of you want squeaky

 

[stickygirl]

Or, what this lady said.

You must mean Bruce Waynker don't you?

Eta have I missed a recognised pun with that name?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

13 days until I escape!

 

[lingus60]

But how long before you're recaptured?

 

[orangecurious]

*loads tranquiliser dart gun*

he's not going far

 

[Hodes101]

I know the trick to capturing Donkey's

Rubber chickens.

 

[orangecurious]

Which part of the donkey are you going to capture with a rubber chicken?

 

[Hodes101]

You don't capture part of a donkey. You get the whole animal.

 

[orangecurious]

the rogue apostrophe.

Wonks won't fall for that again, it's why we use sedatives.

by sedatives i mean live ammo

 

[stickygirl]

You don't capture part of a donkey. You get the whole animal.

That's made my day!!
Aw bless its heart

 

[orangecurious]

does no one care for the poor rubber chicken?

 

[Hodes101]

You can always find another rubber chicken, you can't get another donkey.

 

[orangecurious]

You can always find another rubber chicken, you can't get another donkey.

you say that

*calls the donkey sanctuary* yes... loads you say!

 

[Hodes101]

*sniffs empty prit-stick tube*

Yes lets get some more donkeys!

 

[orangecurious]

*puts the phone down.... picks it up as it rings straight away*

Hello... no... *looks around*... no, he's out. Michael? ok, i'll tell him you rang, Michael... you have a high voice... What, there is more than one of you called Michael?

So many calls today for Wonks. he needs an answering service

*leaves another post-it note*

 

[Btq97]

Evening all

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*puts the phone down.... picks it up as it rings straight away*

Hello... no... *looks around*... no, he's out. Michael? ok, i'll tell him you rang, Michael... you have a high voice... What, there is more than one of you called Michael?

So many calls today for Wonks. he needs an answering service

*leaves another post-it note*

Oi!!!

It's Gianna Michaels. She's perfect. Anyway. She has my mobile number.

And you'll never find a donkey as special as me.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Evening everyone.
Hoping you're all ok today