Anyone from the UK?

[Tigertiger55]

Can I request tea & cake? A lottery win is quite the occasion.

 

[Polranny]

It's the hay that made me wonky. It gave me a fever!

*Plays an awful "Badoom Tshhh!"*

You say that like it's a bad thing!

I just like... a good selection.

Opps I misread that as a good erection

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Plenty of sweets to go round.

@AWonkyDonkey milk bottles are all yours

@Heidi_UK flying saucers are yours

@orangecurious Mmm liquorice....

any other requests?

I'll DM you.

 

[Tigertiger55]

Can I request tea & cake? A lottery win is quite the occasion.

I of course meant coffee. Excited by the cake.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Opps I misread that as a good erection

What's one of those? It's been soooo long.

 

[Daisy_Love]

I of course meant coffee. Excited by the cake.

Nooooo, no, no, you don’t eat with coffee. Especially not cake it has to be tea. Haha
What kind of cake as this is of great importance.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Nooooo, no, no, you don’t eat with coffee. Especially not cake it has to be tea. Haha
What kind of cake as this is of great importance.

It's got to be a good cake...

 

[Tigertiger55]

Nooooo, no, no, you don’t eat with coffee. Especially not cake it has to be tea. Haha
What kind of cake as this is of great importance.

I find it quite tranquil to eat with a coffee. Not a main meal just a treat. Happy with Victoria sponge. Do you have a request on cake? I’m trying to cut down eating them whole.

 

[orangecurious]

coffee and cake is perfectly normal.

as long as it's not coffee cake.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Plenty of sweets to go round.

@AWonkyDonkey milk bottles are all yours

@Heidi_UK flying saucers are yours

@orangecurious Mmm liquorice....

any other requests?

Oh just do a mix up for me if you don't mind.

 

[lingus60]

Nooooo, no, no, you don’t eat with coffee. Especially not cake it has to be tea. Haha
What kind of cake as this is of great importance.

Got to be parkin for me! Cuppa tea and parkin yummy

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I don't like hot drinks or milk so a glass of ice cold cola with my cake.

 

[Wand3rlust]

*grabs all the sweets and legs it*

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Ooh cold milk with chocolate cake!
Or coffee with carrot cake
Or tea with a sponge cake
Or port with Christmas cake

Or yes fizzy pop with birthday cake!

Why don't I have any cake??

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*grabs all the sweets and legs it*

Oi!

Oh fuck it. I haven't got the energy to chase her.

*Sneaks some more out of his secret stash*

 

[orangecurious]

we've still got the biscuits

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

we've still got the biscuits

I'll let you guard those.

I'm going to get my head down for a little bit.

*Drags his pillow and duvet off to his secluded corner and sticks his "Do NOT Disturb Unless You're Scarlett Johansson or Gianna Michaels" sign up.*

 

[orangecurious]

*picks up ringing phone*

Hi. No, he's... *looks in the corner* not here. Yes, i'll tell him you called Miss... Scarlet. Oh, just Scarlet, like the colour.... with an extra tea? He doesn't like tea he said. ok, bye

How confusing

*leaves post-it note for Wonks and walks off to get a sandwich*

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Ello

 

[lingus60]

Hey NC. How are you doing?

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Hey NC. How are you doing?

Stress and anxiety... apart from that, ok thanks. How are you?

 

[orangecurious]

Hey NC

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Hey NC

Hey, how're you?

 

[orangecurious]

Hey, how're you?

Good thanks, about to have a much needed coffee break!

 

[lingus60]

Stress and anxiety... apart from that, ok thanks. How are you?

Ok thanks NC. Just out weeding the veggie beds. Is the kitchen busy these days?