thefishfryer
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We could go through her smalls together.I can do that. Always happy to help
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We could go through her smalls together.I can do that. Always happy to help
I may get a crust of bread if I'm luckyWell, I know the Mistress of the house can be quite demanding
Should I bring my barber belt?I got a shit ton of washing needs doing.
And the lawn needs mowing
I think you deserve more than. That I’d hopeI may get a crust of bread if I'm lucky
Two crusts?I think you deserve more than. That I’d hope
I was thinking more of something sweet, like youTwo crusts?
I'm washing and mowing lawns so I don't what you've been doing.Goodness! All up early on Wank Holiday, aren’t we?
It's the last wank holiday before the religious one, when sex is banned unless your imam permitsGoodness! All up early on Wank Holiday, aren’t we?
I'm sure we can do better than that. If you get a move on, I can share my sausage with you.I may get a crust of bread if I'm lucky
I’d better make it count, then!It's the last wank holiday before the religious one, when sex is banned unless your imam permits
Hire a cleaner and a gardener!I got a shit ton of washing needs doing.
And the lawn needs mowing
but there's 121 shagging days till Xmas... so there's thatI’d better make it count, then!
Not referring to lady garden I'm guessingI haven't lifted a finger in my garden for years.
True… goodness, I’ll be exhausted cum Christmas!but there's 121 shagging days till Xmas... so there's that
Who drinks tea in the morning.Of course. English breakfast tea ok?
I have no garden so it's extremely low maintenance. I have a palm and terrarium in the flat thoughHire a cleaner and a gardener!
Sit back and drink coffee. Perfect.
In saying that I give everything a clean before the cleaner is here, to my partners chagrin, and I wash my bed sheets so she doesn't see how vile I am, but other than that, I haven't lifted a finger in my garden for years.
As long as it's warm and wet I'll drink itWho drinks tea in the morning.
I do a Nespresso shot as my cafetiere is brewing, and during the day pick myself back up with my Italian stove top pot or fix up a Turish coffee in my cauldron looking thing.
Fuck, I can't keep out of that, or anyone else to that matter. I mean it's had two visits already. It needs a clean up from party spillages.Not referring to lady garden I'm guessing
Third cuppa of Yorkshire Gold on the go here to wash down a mushroom omelette. Nice start to the dayMorning all.
Is this the right place for some tea on this fine bank holiday monday?
Amen to that. Even go golden too.As long as it's warm and wet I'll drink it
I'm up for thatAmen to that. Even go golden too.
Amen to that. Even go golden too.
Now it’s a true Wank HolidayI'm up for that