Anyone from the UK?

[thefishfryer]

I can do that. Always happy to help

We could go through her smalls together.

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Pretty cold weather this morning, so the coffee was very welcome

 

[Adorabubble]

Well, I know the Mistress of the house can be quite demanding

I may get a crust of bread if I'm lucky

 

[Secretintoelderly]

I got a shit ton of washing needs doing.

And the lawn needs mowing

Should I bring my barber belt?

 

[Bigbobnc]

I may get a crust of bread if I'm lucky

I think you deserve more than. That I’d hope

 

[Adorabubble]

I think you deserve more than. That I’d hope

Two crusts?

 

[Bigbobnc]

Two crusts?

I was thinking more of something sweet, like you

 

[deft]

Goodness! All up early on Wank Holiday, aren’t we?

 

[Adorabubble]

Goodness! All up early on Wank Holiday, aren’t we?

I'm washing and mowing lawns so I don't what you've been doing.

 

[stickygirl]

Goodness! All up early on Wank Holiday, aren’t we?

It's the last wank holiday before the religious one, when sex is banned unless your imam permits

 

[thefishfryer]

I may get a crust of bread if I'm lucky

I'm sure we can do better than that. If you get a move on, I can share my sausage with you.

 

[deft]

It's the last wank holiday before the religious one, when sex is banned unless your imam permits

I’d better make it count, then!

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

I got a shit ton of washing needs doing.

And the lawn needs mowing

Hire a cleaner and a gardener!

Sit back and drink coffee. Perfect.

In saying that I give everything a clean before the cleaner is here, to my partners chagrin, and I wash my bed sheets so she doesn't see how vile I am, but other than that, I haven't lifted a finger in my garden for years.

 

[stickygirl]

I’d better make it count, then!

but there's 121 shagging days till Xmas... so there's that

 

[stickygirl]

I haven't lifted a finger in my garden for years.

Not referring to lady garden I'm guessing

 

[deft]

but there's 121 shagging days till Xmas... so there's that

True… goodness, I’ll be exhausted cum Christmas!

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Of course. English breakfast tea ok?

Who drinks tea in the morning.

I do a Nespresso shot as my cafetiere is brewing, and during the day pick myself back up with my Italian stove top pot or fix up a Turish coffee in my cauldron looking thing.

 

[Adorabubble]

Hire a cleaner and a gardener!

Sit back and drink coffee. Perfect.

In saying that I give everything a clean before the cleaner is here, to my partners chagrin, and I wash my bed sheets so she doesn't see how vile I am, but other than that, I haven't lifted a finger in my garden for years.

I have no garden so it's extremely low maintenance. I have a palm and terrarium in the flat though

 

[Adorabubble]

Who drinks tea in the morning.

I do a Nespresso shot as my cafetiere is brewing, and during the day pick myself back up with my Italian stove top pot or fix up a Turish coffee in my cauldron looking thing.

As long as it's warm and wet I'll drink it

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Not referring to lady garden I'm guessing

Fuck, I can't keep out of that, or anyone else to that matter. I mean it's had two visits already. It needs a clean up from party spillages.

 

[lingus60]

Morning all.
Is this the right place for some tea on this fine bank holiday monday?

Third cuppa of Yorkshire Gold on the go here to wash down a mushroom omelette. Nice start to the day

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

As long as it's warm and wet I'll drink it

Amen to that. Even go golden too.

 

[Adorabubble]

Amen to that. Even go golden too.

I'm up for that

 

[deft]

Amen to that. Even go golden too.

I'm up for that

Now it’s a true Wank Holiday

 

[lingus60]

Looks like the friskyness continues apace. Must be the long weekend