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Depends if she's attractive. Then it's just good sex!I'm up early but off work.
I have a plumber coming over to look at my pipes.
It's a bad porn movie plot !!
She's called Shane so I'm not hopefulDepends if she's attractive. Then it's just good sex!
I don't wanna TuesdayMorning
It's Tuesday. More on this breaking story when we get it.
I am definitely getting tickets for thisMorning
I see Oasis have reformed. Truly it is the End Days
In before someone else makes the obvious "Maybe" jokes.I am definitely getting tickets for this
I don’t care if I have to buy them on the resale market. I’m goingIn before someone else makes the obvious "Maybe" jokes.
I'd love to go. I saw them at Knebworth when I was 16 and the atmosphere was unbelievable. Saw them again a few years later when they were more polished and less off their faces too and they were a great live bandI am definitely getting tickets for this
Pisses me off because it's taking the spotlight away from the announcement of my old school band "Ocean Robot" reforming. They could've waited a day, selfish bastards.Morning
I see Oasis have reformed. Truly it is the End Days
Just rude really.Pisses me off because it's taking the spotlight away from the announcement of my old school band "Ocean Robot" reforming. They could've waited a day, selfish bastards.
I’ve never seen them live and had got to the point where I assumed I never would either. It’s too good a chance to miss out.I'd love to go. I saw them at Knebworth when I was 16 and the atmosphere was unbelievable. Saw them again a few years later when they were more polished and less off their faces too and they were a great live band
Are you going to play Wembley or the O2?Pisses me off because it's taking the spotlight away from the announcement of my old school band "Ocean Robot" reforming. They could've waited a day, selfish bastards.
We'll add more dates as demand dictatesAre you going to play Wembley or the O2?
What sort of vibe am I to expect from Ocean Robot?We'll add more dates as demand dictates
We know three chords and don't have a working bass drum.What sort of vibe am I to expect from Ocean Robot?
A bit like Oasis without a bass drum then?We know three chords and don't have a working bass drum.
Exactly. We'll borrow one from the support act it'll be fine.A bit like Oasis without a bass drum then?