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Why is there even a question about this? Bad things only start happening when you let the outside world in.Morning all, still half asleep here. Not sure whether to open the curtains or have a lie in.
Yeah, but I like to check what the neighbours are up to..,. Unplugging their cars, checking their bins, etc.Why is there even a question about this? Bad things only start happening when you let the outside world in.
security camera, smartphone, teasmaid, and bed-side biscuit jar, that’s all you needYeah, but I like to check what the neighbours are up to..,. Unplugging their cars, checking their bins, etc.
Knock knock. Your morning tea and vibrator, MadameI mean, I can think of more things...
You might spill the teaKnock knock. Your morning tea and vibrator, Madame
That would be unforgivable. I would be mortified.You might spill the tea
They can be almost silent these days.Vibrator and tea for breakfast, first time I've heard that
That's how they stir in the sugar.Vibrator and tea for breakfast, first time I've heard that
Such lascivious behaviour is frowned upon here ... but my DMs are openMaybe I should flash my tits?
Bins, tea and biscuits?…I think I may have just climaxed..Such lascivious behaviour is frowned upon here ... but my DMs are open
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Oh, and morning all
Lovely day for having a lie in with tea, biscuits and an adult toy on the side (or anywhere else that might benefit from it) as you listen to the sound of bins being emptied
Remember that upper lip. Keep it stiff man.Bins, tea and biscuits?…I think I may have just climaxed..
Who's flashing or wanking on the UK thread?Less of the frisky flashing on and wanking.
I'm in work