Anyone from the UK?

[Rackson]

Good morning all.

 

[Biggalute]

Morning all, have a good one x

 

[Adorabubble]

Morning

 

[thefishfryer]

Morning all, still half asleep here. Not sure whether to open the curtains or have a lie in.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Morning.

 

[lingus60]

Morning all

 

[Joncali35]

Morning...stay in bed, get up and walk the dog...

Dilemma for Thursday

 

[EbersMoll]

Morning all, still half asleep here. Not sure whether to open the curtains or have a lie in.

Why is there even a question about this? Bad things only start happening when you let the outside world in.

 

[amber1312]

Buisctits

 

[thefishfryer]

Why is there even a question about this? Bad things only start happening when you let the outside world in.

Yeah, but I like to check what the neighbours are up to..,. Unplugging their cars, checking their bins, etc.

 

[EbersMoll]

Yeah, but I like to check what the neighbours are up to..,. Unplugging their cars, checking their bins, etc.

security camera, smartphone, teasmaid, and bed-side biscuit jar, that’s all you need

 

[Wand3rlust]

I mean, I can think of more things...

 

[thefishfryer]

I mean, I can think of more things...

Knock knock. Your morning tea and vibrator, Madame

 

[Adorabubble]

Knock knock. Your morning tea and vibrator, Madame

You might spill the tea

 

[Joncali35]

Vibrator and tea for breakfast, first time I've heard that

 

[EbersMoll]

Okay so maybe it’s:
security camera, smartphone, teasmaid, bed-side biscuit jar, …

adult toy box, and a call bell for one’s “staff”.

Anything else?

Calendar with the bin days clearly marked?
gastro-intestinal surgeon to remove the vibrator parts one’s eaten for breakfast, perhaps?

Life’s so complicated!

 

[thefishfryer]

You might spill the tea

That would be unforgivable. I would be mortified.

 

[thefishfryer]

Vibrator and tea for breakfast, first time I've heard that

They can be almost silent these days.

 

[Joncali35]

I'd be surprised if she'd be silent...moans from pleasure, or screams from hot tea burns...!

 

[Wriggle]

Vibrator and tea for breakfast, first time I've heard that

That's how they stir in the sugar.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Maybe I should flash my tits?

Such lascivious behaviour is frowned upon here ... but my DMs are open

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Oh, and morning all

Lovely day for having a lie in with tea, biscuits and an adult toy on the side (or anywhere else that might benefit from it) as you listen to the sound of bins being emptied

 

[EbersMoll]

Such lascivious behaviour is frowned upon here ... but my DMs are open

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Oh, and morning all

Lovely day for having a lie in with tea, biscuits and an adult toy on the side (or anywhere else that might benefit from it) as you listen to the sound of bins being emptied

Bins, tea and biscuits?…I think I may have just climaxed..

 

[Wriggle]

Less of the frisky flashing on and wanking.

I'm in work

 

[thefishfryer]

Bins, tea and biscuits?…I think I may have just climaxed..

Remember that upper lip. Keep it stiff man.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Less of the frisky flashing on and wanking.

I'm in work

Who's flashing or wanking on the UK thread?

They'll be given very short shrift when certain members find out there's been such behaviour!